I feel like I am trapped in a bad soap opera with these two called “Vampire Rodeo Hosted by Sparklepants and That Girl from Twilight.” It has a catchy ring no?

Anyway, rumor has it that Kristen Stewart (the aforementioned That Girl from Twilight) through a diva sized jealous fit over the photo hook up of Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox. As photographers snapped away at Robert and Megan, Kristen was fuming mad according to National Enquirer (yes, take it with a grain fictional salt).

“Although Pattinson and Fox have dated casually at least once or twice, the hunky star was absolutely floored when Kristen – suddenly in-his-face after he went onstage with foxy Fox to accept their “Choice Hotties” awards – bared her fangs and hissed: “You’re into Megan Fox!”

Said a Pattinson pal: “Rob couldn’t believe it at first. Kristen plays hard-to-get with him, then gets jealous over Megan? And she really ripped into him, saying, ‘I saw how you put your arm around her waist…I saw the way you touched her!’ Rob thought it was ridiculous. He told her: ‘Oh, for Pete’s sake! She’s just a friend. We were onstage together…that’s it!’”

First off I doubt the validity of this simply due to the fact that Sparklepants wouldn’t say “oh, for Pete’s sake” and he already hit that on several occasions. Let’s hope he hit the free clinic. Ladies, this is the first amateur mistake you can make with a man. Getting his mug and threatening him for looking another woman will earn you a title of crazy ho. However, the story goes on to state that Robert is getting tired of Stewart’s immaturity. This I do buy.

“But Kristen refused to let up, hammering him relentlessly about Megan. Said the source: “Rob’s getting tired of the constant drama with Kristen. She keeps going back to her boyfriend, but then comes back to Robert – over and over again. She pushes him away, then has the nerve to complain about other women. It’s ludicrous. The girl needs to grow up!”

Another interview the Mirror concocted ran yesterday and being that I was too snotty (i.e. inebriated) to post it, here is a rundown. The news outlet claimed they scored an exclusive interview with Pattinson. In this “exclusive” they claimed he said he was single and looking for a girlfriend. Reps have bashed the Mirror’s claim and stated that he has never done an interview with them. The reps are getting paid overtime and have also called out reports that he and Kristen are fighting over a Megan Fox issue, “there is nothing true to this story.”

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