Anderson Cooper Owns Heidi Montag

Sexy bitch.

“She kinda lip synched, it almost was in sync, her way through her new song. The performance was from last night’s Miss Universe Pagent. I don’t really know who this person is, nor why she is pretending to be a singer nor why anyone should actually listen to her, but apparently she is famous.”

My queeny boo further the onslaught on this walking downfall of society by throwing more facts out.

“She thanked God. I don’t think God had anything to do with this production. If God has the time to work on this and that is the best he can do…we are all in trouble. I think using the term “interesting” for this performance is a stretch.”

This is why I LOVE Anderson Cooper and he is like the light of a thousand fairies in this cold dark world. While I am a bit disappointed he slummed it and took time out of his life to address Montag, but how could he NOT be a C.U. Next Tuesday about this? This is why he is famous…right? I mean this is man who could be blabbing on about the plight of African children and I would listen, dreamily envisioning and all night marathon of “Sex and the City,” mud masks and manicures with him while he pins himself as the Charlotte to my Samantha.

One day kittens. One day.

Comments

  1. Marcella says:

    I always love your commentary Dame Cara, and I agree totally with you about Anderson. He speaks his mind, and oh, what a mind!

  2. Oh wow, thanks for posting the video. Heidi’s performance was awful, she has no talent. No musical talent, no artistic creativity, and definitely no stage performance talent. Poor girl..

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