The Lovely Bones Trailer – Video

Peter Jackson, who brought “The Lord of the Rings” to life, has taken the book “The Lovely Bones” and turned it into a cinematic masterpiece. The book (written by Alice Sebold) was fantastic and the movie looks equally as brilliant. Yes, I have read a book outside the Harry Potter series.

The book centers around a teenage girl named Susie Salmon, who is raped and murdered by a creepy neighbor, George Harvey, who is obsessed with doll houses. Harvey is played by Stanley Tucci and by the trailer alone brings a level of scary perfect for the role. She disappears after taking a short cut home from school and only her hat and elbow are ever found. While her family copes with the loss of Susie, she watches from her personal heaven and narrates their life after her death.

It’s a bit on the grimmer side of movie and reading fare, but is equally as good. The film has been done for what seems like decades but doesn’t hit theaters until January 2010. Here’s hoping its worth the wait. Recently wed Mark Wahlberg and the gorgeous Rachel Weisz both star as Susie’s parents and sassy Susan Sarandon takes on the role of the doting grandmother.

UPDATE – Looks like it has been taken down already. ET still has a few sneaky peeks at it. Sorry kittens!

MTV 2009 Video Music Awards Nominees List

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Here you go kittens. A complete list of the 2009 Video Music Awards Nominees.

Per MTV:

VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Beyonce, “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)”
Britney Spears, “Womanizer”
Eminem, “We Made You”
Kanye West, “Love Lockdown”
Lady Gaga, “Poker Face”

BEST FEMALE VIDEO
Beyonce, “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)”
Katy Perry, “Hot N Cold”
Kelly Clarkson, “My Life Would Suck Without You”
Lady Gaga, “Poker Face”
P!nk, “So What”
Taylor Swift, “You Belong With Me”

BEST MALE VIDEO
Eminem, “We Made You”
Jay-Z, “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)”
Kanye West, “Love Lockdown”
Ne-Yo, “Miss Independent”
T.I. feat. Rihanna, “Live Your Life”

BEST NEW ARTIST
3OH!3, “Don’t Trust Me”
Asher Roth, “I Love College”
Drake, “Best I Ever Had”
Kid Cudi, “Day N’ Nite”
Lady Gaga, “Poker Face”

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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Together Again

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Maybe her daddy is loosening her strings just a little too much lately… This past Sunday night, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan met up at the Grand Star Jazz Club in LA, cheesin’ for a couple of snapshots and appearing to have a great time together. While neither of them looked like they were drinking anything harder than a coke, the two have a bad history from their wilder days of partying together.

Maybe the two were simply sharing hair-dying tips, since both recently went back to blonde. Maybe Britney was schooling Lindsay on the art of the successful comeback. Who knows, But whatever it is, it simply just can’t be good. The last time these two hung out, it wasn’t long after that Britney was admitted to a psych ward, and Lindsay started on her bed-hopping quest, then declaring soon afterwards she was no longer straight. Hmmm… could this be the calm before the storm? Or maybe the key ingredient for the storm last time was Paris Hilton, who thankfully was missing from the pow-wow this time around. She was around both girls, along with Nicole Richie, when all their troubles and meltdowns started.

Word to the wise, Papa Spears – Keep Paris Hilton away from your daughter at all costs! And Doug Reinhardt – Run! Run while you still can!

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Britney Spears Nominated for Seven MTV VMA’s

Bust out the party pony keg. Britney Spears has been nominated for 7 Video Music Awards for 2009. Last year at the MTV VMA’s Brit-Brit took home 3 awards after her comeback. Russell Brand will host the September 13th show again despite his controversial comedy of last year’s show.

So far, Taylor Swift, Pink, Green Day and Muse are all due to perform. No official word on Spears will be joining the performance roster or not. Spears’ vid for “Womanizer” will be competing against Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies,” Eminem’s “We Made You,” Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” and Kanye West’s “Love Lockdown” for Video of the Year.

Jessica Simpson Gives You The Panties Off Her Backside

What do you get when you mix beef jerky and denim? Well, you get Jessica Simpson’s new lingerie line, of course?

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As if bogging down all clearance rooms in department stores across America with her hookerish shoe line wasn’t enough, we will now have to dig past her panties in the “2 For” tubs at TJ Maxx.

The newly single singer/d-list movie star, has teamed up with Vandale to create a line of lingerie and sleepwear set to invade showrooms across discount outlets everywhere.

Via People:

“It is important to me personally…to be able to wear my own line,” she says. “Vandale is developing a great collection of feminine, sexy, regular and full-figured bras which are going to be amazing. We are also working on a sleepwear collection that I know I will live in. We have focused on using really soft fabrics that feel good against your skin. The whole line centers around great basics for every day that are comfortable and fit your body. We spent a lot of time on the details. I really wanted to make this line special.”

It is important to me personally, not to wear a brasier made of licorice and dreams.

Stay tuned…Simpson will likely release her own line of pre-cooked bacon and pudding cups before the end of the month.

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Saved by the Bell Reunion Photos

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Ah, yes. “Saved by the Bell” was easily the best teen show in the early 90’s. You had the rip offs like “California Dreams” that was a wannabe show, but Matt Garrison was no Zach Morris. I mean please, Mark Paul Gosselaar is a sexy bitch.

So Jimmy Fallon has taken it upon himself to get the show’s cast back together. People magazine did a photo shoot of the now mid-30’s cast. Mario Lopez and Mark have seemed to have found the way around the aging process. I hate Gosselaar’s Garnier hair color. Meanwhile Berkly has her shiz so lifted and tucked she now has eyebrows for a forehead. Noticeably absent is the ever annoying tried-too-hard to be funny, Screech. Dustin Diamond was specifically left out of the this reunion.

Why? Radar states that Dustin, who has been hard up for cash and resorted to selling t-shirts and making sex tapes, is now penning a “tell all” book behind the “Saved by the Bell” scenes. Most of the cast just rather not associate with him or his book. Can’t say I blame them being that he is selling their stories to make some cash. Mark Paul openly bashed Diamond and his upcoming book in a recent Newsweek interview.

Per NY Daily Via Newsweek:

“What is he going to say?” Gosselaar asked sarcastically. “We were (bleeping) groupies at 14? I can’t wait to read his book, because I don’t have a memory of a lot of the shows. Maybe it was because I was doing lines off of the audience members’ a—-. I’m sure he’s going to write something crazy like that. So he’s writing a book, I’m not really afraid of what he has to say. There are not too many skeletons in my closet.”

Agreed. We already know that he was left out of their weekly cast orgies. The were rich teens. Of course they were up “dating” each other on a regular basis. I unless he has a tale of Elizabeth Berkly beating Lark Voorhies with a dildo for snorting the last of the blow without her, I don’t care.

By the way, where is Mr. Belding in this? He too was a sexy beast.

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Stephenie Meyer’s ‘Breaking Dawn’ Plagiarized !?!

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Stephenie Meyer is being accused of plagiarism. “Breaking Dawn” is the only book in the “Twilight” series currently in question. According to Jordan Scott, Meyer’s fourth book of the vampire saga is a ripoff of her book, “The Nocturne.” Scott has sent a cease and desist letter to stop any and all further publication of “Breaking Dawn.”

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Scott claims to have started her book in 2003 and published various chapters and passages of her book on her website until it’s completion and publication in 2006. “Breaking Dawn” was published in August of 2008. Around 14 pages of the letter detail the nearly identical scenes and their book passages. The wedding, post wedding sex and the scene where Bella is turned into a vampire are just a few of the accused instances of plagiarism.

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This is the first time Stephenie has come under plagiarism rumors. Several rumors that she stole the concept from college roommates and other various friends and acquaintances have run rampant before. However, this rumor comes with a genuine cease and desist letter from the publisher’s attorney. Of course TMZ got a hold of it. Click here to view the document. Reps for Meyer call the claims BS.

“The claim that ‘Breaking Dawn’ by Stephenie Meyer somehow infringes on an alleged book by someone named Jordan Scott is completely without merit. Neither Stephenie Meyer nor her representatives had any knowledge of this writer or her supposed book prior to this claim.”

What do you think? Is it pure coincident that quite a few pages of the book are very similar to Scott’s book? Or do we have a case of fame leeching?

Scarlett Johansson Top Pick for Marilyn Monroe Movie

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Lindsay Lohan is going to knocking back a few bottles of vitamin water (and by vitamin water I mean vodka chased with Tilex) once she hears this. Scarlett Johansson is currently the front runner to play Marilyn Monroe in the film “My Week With Marilyn.”

According to Popcrunch, the film will center around the diary of Colin Clark who took Monroe on a tour of London in 1957. He detailed their journey around the British capital focusing on stops at Queen Elizabeth’s private apartment at Windsor Castle.

Despite stripping off and recreating Marilyn’s infamous impromptu photoshoot, Lohan isn’t even in the running for the role. Kate Hudson, Amy Adams and Michelle Williams have also been named dropped as possible for the film.

Being that Scarlett is the only one that doesn’t have the boobs of a little boy, I am guessing she is a shoe in. However, I do love Amy Adams and Michelle Williams I think they’d look odd sporting a dress stuffed with tissues to emulate Monroe’s notorious curves, but can actually act. So, it’s a toss up between actual talent or actual boobs.

Naomi Campbell Cuts Another Photographer

Naomi Campbell is a veteran at assault. The glamazon has been involved in numerous charges of attacking everyone from assistants to photographers and police. One case in involved a cell phone.

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New reports state that Naomi once again hit a photog and cut his eyes. Best part is, she didn’t even need straight razors coated in Vaseline. (I heard it works wonders from a ho I used to pretend I liked in exchange for not being cut.) Campbell used her nails and handbag to put the paparazzo in the hospital according to the Daily Mail.

Gaetano Di Giovanni claimed his face was scratched and bruised after Miss Campbell, 38, allegedly slapped him and hit him with her handbag. The supermodel’s ‘nails had damaged his left eye’, Mr Di Giovanni was reported telling Italian newspaper La Repubblica.”

The model is on vacation with her boyfriend in Italy when Giovanni got too close. Her rep insists that nothing happened and the entire story is completely untrue. The rep also stated that Gaetano was seen following her in a small boat the next day. He also made no reports to the police.

Good ol’ Naomi. That’s I Moan spelled backward. Just sayin’.