Dancing with the Stars 2009 New Cast – Mark Dacascos

The new cast for the 2009 Dancing with the Stars competition was announced on “Good Morning America.” For those of you who are Tom Bergeron fans and appreciate a show that mixes ballroom dancing and VH1’s “Surreal Life,” here is the 16 star DWTS line up:

1. Kathy Ireland – Supermodel now rolling in cash thanks to her department store line.
2. Macy Gray – Raspy One Hit Wonder of “I Try”
3. Joan Hart – Clarissa Explains it All and Sabrina the Teenage Witch
4. Mya – Tiny Singer
5. Ashley Hamilton – son of previous competitor George Hamilton.
6. Michael Irvin – Wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboy.
7. Mark Dacacos – Sexy beast from Food Network’s TV Series Iron Chef America as known as “The Chairman” and Future Dame conquest. I hereby declare him the winner.
8. Donny Osmond – Singer who is now a side note in Vegas
9. Kelly Osborne – Osborne family member
10. Debi Mazar – Another fierce ho currently on “Entourage”
11. Chuck Liddell – UFC fighting champion.
12. Natalie Coughlin – Gold medal adorned swimmer
13. Joanna Krupa – Voted the sexiest swimsuit model in the world.
14. Louis Vito – Professional snowboarder
15. Aaron Carter – Yeah, really. Meth is the new rumba.
16. Tom DeLay – Former Republican House Majority Leader. (Again…really?)

It’s ok. I too didn’t know why these people were considered famous either.

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