Project Runway Season 6 Episode 2 Recap
Last week we had someone nearly quit before they even set their fingers on a sewing machine, a model went down the runway essentially nude and they faced the most boring challenge ever. (Click here to read Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1 Recap)
The designers begin the show by talking about the first challenge. Althea just can’t wrap her mind around the elmination of Ari. Really? She is confused by the elimination of someone who cranked out a dress worthy of an SNL space skit in which the Coneheads hit a disco and experimented with coke? I bet she thinks Donald Trumps weave is awesome too.
Heidi comes out an announces they will be designing a “pregnancy chic” look. Rebecca Romijn waltzes out and demands something that makes her boobs looks fantastic but allows her to show off her twin baby bump. This is a slightly better challenge and I have hope for the season.
Logan is scared of pregnant women and babies. I suddenly feel a connection with him. The designers strap bumps to their mannequins and most are confused as to wear the strap ons go. I am sure this is a constant issue. Qristyl is once again freaking the funk out at Mood. Girl is spilling stuff around running around like she’s at a sample sale. Tim tells her to calm down and probably slips her a downer.
Fabric starts to form on mannequins and Chicken Little (Malvin) is wrapping a towel around his mannequin and calling his look “Motha Hen.” Good bye Chicken Little. It was lovely meeting you and your fluffy mohawk. Of course, Althea loves his little egg themed look. The kiss of death. Ra’mon is shizzing himself because Nina, despite being on downers at the last challenge, told him he was playing it safe the first round. Mitchel is prancing around with a gigantic pair of brown shorts. He wastes presious time letting the girls put them on.
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Tim Gunn enters and I swoon a bit. Mitchel and his giant shorts also come complete with a t-shirt he has craft. A t-shirt? Yes, Tim Gunn a Project Runway contestant has made a t-shirt. Hanes would be proud and I have an inkling that Mitchel will be explaining himself to Michael Kors and his over bronzed mug.
Tim glides over to Chicken Little and gives him the classy WTF? look. Poor child is trying to explain himself to a confused Fashion Jesus. Chicken Little wants to make Rebecca into a Chicken Momma and is adding a pair of pants that will widen her hips. Gunn asks him the golden question burning in my throat… “What woman wants her hips to look wider?” Melvin answers “I don’t know. It was more for the concept like chicken thighs.” Tim answers “Oh no. Melllllvin!” Tells him not to go into costume land. Too late.
Tim takes his luscious self over to a jittery Ra’mon. He clearly thinks anything is better than Chicken Little’s horrid attempt at Pea in the Pod and tells Ra’mon not to play itself but not to be cuckoo and gives a sideways glance at Melvin and states “that’s already been done.” Bwhahaha!
Mitchel is funking around again and telling Ra’mon his dress looks like a bowling bag. Then takes it back and says, “No, I mean. You’ll totally win!” Meanwhile, last week The Cryer, Johnny, does a blah dress with a jacket that is better meant for dusting according to Qristyl.
The next day Malvin has woken up with common sense and wants to revamp his fuggery. Mitchel is ready to cry because he has wasted so much time funking around and playing with his parachute shorts. Ra’mon reminds of last seasons Stella and her love of “letha” and deems everything but his own creation a hot mess.
(Michael Kors has OD’ed on bronzer and took the day off. )
Althea- Cranked out a nice piece, but it’s boob city.
Gordana - SAFE
Malvin- Nina is still on downers and merely states that his outfit is a essential a sling. Heidi brings out the bitchy and point blank asks Rebecca “Do you really want to look like a chicken that has an egg?” ELIMINATED
Mitchel- Heidi continues her mean streak, which I love, and starts out by praising him stating that she loved the concept of an everyday outfit, but then hits in the balls with “Wow. How difficult is it to make a pair of shorts?” Huzzah! Nina has woken up and doesn’t bother with pleasantries and states the shorts are too short, the shirts too tight and “she is a mess!” BOTTOM 2
Irina - SAFE
Christopher - SAFE
Ra’mon- The judges are mean and call his dress a mess with racing stripes. True. After they leave to smack talk, Rebecca mentions it looks like a bowling ball bag! Ha! Mitchel at least got that part right.
Shirin - GORGEOUS. She has a light wine colored dress with a jacket I would cut a bitch for. All the judges love it. WINNER
Epperson- SAFE
Louise - A little too night gown-ish but Rebecca likes it and wants to run home an hump Jerry.
Johnny - SAFE
Carol- SAFE
Qristyl- SAFE
Logan- SAFE
Nicolas - SAFE
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