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It seems that Patrick Stump, the lead singer from the band Fall Out Boy, got himself into a bit of trouble last night.
Via TMZ:
“The Fall Out Boy lead singer was busted around midnight on a traffic warrant for driving without a license out of Beverly Hills court.”
Don’t worry emo children, he posted bail and left the clink around 4:30 AM. Hopefully, he has enough funds left to get some Rogain. Really Stump, let the combover go.
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After this morning was filled with Ted Kennedy passing away (click here to read about that) and the Chris Brown f**kery (click here to read it), I decided to give myself some laughs. Thank the gossip gods that Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are around.
New reports amused me with their ridiculousness. Once again, Brad and Angie are fighting due to Jen and her bong. The rumor is that Pitt and Jolie are fighting about his renewed love of pot. It’s no secret that he and his ex wife used to dabble in marijuana use. So naturally all their problems are thanks to Jennifer.
Per Faded Youth:
“Angie traces Brad’s love of cannabis to when he was still with Jennifer Aniston,” a source is quoted as saying. “And she says it’s Jen’s fault Brad is still smoking pot, since the bulk of his drug-taking days were when he was with her. The whole of Hollywood knew these two were big pot lovers and Angie is convinced Brad is reminiscing over his time with Jen every time he lights up a joint.”
Yes, this makes total sense. Someone who used to rock out coke and heroine is totally going to judge a pot smoking hippie. Uh huh. Sure. While we are at it, lets blame Aniston for everything. She is the reason I got a nasty sunburn, Kevin Federline and Tori Spelling are going to have tv shows and global warming. Thanks a lot Rachel Green!
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Yesterday in late breaking news, Chris Brown was formally sentenced. Judge Patricia Schnegg was not shy in revealing that she was well aware of their continued contact. She stated cooly, “I am not immune to the chatter on the airwaves.”
He was sentenced to five years of probation and 6 months of hard labor. Brown is to stay at least 100 yards away from Rihanna unless at an entertainment related event, say…the Grammy Awards, he will have to be at least 10 yards away from the “Umbrella” singer. He will also have to comply to the following: provide DNA samples as requested by authorities, must also keep in touch with the Probation Department and is subject to search and seizure 24/7 for the next 5 years, no dangerous weapons (including guns or knives), pay $2,500 in restitution and another $2,500 in probation expenses, pay a $30 criminal conviction fee and $400 that goes into a domestic violence fund.
Which is getting off easy after beating the proverbial human waste out of his girlfriend. Details of their post Grammy event fight were also released. Rihanna stated that they were arguing over something that occurred at their pre-award show party. So far it is pretty much what we’ve already heard. TMZ got a hold of the documents and the details.
“The victim said she became enraged and slammed both of her fists against the dashboard on the passenger side of the car they were in. She reported that the defendant then pulled the vehicle over and reached over her with his right hand. He opened the car door and tried to force the victim out.”
“According to the report, Brown was unable to shove Rihanna out of the car because she was wearing a seatbelt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the car.
The victim then faced the defendant and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then continued driving. As he drove, he continued to punch the victim in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the inside of the car.”
After multitasking in beating her while driving he threatened to kill her after she made a phone call to her assistant.
[Brown] looked at [Rihanna] and said ‘I’m going to beat the sh*t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’” Rihanna told police she tried to call her personal assistant, but she didn’t pick up — but Rihanna says she “pretended to talk, saying, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.’” She says she pulled the act “because she did not want to get beat anymore.”
The attempt stopping him failed horribly. His onslaught on her continued.
But after Rihanna’s fake phone conversation, she claims Brown “looked at [Rihanna] and said, “You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!”
The report continues detailing how Brown bit, punched and choked her.
Rihanna told cops that Brown unleashed a second wave of punches, “during which time [Rihanna] interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face.” He continued to punch her on her left arm, which caused a contusion on her left tricep.
At that point Rihanna tried texting her assistant. Brown threw the phone out of the car, stopped the vehicle and Rihanna then tried opening her door to get out, but Brown sped off and the door shut with Rihanna inside.
Brown placed Rihanna in a headlock while he drove, then bit her on her left ear. The car eventually stopped and Rihanna took the keys out of the ignition, and Brown began to punch her again in the face and arms. He placed her in a headlock and started applying pressure to her carotid artery. She couldn’t breathe and began to lose consciousness. She tried freeing herself, and Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her.
Rihanna took off her shoe and tried breaking the passenger window, and he continued to punch her.
Eventually she was able to get out of the car. He continued to beat her outside of the vehicle. After having his fill of hurting her, he searched for his keys but gave up. He took a few CD’s and left her and the car.
It was also said that women were outside of the court house pledging their love to Brown after he was sentenced. Apparently their stupidity matches their taste in men. Idiots.
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Oy. I guess this was inevitable. A video allegedly showing the recently deceased Michael Jackson walking out of a coroners van after his passing has hit the net. A poster by the screen name of “LosAngelesCot24” on Live Leak states that he has video footage of Jackson hopping out of the vehicle after he was announced as dead. To him/her this is proof that Michael Jackson is still alive.
“This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it’s real and Michael is alive.”
Let the conspiracy theory begin. I find it hard to believe some random guy just happened to have a video camera as this was supposedly taking place. I also need more proof than someone in black pants and a white top jumping out of a van. I am surprised he didn’t moon walk in wearing a red leather jacket and grabbing his crotch to try and convince of us of this nuttery.
This is nothing more than another Michael Jackson hoax kittens, and a bad one at that.
Senator Edward ‘Ted’ Kennedy has passed away. The senator for Massachusetts had been battling brain cancer for just over a year. The youngest of the Kennedy brother political dynasty was diagnosed with a malignant tumor in May of last year. He survived a successful surgery, but his health continued to fail. Ted suffered a public seizure at the Inaugural luncheon that he appeared to have easily recovered as Senator Chris Dodd stated he was with him as they loaded him in the ambulance and said that Kennedy was talking and making a few small jokes.
Clues to his further deterioration surfaced after his sister, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, passed away earlier this month. He was unable to attend the funeral service and his wife, Victoria Kennedy, went in his place. Ted passed late yesterday night just before his memoir is due out. “True Compass” will be published and released this fall.
It is a great loss to the nation. The “liberal lion” will be irreplaceable. Our deepest condolences to the family and friends effected by his passing.
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In recent months, Miley Cyrus has jumped from Justin Gaston to Nick Jonas, then over to “The Last Song” co-star Liam Hemsworth, and now most recently over to Carter Jenkins who she dated prior to Gaston. Did you get all that? Now the 16 year old super star and her latest boy toy had a great time out the other night, double dating to a “Kings of Leon” concert with Justin Timberlake and girlfriend Jessica Biel. Aren’t they a little too old to be double dating with teenagers? And whats with all the celebrities making “Kings of Leon” date nights lately?
The double-daters enjoyed the concert together from the sound booth before proceeding to go backstage after the show for a VIP party. Carter and Cyrus appeared to have a good time, taking to their personal Twitter’s to tweet about the night together shortly after.
Per Twitter:
“KOL killed it. Awesome show & very fun night with MiCy @mileycyrus”
Per Twitter:
Just saw fellow Nashville natives Kings of Leon in concert wiff @carterjenkins
I cannot for the life of me understand what Cyrus and Timberlake have in common other than rehashing their Disney days together. Don’t get too attached Carter. Miley has more flavor of the months than Baskin Robbins.
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Neighbors of Lindsay Lohan want her out of their neighborhood – pronto! Citing the recent burglaries (twice in the past 3 months at Lindsays’ place) along with the constant presence of the paparazzi, they are claiming that ever since the actress has moved in their neighborhood has gone down-hill! They also claim the second break in proves that drugs are still a big part of Lindsay’s life and it is affecting all of them to no end.
Per Radar:
“The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house,” a neighbor told RadarOnline.com. “Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.”
And who could blame them? I’m sure Lindsay knocks their neighborhood up a few pegs on the trash-o-meter. Lohans house was broken into again for the second time early Sunday morning, with thieves making off with a safe, bags, jewelry and shoes from inside. Detectives are currently reviewing video footage which reportedly shows three men leaving the house. According to reports, the side door to Lohans’ house had appeared to be ripped right off its hinges. Hasn’t Lindsay allegedly given herself the Five Finger Discount on other’s property? I don’t have any sympathy for her on this one. On Monday the house reportedly lays empty with no padlock on the main door, and the side door still missing. Lindsay was seen leaving on Sunday afternoon with a couple of friends and an assistant, after coming home to gather up some of her personal things. Lindsays father, Michael Lohan, has vowed to catch the men who broke into his daughters house. That is, if he can manage to take some time out schooling Jon Gosselin on how to be a hard partying absentee father chasing girls almost young enough to be your daughter from a teenage relationship. I’m just sayin’…
Per Radar:
“It’s obviously an inside job and I first noticed that the door at the side of the property was missing a few days ago. This is a really narrow and winding street and I’m amazed there has not been a more serious accident,” the neighbor added. “I’ve got nothing personal against her but she needs to find a home in a gated community with security at the main gate because all the residents are fed-up with the situation.”
I’m surprised she doesn’t already live in a gated community. Or at least an alarm system loud enough to wake up the surround counties next to hers. Sounds like an inside job to me. Insurance claim, perhaps? I don’t see any other form of income for her to live off of. Maybe she spent all of her money on blow and alcohol and can’t afford it now? Again, I’m just sayin’…
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Here is a little diddy from Lainey Gossip and Twitter.
Some random Twitter fan commented that he met Kat Dennings (Nora of “Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist”) and Ryan Gosling at Disneyland. Meanwhile Kat herself Twitttered about being surprised by a trip to Disney. So it’s being assumed that Gosling is wooing the 23 year old in Disneyland.
Date night? Twitter fable? Regardless, I’d give my kidney to ride Ryan Gosling’s Space Mountain.
On August 28th in New York, the Devil’s lair will be publicly seen. The making of the September issue of Vogue has been filmed and detailed in a documentary centering around the fabled Ice Queen, Anna Wintour. Personally, I deem her a fierce deity of fashion and she gets the job done with a set of lady balls the size of watermelons.
To promote the debut of “The September Issue,” she hit David Letterman to talk about fashion on a budget, the bench mark magazine and the documentary. He went and addressed the book turned film “The Devil Wears Prada” being about her dominatrix style of work. (We all know not to laugh at belts we see as identical. Move on.) She handled herself very well and even made a few jokes.
This is just me, but for the love of my new Gucci boots….why is Sienna Miller on the cover of such a huge issue? This is why I miss the days when models graced the covers of mags and not some washed up skank able to squeeze into leather pants staring blankly at me.
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