2009 August

‘Lost’ Update: New Castmember and Old Faces

August 20, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

Are you going through ‘Lost’ withdrawal, yet? I know when I sit down on Wednesday nights and am subjected to shows like ‘Wipeout’ and ‘America’s Got Talent’, I shed a little Dharma laced tear.

We still have five months before the final season of ‘Lost’ begins kids. We’ll make it. It will be tough and ABC will try to sway us into watching rip-off shows like ‘Flash-Forward’ by putting Dominic Monaghan (aka Charlie) in every commercial. It won’t work. We want Jack. We want Locke. Hell, we even want Kate.

For those of you who followed ComiCon this year for reasons not related to the ‘Twilight Saga’, you hopefully saw the ‘Lost Final Season’ promo picture that was released by the show’s producers. It’s everyone. They’re all there: Boone, Shannon, Ana Lucia, and wait for it…wait for it…EKO!!!! YES!!! The final season is going to be awesome.

Not only are we getting the return of some of our favorites (and not so favorites…sorry Michele Rodriguez), we are also getting a new character. You heard me, NEW character. It seems ‘Deadwood’ actor, John Hawkes will be joining the cast for the final 16 episodes.

Via The Hollywood Reporter:

“The “Deadwood” alum will play Lennon. ‘Lost’ producers wouldn’t release information on the character. According to the casting breakdown, Lennon is the scruffy, edgy and charismatic spokesperson and translator for the president of a foreign corporation who is far more powerful than it seems from his position.”

Let the speculation begin!! Does he work for Alvar Hanso? Charles Widmore? Sun’s father?

Images Via: IMDB and I’m Not Obsessed

Filed Under: Lost, Television Tagged With: John Hawkes, Lost, Lost Cast, Lost Final Season, Lost John Hawkes, Lost Update

Christina Aguilera and Pink’s Lesbian Feud

August 20, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

It seems Christina Aguilera and Pink are duking it over over an alleged lesbian trist. Oh the Mocha Chocalata ya ya no!

Apparently, Pink recently divulged a little secret that her ‘Lady Marmalade’ collaborator confided in her. It seems that Aguilera was interested in a little girl-on-girl action…with Lindsay Lohan!

Via All News:

“Recently Pink claimed Aguilera confided in her that she had a lesbian crush on Lindsay Lohan and wanted to ‘get it on’ with her.Now Christina has hit back, bitingly noting that ‘I would never confide in anything to someone like Pink’. “

Is it just me, or does X-Tina’s comeback lack denial?

Lohan was too busy fighting with her current lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, to be reached for comment.

Image Via: Live Journal

Filed Under: Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, Pink Tagged With: Christina Aguilera, Christina Aguilera Pink Feud, Christina Aguilera Pink Fight, Christina Aguilera Pink Lesbian Feud, Lindsay Lohan, Pink

Harry Potter Actor Josh Herdman Caught Smoking Pot

August 19, 2009 By Holly Stafford 5 Comments

Dang, these “Harry Potter” actors sure like to smoke, and I’m not just talking about cigarettes! The latest actor, and the latest series actor, to be caught redhanded smoking pot is Josh Herdman, who plays Slytherin House bully Gregory Goyle in the movies. Pictures have surfaced of Herdman smoking what appears to be a ten inch joint while on vacation in Amsterdam. But don’t get your tighty whities in a bunch just yet — Smoking pot in Amsterdam is legal! Betcha the Harry Potter Big-Wigs are just loving this!

Per The Sun:

A pal told The Sun: “Josh sees himself as one of the boys. He’ll join in with whatever anyone’s doing – but some fans might be shocked.”

This comes on the heel of another fellow Harry Potter actor being busted with weed. Actor Jamie Waylett, who plays Draco Malfoy’s henchman Vincent Crabbe, was sentenced to 120 hours of community service in July for growing marijuana after police found 10 plants growing in his mother’s London home.

What would Dumbledore say? I guess maybe its time to consider changing the series name to “Harry Potheads.”

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Filed Under: "Harry Potter", Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Gossip, Movies Tagged With: "Harry Potter", Amsterdam, community service, Draco Malfoy, Dumbledore, Growing, Jamie Waylett, joint, Josh Herdman, Legal, London, marijuana, police, Pot, Slytherin House Bully Gregory Goyle, Smoking Pot, Vacation, Vincent Crabbe

Levi Johnston Porn Coming Soon !?!

August 19, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

One of the worst ideas ever…

Levi Johnston is being offered $25,000 to star in a one man porn. He mentioned that he would be willing to go naked if the price was right on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen.” After revealing his is a straight up fame whore, a site has decided to pounce on the offer and make a deal to get Levi naked.

I received this press release with the several offers *Slightly NSFW*:

VEGAS PORN COMPANY OFFERS LEVI JOHNSTON $25,000 TO TAKE IT ALL OFF
American Politic’s First Baby Daddy Sought To Appear Naked In Solo Video

From LeviNaked.com
In an open letter to Levi Johnston, StraightCollegeMen.com has offered Bristol Palin’s baby
daddy $25,000 to complete a solo video for its website.

“I’ve always thought he’d make a good model for us. Decidedly straight and rugged, yet savvy
enough to know exactly what he’s doing,” says Justin Clouse, owner of Bait & Tackle®, a Las
Vegas based motion picture production company which runs StraightCollegeMen.com
amongst its sites.

“When I heard him say that he’d consider posing nude for enough money, I knew we had to
make a tangible offer. $25,000 is a lot of money for an hour of his time, but I’ve been wanting
to add a celebrity to StraightCollegeMen.com’s roster for a long time,” Clouse continued.

Indeed, upon watching Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and hearing
Johnston respond to a question about if he’d ever consider posing nude, the team at Bait &
Tackle immediately came up with a plan to take him up on the offer.

At LeviNaked.com, an open letter reads:

Levi,
Having seen your recent interview where you said you’d consider posing nude for the
right amount of money, StraightCollegeMen.com would like to offer you $25,000 to
participate in a solo jerk off video.

Given your well known heterosexuality, you likely don’t know StraightCollegeMen.com and its hundreds of naked straight men, but we’ve been around for eight years. If you’ve been to Las Vegas lately, perhaps you’ve seen one of the eighteen billboards Bait & Tackle®, our parent company, has around town seeking models for a $500 audition.

We’re prepared to offer you 50 times the regular amount for a couple hours of your
time. We would obviously pay, too, for your first class flight, hotel accommodations on the
strip, and limo.

Please contact us at 702-987-*** to discuss things further.

Hope to hear from you soon and best of luck in your endeavors,

Justin Clouse
Owner
Bait & Tackle

http://www.straightcollegemen.com/

Wade Howard, Director of Model Recruitment at Bait & Tackle, said, “It’s an obvious fit. Our name’s Bait & Tackle and he’s a self-described red neck from Alaska. Now the only question is if he’s got the ammo to shoot off a few rounds.”

Bait & Tackle is eagerly awaiting to hear back on its offer.

Magazines are also after Levi Johnston to strip down. I don’t understand why, but some find it weird that I have a secret love for Tim Gunn and Anderson Cooper. He strikes me as male version of a Kardashian or Hilton and will do anything for press and cash. He recently took Kathy Griffin to the 2009 Teen Choice Awards as his date in what I am assume cost her a $10 and a bag of Doritos. (Click here for photos of Johnston and Griffin being gross at the 2009 TCA.)

Image Via: GQ

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity NSFW Photos, WTF?!? Tagged With: Jennifer Lopez Nude photos, Levi Johnston porn, Levi Johnston Porn Coming Soon, Naked, Nude, Nude Photos

Megan Wants a Millionaire’s Ryan Jenkins Wanted for Murder-UPDATE

August 19, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

Thank goodness I meet my millionaires the old fashioned way, i.e. hanging out in front of country clubs on Tuesday mornings.

It would seem that VH1 reality show whore, I mean star, Megan Hauserman, may want to start doing the same. The former “Rock of Love” and “Charm School” reject has been hitting the airwaves trying to land herself a millionaire. Turns out, she may have gotten more than she bargained for with one contestant: Ryan Alexander Jenkins.

Ryan is currently being questioned in the mysterious murder of Jasmine Fiore, a Las Vegas stripper that he married, a mere two days after the two met.

Via TMZ:

“Jenkins was a contestant on ‘Megan Wants a Millionaire.’ The star, Megan Hauserman, told TMZ Jenkins met Fiore at a strip club in Las Vegas where she worked as a dancer. Megan says Jenkins married Fiore two days later.”

“We’re told Jenkins — who was a finalist on the show — went right to Vegas after getting booted from the show and met Fiore.”

It was first reported that Jenkins was on-the-run from police who were unable to find him for questioning. TMZ even posted photos of Ryan’s car and speculated that he may be trying to get back to his native Calgary, Canada.

However, late last night, Jenkins’ publicist contacted media outlets informing us that his client was speaking with his attorney and cooperating with police.

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UPDATE:

It seems we were misled. Jenkins did not cooperate with police and seems to have completely disappeared.

Via TMZ:

“Yesterday evening a witness reported seeing someone matching Jenkins’ description driving a black BMW SUV (we know he owned one) with a boat in tow in a marina which is extremely close to the Canadian border. A short time later deputies found the boat and the SUV abandoned. A manhunt then began for Jenkins by land, sea, and air, conducted by federal agents, deputies, cops, and Canadian authorities. They were unable to find Jenkins and now think that he literally made a run for the border — crossing over by foot.”

Take a look at Jenkins picture above. Also, he is known to sport a goatee on occasion (you can check that look out on ‘Megan Wants a Millionaire’). If you have any information about Jenkin’s whereabouts, please contact authorities.

Image Via: TMZ

Filed Under: Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Loss, Television Tagged With: Jasmine Fiore, Megan Hauserman, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Megan Wants a Millionaire Murder, Megan Wants a Millionaire Ryan, Ryan Alexander Jenkins, Ryan Alexander Jenkins Murder, ryan jenkins, ryan jenkins megan wants a millionaire, VH1 Murder, VH1 Reality Show, VH1 Reality Show Murder

Kourtney Kardashian Considered Abortion

August 19, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Recently impregnated Kourtney Kardashian talked to People magazine about her thoughts of abortion after discovering she was pregnant. The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” oldest sibling revealed that she seriously considered not having her baby.

“I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn’t thinking about adoption. I do think every woman should have the right to do what they want, but I don’t think it’s talked through enough. I can’t even tell you how many people just say, ‘Oh, get an abortion.’ Like it’s not a big deal.”

After revealing the baby daddy was Scott Disick, some greasy looking 26 year old, she admitted that her research on the internet stopped her from having the abortion.

“I looked online, and I was sitting on bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion,” she recalls. “I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. And it just hit me. I got so excited, and when I told Scott he was so excited. But I think if I had said I’m not going to keep it, I really think he would have pushed me into keeping it.”

Not to spark a debate on the abortion issue, but is it just me or does it sound like she talking about a puppy and not a baby? Perhaps her rep told her to talk about adoption and she confused and distracted by a sample sale flyer.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Quotes, Kim Kardashian, WTF?!? Tagged With: abortion, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian Considered Abortion, Pregnant, Scott Disick

The Dame’s Link Worthy

August 19, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Celebrity Baby Picture Guess Who – Knocked Up Celebs

Taylor Swift Covers Bliss Magazine – Gossip Teen

Madonna’s Knees are 51 – Celebrity Smack

Kelly Osbourne Hearts Alexander McQueen – Bag That Style

Three Days Grace Album Cover – Ear Sucker

Audrina Patridge Out with Her BF – Bricks and Stones Gossip

Ed Hardy Nuttery Explained – College Candy

Lil Wayne’s Baby Mama – Bumpshack

Kourtney Kardashian Considered Abortion – Amy Grindhouse

Keira Knightly Photoshopped for Chanel – Allie is Wired

Ryan Reynolds ‘Buried‘ Movie – Ten Gossip

Kristin Cavallari Gets Her Nails Did – Backseat Cuddler

Filed Under: The Dame's Link Worthy

Britney Spears Top Ten List on David Letterman – Video

August 19, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

[Britney Spears Top Ten List on David Letterman - Video]

Britney Spears slummed it and hit David Letterman last night to do the Top Ten List. The theme was “Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears were President.” While Brit-Brit did a good job sitting around in a bikini, the list was a snooze fest.

10. I’d be the first President to wear eyeshadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My “Situation Room” would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance, “Circus Fantasy”
5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me

Yawn. I am more interested in the fact that Spears finally got Jayden James and Sean Preston’s a hair cut. (See photos below.)

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Filed Under: "Britney Spears", Celebrity Gossip, David Letterman, Television, Videos Tagged With: "Britney Spears", britney spears david letterman, britney spears letterman, britney spears shows her new figure on letterman, Britney Spears Top Ten List on David Letterman - Video, David Letterman, Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears were President

Robert Pattinson is NOT Dead

August 19, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

I am beginning to think I need to do a daily report on all the Hollywood hos who are NOT dead. However, that is asinine and Sparklepants agrees…

Robert Pattinson is the latest to fall victim to the death hoax instigated by people with no lives of their own. (I swear it wasn’t me. You can ask the fireman I brought home last night as soon as he wakes up.)

The rumor started as Robert Pattinson dying in the third installment of “Twilight.” It was being said that Pattinson’s character, Edward Cullen, was going to be killed off in the film version of “Eclipse.” It’s a total rumor. Both Sparklepants and his character are alive and well.

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Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Robert Pattinson, WTF?!? Tagged With: Edward Cullen, killed off in the film version of “Eclipse.”, Robert Pattinson, robert pattinson death, robert pattinson died, Robert Pattinson dies in Eclipse, robert pattinson news, robert pattinson wiki

Second New Moon Official Trailer, Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black – Video

August 18, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

The Twilight Saga: New Moon 'Meet Jacob Black' Preview in HD

Taylor Lautner and his character, Jacob Black, are the focus on the second official “New Moon” trailer. Lautner describes the deeper level of teenage vampire and wolf angst. There is plenty of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart action as Sparklepants has a bigger part in the movie than he did in the book.