Meth lab rat, Aaron Carter, is after Jennifer Aniston.
The lovelorn 40 year old finally has a taker. The younger brother of former Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter, is taking a break from being arrested for possession of marijuana and hiding his acne scars with silly putt and Elmer’s glue to be a contestant on “Dancing with the Has Beens” and thinks he can pull the ladies now. Instead of picking up a truck stop hooker, he wants to have the world’s scariest baby with Jennifer Aniston.
“I don’t any trashy girls… I gotta be with an older, more mature girl, who’s not insecure… Age is just a number. Jennifer Aniston would be great, I would love that. That would be amazing… Just think about our kids!”
Everyone wants to nail a cougar (lucky for me), but I am pretty sure any offspring would turn out to be some sort of bushbaby that ran on Pantene Pro-V and would exhaust the world‘s supply highlighting caps and Noxzema.
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what happen w/ da world!!? ha..ha..