Steven Tyler Falls Off Stage

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Legendary Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was airlifted to a hospital after falling from stage during a concert at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in western South Dakota on Wednesday night. The sound system had failed and Tyler was trying to entertain the crowd during the song “Love in an Elevator” when he stepped backwards, stepping off of the catwalk, and falling onto a couple of fans. Security guards rushed to his aid, helping the singer get up and taking him backstage while the crowd cheered.

Per MTV:

“He does a lot of dancing on the stage and he does a lot of stuff with his mic stand. He put his stand down and twirled around and stepped backwards off the stage,” said Mike Sanborn, spokesman for the Buffalo Chip Campground, which hosted the outdoor concert. “He was good natured about it,” Sanborn said. “He was in good spirits when he got in the helicopter. He was talking and joking with the physician. It was an unfortunate end to an extraordinary evening.”

Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry came out to tell the audience Tyler was being taken to the hospital and that the show would not go on, about halfway through the concert. Fans were disappointed the concert was cut short but hoped Tyler wasn’t seriously hurt. He was attended to on site by a physician before being flown to Rapid City Regional Hospital. Tyler is said to have suffered minor head, neck, and shoulder injuries, but it wasn’t immediately clear how serious those injuries are. No additional details have been released as of late.
How horrible! We wish Tyler a full and speedy recovery.

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Hello Drunky! Jessica Simpson Blows Paparazzi Kisses – Photos

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Jessica Simpson was out partying again. This time she was celebrating her sidekick’s birthday. Apparently she had a really good time. She stumbled through paparazzi even blew them a kiss as Paves tried to get Jess into the car. She spent the evening at Beso with Ken, the owner (Eva Longoria), Mario Lopez (AC Slater) and Kim Kardashian.

Girl better get herself together and get over her string of looser boyfriends. Papa Simpson will shiz kittens if she has to go slum it in rehab. I imagine it her and Mischa Barton arguing over the last cup of Easy Mac and Jess yelling, “You’re gonna toss it later anyway! Let me and my goodie machine have it!”

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Ashlee Simpson Women’s Wear Daily Photoshopped Glory – Photos

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Ashlee Simpson has won the photoshop award for her spread in Women’s Wear Daily. Seriously. Who looks at this terrible airbrushing job and says to themselves, “Yup. Job well done here! Replacing Ashlee’s legs with Unrealistic Expectations Ballerina Barbie’s was a freaking sweet idea! Now, who’s ready for some Jimmy John’s?”

At least the Stella McCartney dress is cute.

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Ryan Gosling’s Gun Show – Photos

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While chatting with Dame Crista this morning… I mean working diligently to bring you the utmost recent and interesting celebrity gossip… she brought up the underrated hotness of Ryan Gosling. Everyone is infatuated with Sparklepants and the quiet guys get swept under the rug. Which is a shame because Gosling strikes me as the type who would teach you a few things in bed and then make you pecan waffles the next morning.

So my friends over at Ten Gossip had some photos of him putting on a gun show while riding a motorcycle and displaying his new tattoo. Pure hotness. There is something sexy about not having to fight over hair products with possible suitors. Plus, there’s the bike. Having that much power between his legs is also hot. (However, the same does not hold true for obese men on mopeds.)

Gosling’s new tattoo is from the book “The Giving Tree” which is quite possibly one of the best books every written. I had gotten this book as a kid and was pissed because it was not the New Kids on the Block fanny pack I had wanted. I ended up getting the fanny pack later. Guess which one I still have to this very day? Lets just say I threw out the fanny pack upon discovering Jonathan Knight was gay and crushed my little girl dreams of one day nailing him, but now I want to go shopping with him and talk about Marc Jacobs’ taste in shoes.

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Angelina Jolie Poses for Breastfeeding Statue in the Nude – Photos and Video

Please. I doubt if Angelina Jolie lets Brad Pitt see her business, let alone some would-be artist. (Let’s also remember she wasn’t above making sexy times with Billy Bob in front of limo drivers and bathroom attendants.)

However, that hasn’t stopped celebrity shock-sculpture makerDaniel Edwards from depicting St. Angelina in the buff with a clay baby attached to each teet.

This is the same, um, artist, who brought us the masterpiece “Monument to Pro-Life” which featured a nude Britney Spears “presenting’ (as some of us like to call it) and giving live-birth on a bear-skin rug. [This reminds me: Dame, you may need to get your bear skin rug cleaned after yesterday's staff meeting...it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, kittens.] He also did a golden Oprah and Paris Hilton doing something I am pretty sure is illegal in several states with her rat/dog. (All of those photos are after the cut below.)

Via PR Newswire:

For World Breastfeeding Week, Phantom-Financial announces the unveiling of a life-size park bench sculpture of Angelina Jolie nude with her twin babies by New York artist Daniel Edwards just minutes from Brad Pitt’s own birthplace in the Oklahoma City Metro area in September before its Fall exhibition in London.

“Landmark for Breastfeeding,” inspired by last year’s cover of W magazine featuring Angelina Jolie suckling her baby, depicts a seated nude Jolie double-breastfeeding twins.

Oh crap! World Breastfeeding Week is coming up?! What am I going to wear?!

The NSFW Photos of Angelina Jolie’s Breastfeeding Statue are After the Cut. Click “Read More…”

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Vampire Lovin’ Translates Off Screen, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Engaged

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While everyone was busy trying to shove the loins of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart together, other vampire lovin’ was taking place. Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. Sookie and Bill are getting married y’all!

Reps for both Paquin and Moyer confirmed to People mag that they are in fact engaged and have been dating since February. There is a 12 year age gap between Anna, 27 and Stephen, 39. The two met on the set of HBO’s vampire series, “True Blood.”

New Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pics Surface – Photos

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The “High School Musical” starlet is reprising her cell phone photo scandal by yet another slew of Vanessa Hudgens nude photos.

Another plethora of naughty photos taken by Hudgens using her cell phone have once again hit the net. Girl needs to make a sex tape and get it over with.

UPDATE- Sorry dahlings, a big bad attorney for Vanessa Hudgens has ordered the removal of the photos.

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Jessica Simpson Slumming It To Get Nick Lachey Back

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Oh Jessica… please, tell me there is some form of rationalization up in that head of yours other than trying to figure out if country music is really the best career choice for you. For about the millionth time this year, rumors are circulating that bubble-headed Jessica Simpson is again trying her best to woo back her ex husband Nick Lachey, this time in a desperate bid to make him jealous by hooking back up with her other ex, John Mayer.

Per OK:

“Nick is the guy Jess knew she should be with, but they were too young and their lives catapulted so quickly into fame that they never seemed to be able to catch up,” a pal says of the Newlyweds co-stars, who ended their three marriage in 2005. “She’s changed so much since they split and found out a lot about herself.”

Alot about herself, huh… Lets hope she’s got that whole Chicken/Tuna debate all figured out! Jessica recently was dumped by her last ex, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, while Lachey just smartly ditched his neurotic & wanna-be actress girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo – so could a possible reconciliation by the couple be in the works?

Per OK:

“He’ll always hold a special place in her heart. It was her first love,” the pal says of their marriage. “Jess isn’t sure if Nick would give her a chance at this point, but she’d love to be friends. She says a part of her will always love him.”

According to reports, Jessica’s way of getting her ex to take notice is by having a public affair with a “sexy rocker” – Cue John Mayer. Please Jessica… move on. Find someone new. Especially someone other than John Mayer unless you want your entire relationship Twittered about! But hey – it might just be working. Nick has recently been spotted out with a Jessica look-alike, Holly Letchworth. Could he also be trying to make Jessica jealous herself?

Or you know more realistically, he could just have a thing for blondes. I’m just saying…

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Penelope Cruz is 4 Months Pregnant – Baby Bump Photos

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Hurrah for babies and junk. Another celebrity joins the baby boom in Hollywood. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are expecting a baby in January according to reports by Just Jared.

Penelope is about four months pregnant. She’s really healthy now and will be a great mother.”

Cruz and Bardem have been together for ages and have starred in 3 films together. Most recently she and Javier shared the screen with Scarlett Johansson in “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.”

Merry Baby Day!

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