Michael Phelps Drunken Car Accident

Michael Phelps Drunken Car Accident – Photos and Video

Flipper Baby, Michael Phelps has found himself more trouble. The gold medal winning icon was involved in a car crash yesterday evening in Baltimore. Phelps was driving with a couple of friends as he smashed into a Honda Accord. His Escalade crumpled the front of the Accord and sent the driver to a hospital. No significant injuries have been reported, but the female driver he hit is drawing out plans for a new stable for all the ponies Phelps is about to buy her. (Because that is what you do when you get him buy someone driving an Escalade.)

According to the Associated Press, cops said they didn’t believe alcohol was involved. However, a reader of Michael K’s over at D-Listed wrote in to him with his impartial view of the story.

Hey Michael K,

so I’m leaving my apartment tonight in my shithole city of Baltimore, when just two blocks away, I see someone has just wrecked his Escalade into a fucking PARKED car. This guy is hobbling around on the corner, looking drunk and very smug, with no shoes on and rocking a very bro-ish purple football jersey. I then realized it is the world’s fastest drunkard/highard Michael Phelps. The whole time he had a stupid shit-eating grin on his face, no doubt induced by the body shots he was probably taking as he ran his Escalade into a parked car. My friend took some photos, only to have Michael Phelps get in his face and demand, “Dude. Delete that photo. DELETE THE PHOTO NOW!”

Definitely drunk, definitely shoeless, and definitely wearing a football jersey. I’m so INTO Michael Phelps right now.

I am guessing he was on something, but that is because I am partial to the sexy gossipers of Baltimore. That and his past works against him. He was caught drinking and driving and plead guilty to being a drunk azz driver in 2004. Most recently he was caught smoking pot in a bong scandal. (Click here to see the Michael Phelps Bong Scandal Photos.)

He likes to party, nothing wrong with that, just don’t get behind the wheel. Keep it classy when your inebriated, like me and hit on your neighbor’s husband’s while demonstrating the Dame patented “Flip and Tuck” move. (This may or may not have actually taken place.)

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