Heidi Montag-Pratt “Sings” for Miss Universe-Video

It’s official kittens: Good taste is dead.

Last night, Heidi Montag-Pratt debuted her latest single, “Body Language” during the Miss Universe pageant. I missed it as I had more important things to do like watch ‘America’s Best Dance Crew’ while giving myself an at-home mud masque. However, YouTube is all over the hot-mess and now you can watch the train wreck yourself here. Great. I’ll get the PBR and Doritos.

Via US Weekly:

“She sang “Body Language” while dancing around in a sequin bra and matching pants. Half her song was blocked out while NBC, which broadcast the performance from The Bahamas, introduced the 15 finalists.”

NBC blocked half the performance because even the teenage d-bag working the video prompt could tell this was a nightmare.

Quoteables Via D-Listed:

“Spencer Pratt went through Brit Brit’s trash can, pulled out her 2000 MTV VMAs outfit, brushed the Cheetos off, slid it over…Heidi Montag and pushed her out on the international stage during last night’s Miss Universe pageant. He should’ve pushed her off the planet instead, because that was one of the biggest displays of f**kery I’ve every seen! This is why some people hate America!”

I believe they are the essence of what children’s nightmares are made out of.

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