Rachel Bilson Rescued by Drag Queens

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This one was in my mail box this morning and I found it too amusing not to post. Rachel Bilson was rescued from swarming paparazzi by a couple of drag queens after getting tipsy at Bardot.

Via ONTD:

My sister was visiting me last week and wanted to see a celebrity, so we went to Hollywood around 1 AM and found a pack of paparazzi outside of Bardot. Sure enough after about 10 minutes out walks Rachel Bilson. She honestly looked mad, and drunk and did stumble….the paparazzi followed her as she crossed the street, and some drunken drag queens from the nearby gay club Tigerheat tried to fend away the pap, which made a pissed off looking Rachel start laughing, it was cute.

Now this is a story that warms my cold little heart and makes me feel all fluffy inside. We all know I am made of marshmallow crème and $10 jugs of vodka. The one fierce queen in the purple raided by closet and stole my purple halter dress. I used it crash a couple of proms last year. Of course he looked better in it than me. What? I am a cougar. And don’t pretend like you don’t watch the shirtless senior class track team run around all sweaty. At least I am not trying to lure them in with promises of candy and puppies. Which reminds me, I need to check on the cookies in my oven.

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Dane Cook Calls Out Vanessa Hudgens on Nude Leaked Photos

Apparently Dane Cook still thinks he is amusing. Someone get him a memo that “My Best Friend’s Girl” was dreadful.

During the 2009 Teen Choice Awards (an event aimed at kids which is obvious the name) Dane Cook called out Vanessa Hudgens and told her to “keep her clothes on” and reminded her that “phones are for phone calls” not for sending out sexy time photos. He was referncing a second plethora of nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens hitting the net earlier this week (click HERE to see that story and photos).

Hudgens attempted to keep to shoot lasers out of her eyes and smote Dane, but her Disney contract forbids murdering half wit comics. She merely chewed her gum and mentally unleashed an adorably choreographed dance fight in which Zac Efron rips his shirt off and then cuts Dane with a Lady Bic. I would also like to point out that Miley did her best to steal Hudgens nude thunder by rolling out a stripper pole to gyrate her little boy boobies on.

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Is it just me or is the next generation of teenagers a pack of horny beasts? Also, I just love that photo above of Zac Efron staring dreamily upward clearly excited that Robert Pattinson was in the same room as him.

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Jaime Pressly Drunk and Peeing In Public – Photo and Video

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Note to Jaime Pressly: Just because you play white trash on tv, doesn’t mean you should carry that over to real life! Multiple sources are claiming that Pressly got so drunk at the West Hollywood bar called “The Abbey” on Sunday that she ended up squatting down outside the bar and peeing all over the sidewalk. And to make this matter even worse, she did it during daylight! Wait, really? You’ve never seen or heard of a girl squatting to pee outside, when drunk? Never? Oh. Uh, well, me neither. Never. And I would never, myself. Never. Moving along…

There’s video to go along with this claim circulating around where a bunch of people are clearly shocked by what they are seeing. The video does look as if she is peeing all over, but Jaime took to her personal Twitter page to say it was nothing more than a dare for her bachelorette party, and that she was actually pouring water out of a bottle from behind her back to make it look like she was peeing.

Per Twitter:

Way to spin a story!! Breaking news huh? wow!!!!
about 16 hours ago from web

pouring a bottle of water!!! C’mon guys! Do you think i would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad DAYLIGHT!!!
about 16 hours ago from web

Yes….that is me doing dare #8 at my bridal shower..Things are not always what they seem.. Notice my hand in the back..its pouring a bottl
about 16 hours ago from web

Hearing the horrified squealing and gasps in the background of the video, it sure doesn’t sound like just a dare to me. According to fellow gossiper Perez Hilton, multiple sources very close to Jaime have dispelled her claims, even confirming that she is a very heavy drinker and this does not surprise them one bit. Just a dare?

Hey when a girls gotta go, a girls gotta go! But maybe you should keep in mind that bathrooms are a standard requirement in all public establishments. Lets hope this was a dare!

Image Via: Perez Hilton

Jennifer Hudson Gives Birth to Baby Boy!

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Jennifer Hudson has given birth to a baby boy! Jennifer and her fiancé, David Otunga, have welcomed their first child. The “Dream Girls” starlet had her son yesterday evening. The couple named him David Daniel Otunga Jr.

Per Showbiz 411:

Hudson tells me he weighed in at seven pounds, fourteen ounces. And Jennifer and David, Sr., by the way, did not know the sex of the baby in advance. They bought blue and pink clothes, just in case!

They managed to keep her pregnancy on the down low for quite some time. Hudson, who desired privacy after the sudden loss of family, never announced her pregnancy. She merely let fans and the rest of us to speculate. She showed up at several concerts with bump hiding attire, but was spotted with a beach ball belly late last month. (Click HERE to see those photos and story.)

I say good for her and congrats!

New Moon Teaser Trailer and Taylor Lautner’s Favorite Scene-Video

Thank goodness Summit Entertainment took my hate mail and multiple threats seriously.

Like many grown women who are currently infatuated with the ‘Twilight Saga’, I was dreading the fact that I was actually going to spend $7.50 on a ticket to see ‘Bandslam’ with the Cell-Phone Centerfold herself, Vanessa Hudgens, all in an attempt to get a glimpse of a fresh New Moon teaser trailer for ‘Twilight Saga: New Moon’. Yes, I have a problem. Yes, I should be seeking help and not be seeking pictures of Robert Pattinson’s nipples. But I can’t help myself.

Never fear though. If you are like me (and I KNOW some of you are out there. You’re probably asking yourself now if you should leave a comment) you can use that $7.50 on better things, like a margarita. Summit has released the 14 second teaser trailer which shows us nothing we haven’t seen before expect too much of Taylor Lautner’s wig.

Speaking of Taylor, while at the Teen Choice Awards this past Sunday, he revealed to MTV that his favorite scene in ‘New Moon’ wasn’t in Stephenie Meyer’s book.

Via MTV:

“I loved shooting the scenes with Embry and Quil,” he revealed. “Tyson [Houseman] plays Quil, and he’s just kind of a funny character.

“Me and Bella — I’m sorry, Bella and I — are working on the bikes, and Embry and Quil come in,” Lautner explained of the scene. “Quil’s checking out Bella [and trying to be smooth] and is like, ‘Hey, I’m Quil. Quil Ateara.’ It’s a really funny scene, and the two were really great in it.”

Ha ha ha! That is hil-arious!

Now, take your shirt off.

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Don’t Blame This On Sex Pamela Anderson!

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According to Pamela Anderson, ample amounts of sexy is to blame for withered boot with a bad weave appearance. I am guessing this is like the old hot dog down a hallway cliché. However, Anderson thinks she looks sessy despite using make up intended for Senorita Whore Face while wearing rejected Baby Gap designs.

Via The Sun:

“Looking good to me has always been because of the amount of sex I’m getting! I’ve hardly ever been a member of a gym and I can’t follow diets. When I’m not in a relationship and not – hypothetically speaking of course – having lots of sex how do I keep fit? Oh I don¹t know. I can’t remember! Oh I know… I jump up and down a lot!”

I should give her credit, she looks good for a 60 year old. Wait…she is only 42? Hmmm…wow. It’s a bit like looking into a crystal ball and seeing Megan Fox’s future.

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Brooks and Dunn Break Up

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Brooks and Dunn are done. That is according to their recently released statement. The country duo announced through their website that they are calling it quits. They have broken up. Dunzo. No mas.

Message from Brooks & Dunn | 8/10/09
To Our Fans:

After 20 years of making music
and riding this trail together, we have
agreed as a duo that it’s time call it a day. This ride has been
everything and more than we could ever have dreamed …. We owe it all
to you, the fans. If you hear rumors, don’t believe them, it’s just
time.

We will release our #1′s and then some” on September 8th and come see
you all one more time in 2010, with The Last Rodeo Tour (dates to be
announced).

My apologies to all the country music buffs out there.

Ashley Greene is Naked, Scandal -Photos UPDATED

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When she’s not making out with Chace Crawford, ‘Twilight Saga’ star, Ashley Greene is into photography. In particular, she likes to have portraits of herself done…in the nude.

Not to be outdone by Vanessa Hudgens’ latest round of nakedness that was ‘accidentally’ leaked onto the internet just in time for her to promote her latest movie, Greene’s photos surfaced.

“No word on how or who leaked these pictures of Ashley Greene naked, but they leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Including whether or not Ashley is shaved. She is, by the way.”

I guess some girls will do anything for the world to forget they were caught making out with Chace Crawford. (See Ashley Greene Making Out with Chace Crawford by clicking HERE.)

UPDATE:
It didn’t take long for Ashley to take legal action regarding these, um, quite lovely pictures of herself.

Via People:

“The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal and are being unlawfully displayed,” Greene’s lawyer says in a statement. “Our client intends to take legal action.”

Since we here at Hollywood Dame prefer spending our cash on Grey Goose and Ryan Gosling photos instead of lawyers, you won’t find Ashely’s lady-bits on display here. Many apologies to you pervs out there but the NSFW images have been removed but you can see some more by clinking HERE.

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Weekend Of The Cougars

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Wow, this weekend sure seemed to take quite the interesting turn in date choices!! Almost guaranteed to be done just for publicity, John Mayer and friend Rob Dyrdek double dated this weekend. The bff’s paid a visit to Hollywood club MyHouse over the weekend wearing two matching accessories; Monogrammed velvet smoking jackets and a date on their arms old enough to be their mothers. Meow! John must have a thing for older women, which would explain his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. As for Dyrdek, well… Its probably just another attempt to drum up some publicity, like when he appeared to have stumbled out of the same nightclub back in June and looked to be held up by Mayer and another gentleman. When the two celebrities got into their vehicle, they both started laughing. Whatever the reason is behind their latest shenanigans, its still pretty hilarious!

However, the award for the “WTF moment” of the weekend has to go to 48 year old Kathy Griffin. How genius of her was it to show up at the “Teen Choice Awards” with 19 year old Levi Johnston as her date? Can you imagine how bad Sarah Palin is flipping out right about now? But don’t start shaking your head wondering when pigs grew wings to fly over the weekend… Given the comment he made during a pre-show interview, this too is almost guaranteed to be another publicity stunt.

Per PopWatch:

Asked by an E! reporter, Johnston said, “I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I’m told.”

Hmmm… Shouldn’t be too hard. I mean, he did live with the Palin’s afterall. He’s used to following orders! This matchup was was really funny & clever of Griffin, and hopefully even funnier if this somehow turns into a Kathy Griffin/Sarah Palin feud. Kudos to Griffin though, cause Levi is quite the hottie!

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Ashley Greene and Chace Crawford Dating and Making Out – Photos

GASP! Someone from the Twilight cast is getting some other than Robert Pattinson.

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After the two attended yesterday’s Teen Choice Awards separately, Ashley Greene and Chace Crawford enjoyed a full on kiss and make out session before she departed for Vancouver. He dropped her off at LAX and they kissed for several minutes.

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Apparently they have been dating for awhile. The above photo is from late November of 2008. They were spotted together a few times lately according to TMZ, but no one put the idea to paper because…well…it’s Chace Crawford. Ok, so it’s more like they have denied the relationship is a romantic one and use the “just friends” excuse.

I am sure this just a diabolical scheme to get to the Sparklebeast of Robert.

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