Miley Cyrus Joins ‘Sex and the City’ Cast

DO NOT WANT!

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Seriously, I am praying to the goddess of common sense to justify this horrid rumor with ample amounts of male nudity in the film. Miley Cyrus is said to be begging for a role in the next installment of the “Sex and the City” films. Delusions suggest that the “Hannah Montana” star would share screen time with Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Kim Cattrall and Cynthia Nixon.

Via Gossip Girls:

“Miley sees this as a transition from teen stardom to more adult roles,” said one source.

And how do the famous “Sex and the City” girls feel about it?

“We’re all wondering how long it will take Kim to have Miley knocking back Cosmos and ogling all the men. Seriously though, all the girls are excited to have Miley on board.”

I am not buying this and call BS. While I don’t doubt that she is dying to be S&TC, I do doubt the validity of producers actually entertaining the idea. It would be like having drag queens at a tractor pull. Seriously, what experience does she have to share? We all know this girl is a pack of Trojans away from sex tape, but I really don’t want to hear her tales of giving skycaps a handy in exchange for Starbucks. Nor do I wish to explain what snowballing or a Birmingham Booty Call is to 14 year old sitting next to me in the theater.

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4 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Joins ‘Sex and the City’ Cast”

Marcella August 14th, 2009 at 10:33 am

I’m with you Dame Cara — tell me this is not true!

Marcella August 14th, 2009 at 10:33 am

I’m with you Dame Cara — tell me this is not true! I’d like a million dollars and an all-nighter with George Clooney - that that’s not going to happen either!!

Pam August 14th, 2009 at 11:22 am

You have two ends of the scale there.Cyrus, the young, growing into a beautiful woman and then Kim Cattrall, the already awesome, beautiful woman.

I choose Kim all the way. I even have Kim as the voice on my GPS. Until Cyrus is a big enough star to have her voice on a GPS, I don’t care for her. I got Cattrall from a site called Navtones. They do real celebrity voices for GPS. i got Mr. T and Kim.

So come on Cyrus, get yourself on Navtones and then you can class yourself as making the change from kid to adult.

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