2009 August

Lindsay Lohan Mess of the Day

August 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Ah, yes. This delicate and classy rose must have her own reality show. Someone get her NBC on the phone because a beauty and talent like this should not be wasted! It is a crime against mankind to withhold the purity of…ok so this is full of sarcasm and I can’t possibly understand who on Earth would want to watch Lindsay Lohan consider taking a shot of Tilex chased with Red Bull after she has exhausted her supply of Grey Goose.

This little gossip gold mine left Bardot last night after reportedly drinking herself silly. Every episode of her show would be about bar hopping, bed hopping and hopping up on coke. I digress…she and Britney Spears pay my bills so I say huzzah for the walking definition of hot mess.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Drugs and Alcohol, Lindsay Lohan Tagged With: Bardot, Drinking, Drunk, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Mess of the Day

Project Runway Season 6 Episode 2 Recap

August 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Last week we had someone nearly quit before they even set their fingers on a sewing machine, a model went down the runway essentially nude and they faced the most boring challenge ever. (Click here to read Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1 Recap)

The designers begin the show by talking about the first challenge. Althea just can’t wrap her mind around the elmination of Ari. Really? She is confused by the elimination of someone who cranked out a dress worthy of an SNL space skit in which the Coneheads hit a disco and experimented with coke? I bet she thinks Donald Trumps weave is awesome too.

Heidi comes out an announces they will be designing a “pregnancy chic” look. Rebecca Romijn waltzes out and demands something that makes her boobs looks fantastic but allows her to show off her twin baby bump. This is a slightly better challenge and I have hope for the season.

Logan is scared of pregnant women and babies. I suddenly feel a connection with him. The designers strap bumps to their mannequins and most are confused as to wear the strap ons go. I am sure this is a constant issue. Qristyl is once again freaking the funk out at Mood. Girl is spilling stuff around running around like she’s at a sample sale. Tim tells her to calm down and probably slips her a downer.

Fabric starts to form on mannequins and Chicken Little (Malvin) is wrapping a towel around his mannequin and calling his look “Motha Hen.” Good bye Chicken Little. It was lovely meeting you and your fluffy mohawk. Of course, Althea loves his little egg themed look. The kiss of death. Ra’mon is shizzing himself because Nina, despite being on downers at the last challenge, told him he was playing it safe the first round. Mitchel is prancing around with a gigantic pair of brown shorts. He wastes presious time letting the girls put them on.

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New Moon Volturi Photos

August 27, 2009 By Cara Harrington 6 Comments

Ok. For my dahlings with a fetish for all things “Twilight” here is some craptastic promos of the Volturi coven. I would like to apologize for the Twihards I am about to defend but like Brit-Brit preaches: “I calls ‘em like I see’s ‘em.”

Dakota Fanning as Jane – Hot. This is the only Volturi ho I don’t look at the picture and laugh at. It worried me when I heard she was taking the role because Jane had betta be feirce!

Michael Sheen as Aro – Bwhahaha! They gave Count Chocula a makeover and are passing him off as vampire coven king/Disney High School Sitcom Principal. Fail. (I really do love Mikey Sheen though.)

Christopher Heyerdahl as Marcus – Again with the inappropriate laughter. He looks like he was asking, “What should I do with my hands? Is the claw pose to scary? Can you hand me that bottle of Evian. I am parched. Oh wait! I am not ready yet! Awww…too late.” Whateves. He got shorted in the special ability department. Seeing the strength of relationships in people is like a Dr. Phil super power.

Cameron Bright as Alec – Looks pretty fierce. I LOVE his jacket and I wonder if those pants could be tailored around my hips. Personally he fits the part but I am concerned his Candian background will ruin it. “Oh, you know. Me and Jane were out and about, but I forgot my coat and it made us late. Sorry.”

Jamie Campbell Bower as Caius – He is either describing big breasts or big balls. I am not sure which.

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Nick Youngquest’s Gun Show

August 27, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

I am thinking Nick Youngquest is showing a little bit more than his guns in these revealing pics, but who are we to deny our readers what they are looking for?

So this is Nick Youngquest. He is a 26 year-old Australian who happens to be a professional rugby player.

Hello Nick.

He is on the cover of the British based, and gay, magazine ‘Attitude’, this month. Before you skip this and start watching crazy-ass Anne Heche, chill. He’s not gay. And he also doesn’t have a problem with showing some skin.

Via The Examiner:

“In 2006 Youngquest posed for the Naked Rugby League Calendar 2007-2008 and much dismissal followed after his pose was found to be too revealing.”

Youngquest should consider working for The Dame. She has a strict “No Pants” policy every Friday.

Photos Via: Attitude

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Anne Heche Gives David Letterman The Crazy-Video

August 27, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

Last night Anne Heche was on Late Night with David Letterman. Apparently, she is plugging some movie, or television show that no one will likely watch.

However, instead of doing the usual Hollywood pimping of one’s self that an appearance on Letterman is designed for, Heche decided to go three shades of crazy and blast her ex-husband, hairy baboon, sorry, Coley Laffoon.

Via D-Listed:

“Anne said he was a ‘lazy ass’ who does the d**k happy dance every time he gets a check in the mail from her. Anne also launched caca bombs on the idea of marriage and said Letterman did the wrong thing by getting hitched to his lover. Anne, who has a PHD in lunacy, said, ‘Don’t get married. Forever engaged is a wonderful romantic thing to do.’”

At this point in the program, Ellen Degeneres ordered her DJ to play a happy song and commenced dancing around her mansion with her dogs and Portia de Rossi.

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Anderson Cooper Owns Heidi Montag

August 27, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Sexy bitch.

“She kinda lip synched, it almost was in sync, her way through her new song. The performance was from last night’s Miss Universe Pagent. I don’t really know who this person is, nor why she is pretending to be a singer nor why anyone should actually listen to her, but apparently she is famous.”

My queeny boo further the onslaught on this walking downfall of society by throwing more facts out.

“She thanked God. I don’t think God had anything to do with this production. If God has the time to work on this and that is the best he can do…we are all in trouble. I think using the term “interesting” for this performance is a stretch.”

This is why I LOVE Anderson Cooper and he is like the light of a thousand fairies in this cold dark world. While I am a bit disappointed he slummed it and took time out of his life to address Montag, but how could he NOT be a C.U. Next Tuesday about this? This is why he is famous…right? I mean this is man who could be blabbing on about the plight of African children and I would listen, dreamily envisioning and all night marathon of “Sex and the City,” mud masks and manicures with him while he pins himself as the Charlotte to my Samantha.

One day kittens. One day.

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Megan Fox NOT Cast as Catwoman

August 27, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Professor Whore Whore Face (thanks Michael K) will not be squeezing into pleather and prancing around in a dance of the feline for Batman.

Rumors running amok yesterday stated that Megan Fox would be the next in line to play Catwoman. The Sun apparently jumped the gun on the announcement as Warner Brothers called them out and said it was all false.

“It’s rumor. It’s not true,” said a studio rep. “There is no script. There is no project to be cast in.”

Rumors of a third “Batman” film have been stewing since the wrap of “The Dark Knight.” Christopher Nolan’s second adaptation grossed over $1 billion in sales on the eve of the Oscars. So it’s no surprise that a third installment. Casting rumors have been floating around for awhile. Johnny Depp was said to be signed on as The Riddler, Philip Seymour Hoffman was set to be the Penguin and (my theory) Maggie Gyllenhaal would reprise in the saga as a reincarnated Catwoman. Gary Oldman, who plays the commissioner for Gotham, hinted at a “Dark Knight” sequel Comic-Con this year stating:

“I think the next ‘Batman’ is next year. We start shooting next year,” he said. Of course, he did go on to add, “You didn’t hear that from me.”

Typically Batman films bore me horizontal. However, these most recent attempts at the superhero films I really enjoyed. (Sans Christian Bale’s odd lisp he develops when speaking as Batman. Am I the only one that bothers?)

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Britney Spears Still In Love With Ex Adnan Ghalib

August 26, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Maybe Papa Spears should think twice before loosening Britney’s freedom strings anytime soon. Sources are claiming that Britney Spears is still allegedly “in love” with her paparazzi pal turned boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, and that if it weren’t for that restraining order her dad put into effect against him, she would still be with him.

Per Fox News:

“It is really breaking Britney’s heart,” the source told Pop Tarts. “She is still totally in love with Adnan and she can’t even speak too him, it’s making her really depressed.”

In July this year Jamie Spears requested to have a restraining order against Ghalib. That request was approved by the court, and he has been prohibited from going within 100 yards of Britney and banned from all forms of communication with her ever since. Ghalib tried his best to keep from being served, allegedly attempting to run over a court official who was trying to serve the restraining order on him. He has since been charged with assault, hit-and-run, and battery due to that incidence. But what about her relationship and rumored engagement to manager Jason Trawick? The source goes on to say that the relationship has been completely orchestrated and maintained by Papa Spears as a cover, and Britney really isn’t feeling it.

Per Fox News:

“Jamie (Spears) is really, really pushing the relationship with Jason, he thinks he’s a really good influence on Britney,” added our source. “And the last thing he wants is Britney going back to Adnan. She would if she could.”

Britney’s long-standing conservatorship under her father Jamie may come to an end in November, leaving her free to do whatever and whomever she chooses. Ooohh bad decision! Reuniting with K-Fed would be a better one, and that’s not saying much! Lets hope she realizes she’s heading in the right direction and doesn’t make any backwards moves.

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‘New Moon’ Nearly Kills Kristen Stewart

August 26, 2009 By Holly Stafford 3 Comments

It wasn’t easy shooting “Twilight” sequel “New Moon” for Kristen Stewart. Filming the movie nearly kills her, but its not the fault of the motorcycle stunts; Its when her character Bella has to tell Jacob that she still is in love with her vampire lover Edward.

Per MTV:

“My favorite line in the book is when I have to say to [Jacob], ‘It’s him; it’s always been him!’ Like, I have to say that. Yeah, it killed me, it killed me. Just like everything in our movie, it’s such a heightened version of reality. It’s like, people don’t just break up [in the 'Twilight' films] — they break up and it literally kills you,” Kristen says. “It’s not like you just say, ‘Oh, I’m really depressed and crying.’ Everything is supposed to be a fantasy version of that. So I always had a really hard time figuring out, ‘Am I doing enough? Do I look like I’m going to die?’”

Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob, agrees with Stewart that this book turned movie is probably the most intimidating and very complicated, stating that there is a lot of heartbreak. And Jacob’s heartbreak isn’t much easier than Bella’s.

Per MTV:

“Edward leaves at the beginning and she goes into this depression, I come to try and bring her out of it. Then I go through my own issues, and then she leaves me. It’s all over the place, and there’s a lot going on and there’s many of those scenes that you described. Well, we call it the break-up scene — but it’s the scene right after she sees me shirtless and I’ve cut off my hair, all different for the first time,” he says. “I have to tell her that we can’t be friends anymore.”

Fans will gain a better understanding of the heartache when the film opens on November 20. Hey Kristen, if its that hard I’m available to step in!

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Jennifer Aniston vs. Tina Fey and Renee Zellweger: CAT FIGHT!

August 26, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

Jennifer Aniston isn’t making anymore friends in Hollywood. That’s OK. She has Oprah and Courtney Cox which is the Hollywood equivanlent of being friends with Jesus and Buddah.

However, it seems Jen has temporarily taken her eyes off St. Angelina Jolie and focused them on two other ladies: Tina Fey and Renee Zellweger.

It’s no surprise that Aniston and Zellweger are taking digs at one another thanks to Bradley Cooper choosing to give his love muffin to Renee and not Jen. You think that Zellweger would take the high road and ride off into the sunset with her hand tucked into Cooper’s back pocket, but apparently she doesn’t roll that way.

In an interview with CNN to promote her latest film, “My One and Only,” Renee made it very clear that she is happy to be known for her acting and not other things, like Ms. Aniston is known for.

Via CNN:

“I’m not an actress who made her way based on physicality — I think quite the opposite, in fact. I sort of disappear a little bit, with respect to my looks. I’m lucky. I’m not a standout, kind of knockout kind of girl that, you know, it’s all about my great hair or something.”

Ouch. Don’t worry Jen, in the end Zellweger will likely be remembered for her love of the Krispy Kreams while preparing for ‘Bridget Jones.’

But Aniston isn’t just alienating those in the movie biz. Seems Jen is also giving it to television’s golden girl, Tina Fey.

Jennifer was nominated for an Emmy for her guest appearance on the beloved and hella funny ’30 Rock.’ Also nominated in the same category? Tina Fey, for her guest spot as Sarah Palin on SNL.

Via Radar:

“Jen was so excited to be nominated, she’s been talking about it for months,” an insider tells radaronline. “But she’s really disappointed to be going up against Tina. She realizes it’s going to be near to impossible to win now.”

Don’t worry Jen. At least you are right about not being able to win that Emmy.

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