2009 August

Britney Spears Needs to Change the Oil in Her Weave

August 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Lovelies, it is one of those days where there is shiz for news and I am already hung over for the day. I should be out side making myself into a tanned goddess and eating banoffee. (It’s a pie and is delicious despite the involvement of bananas.) So, in lieu of any real substance here, I am doing a shameful photo post of Brit-Brits toe up, Dolla’ Tree weave.

I thought she had gobs of cash. I know that K Von Ton O’ Funyuns is taking a hefty slice of her scratch, but I am pretty sure she could afford something that wasn’t $12.95 and from a kiosk in the mall. The is Britney Spears. Robert Pattinson should be growing his unicorn patch long enough for her to harvest decent locks.

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Filed Under: "Britney Spears", Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Gossip, Music Tagged With: "Britney Spears", Britney Spears. Robert Pattinson, Fashion Disaster, Hair, weave

Brad Pitt to Legalize Gay Marriage and Pot as Mayor of New Orleans

August 13, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

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As you know, Brad Pitt made a movie in New Orleans a while ago, fell in love with the town, banged Angelina a few times while there, and started the ‘Make It Right’ organization to rebuild homes in the city following the devastation caused by Hurricane Katrina.

To give back to Mr. Pitt, many of the townspeople are campaigning to have the actor elected mayor. Some have even gone so far as to have “Brad Pitt for Mayor” shirts made…which they promptly removed in order to receive strands of beads.

Pitt, however, isn’t sure the people of New Orleans will stand with him on his political platform.

Via OMG:

“I’m running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform. I don’t have a chance!”

I know when I think of the anti-gay Bible-belt, New Orleans comes to mind.

Seriously kittens, St. Angelina has Brad busy buying diapers and painting her toenails. He’ll have to settle something less time-consuming like city council rep. or governor of Alaska.

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Filed Under: "Brangelina", Brad Pitt, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Quotes, WTF?!? Tagged With: Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt Campaign, Brad Pitt Gay Marriage, Brad Pitt Legalization of Marijuana, Brad Pitt Leglaization of Gay Marriage, Brad Pitt Marijuana, Brad Pitt Mayor, Brad Pitt Mayor of New Orleans, Brad Pitt New Orleans, Brad Pitt Quote

Jennie Garth Confirms Robert Pattinson’s Dating Kristen Stewart -UPDATED

August 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Sort of. The wife of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, played by Peter Facinelli, confirmed that Robert Pattinson is dating one of his “Twilight” co-stars. Jennie Garth spilled the beans to NY Daily News that Pattinson spoken for.

“I can’t say (who it is), because that would be breaking my promise (to husband Facinelli), but he (Pattinson) is dating one of them.”

A thousand tears are being shed while others are having a Twilight squeeing party. Several other rumors that Robert Pattinson is engaged have also began rumble, however, I am told they are just that. Rumors.

UPDATE – Thanks to Dame Crista, we have an update on this situation

Peter Facinelli (aka Mike from ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ and Dr. Cullen) Twittered His Response to His Wife’s Supposed Quote:

Complete media fabrication. I read the transcript of what my wife actually said, which was, “My husband talks to me about Twilight stuff, but I promised him I wouldn’t talk about it.” Somehow that got turned into this. @sorichii So hey is it true your wife said this?? http://bit.ly/mXlqk

Its unbelievable how the media can just write whatever they want to sell papers.
Perez, love ya, but check your sources before u blog buddy.

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Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Robert Pattinson Tagged With: confirmed that Robert Pattinson is dating one of his “Twilight” co-stars, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, Jennie Garth Confirms Robert Pattinson’s Dating Kristen Stewar, Peter Facinelli, Robert Pattinson is engaged

Kardashians Caught with Cocaine

August 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

So there is a Kardashian sized press storm brewing just in time for the season “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” opener. Kourtney Kardashian announced yesterday that she was pregnant and didn’t mention who the baby daddy was and only said “You’ll have to watch and see.” Translation it’s not Jude Law’s illegitimate baby, but that incredibly icky on again/off again boyfriend of hers. What’s his name…Steve? Scott?, whatever his name is (sorry kittens, I don’t care enough to hunt that down) and Kourtney were photographed together a few days ago shopping and running errands with Kris Jenner.

At any rate, if you didn’t realize just how dumb these hos are, here is a little diddy about Kim and Khloe Kardashian and their cocaine scandal.

Via PR-Inside:

“The reality TV star insists the scandal is not what it seems – she found a vial of cocaine in her store’s changing room and decided to put it in her bag for safe keeping, then she forgot all about it until she was confronted by her sisters.

The cocaine controversy features as a plotline on an upcoming episode of Kardashian’s new reality TV show Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

“My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it (vial) fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, ‘I’ll dispose of this in a second,’ and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it.

Nothing registered until after the fact. Now, talking about it, I’m like, ‘OK, that would be really bad if I got (charged) with drug possession.’ But I don’t do drugs. I don’t have drugs in my purse. I’m not someone who needs to do drugs… I’m too energetic and crazy as it is. I wouldn’t want to see me on drugs.”

I retract anything nice I have ever said about these people. They are all kinds of stupid.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Drugs and Alcohol, Kim Kardashian, WTF?!? Tagged With: Baby Daddy, Cocaine, Drugs, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kim and Khloe Kardashian and their cocaine scandal, Kourtney Kardashian, kourtney kardashian boyfriend, Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant, kourtney kardashian scott disick, Scott Disick

Jessica Simpson Writing a Lover’s Tell All About Tony Romo, John Mayer and Jude Law

August 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Hold the phone…she and Jude Law actually hooked up? I mean, everyone has hooked up with Jude Law, but Jessica Simpson? She does fill his requirements of having breasts and a pulse.

Anyway, according to Star Magazine Jessica Simpson is writing a book that will detail the sordid sex affairs she turned to after divorcing Nick Lachey. Tales included in this rumored tell all would include details about each man’s fetish. Apparently John Mayer is a swinger (big surprise) and Tony Romo loves would-be strippers (another shocker).

Per Star Via Jezebel:

“Jessica Simpson is planning to write a multi-million dollar tell-all, which will spill details about her ex-boyfriends and her “love luggage” — her weight.

~Tony Romo liked her to dress up as a cheerleader, but with garter belts, stockings and high heels. And he’d bring food into the bedroom.

~John Mayer would talk baby talk in bed and was always begging her to experiment — he wanted her to go to sex parties “just to look.”

Jess might reveal how she fell for Dane Cook while filming Employee Of The Month “when he made her laugh so hard he made her pee her pants on the set.” And! A source says: “She’ll probably write about one wild night she had with Jude Law in New York, and how close she came to being his baby mama.”

Creepy Papa Joe would explode from the grits and dollar signs if Jessica was pregnant with Jude Law’s baby. Speaking of exploding grits and dollar signs, Us Weekly also reports that John Mayer has nude photos of Jessica Simpson on his cell still. If that isn’t creepy enough for you, a source said that he also showed them to his friends.

While the Jude Law slumming it angle does surprise me a tiny bit, the only thing I’d find remotely interesting is the confirmation that Mayer made her dress up as Mister Rogers and call him Trolley.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Jude Law, Magazines, WTF?!? Tagged With: after divorcing Nick Lachey, hooked up with Jude Law, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer, Jessica Simpson and Jude Law hook up, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson book deal, Jessica Simpson is writing a book, Jessica Simpson tell all book, nude photos of Jessica Simpson, she fell for Dane Cook, tell all

Kourtney Kardashian is Knocked-Up

August 12, 2009 By Crista Webster 2 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Huzzah. Now, someone tell me who she is.

Is she the one who made the sex-tape with Brandy’s brother? Oh, that was Kim Kardashian. Is she the tranny who was all over the rags last week in a bathing suit claiming her thighs are no longer touching thanks to spanx and her refusal to eat for a month? Oh, that was Khloe Kardashian. Is she the one who had so much plastic surgery she now blinks her lips? Oh, that was Bruce Jenner.

Nevertheless, she’s pregnant.

Via E!:

“While the E! reality star confirms she’s pregnant with her first child, Ms. K isn’t revealing too much right now. She’s keeping mum on the daddy’s identity and how far along she is. But the happy news definitely sheds light on some of the things she told me yesterday during my chat with her sister Khloé…
Kourt, 30, refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are back together. ‘You’re going to have to see on the show,’ she said, referring to ‘Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami’, which debuts this Sunday.”

Oh, she’s the one who got pregant in order to get extra publicity for her reality show. Now I know who she is.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Quotes, Kim Kardashian, Television Tagged With: Baby. Pregnant, Bruce Jenner, Bruce Jenner Pastic Surgery, Celebrity Baby, Dating, Engageed, father, Khloe Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian Diet, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian Sex Tape, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Kourtney Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian Knocked Up, Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant, Married, Scott Disick

Kate Hudson Wanting Alex Rodriguez Spawn

August 12, 2009 By Holly Stafford 5 Comments

Woah! Doesn’t she know the easiest way to scare off a guy is by moving too fast? Supposedly, Kate Hudson is already hoping on board the “I want to have Alex Rodriguez‘s baby” train, even though the two have only been dating for a few months. So just what has her baby clock all of a sudden kicked into high gear? Well, Hudson recent birthday is what’s making her ready to add to her family. She already has Ryder, 5, with ex-husband Chris Robinson and a friend says she wants him to have a sibling.

Per In Touch:

“She just turned 30 and she’s ready to have her second child. She wants Ryder to have a sibling, so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility.”

Why Kate, that is quite the odd pillow talk you have there! And given his contract, money should be the least of his concern! The source also goes on to say that the New York Yankees player, who already has two daughters with ex-wife Cynthia, is just not ready for more kids right now. But this hasn’t stopped ARod and Kate from becoming quite the pair lately. Kate has even introduced Alex to mother Goldie Hawn, and Goldie’s partner Kurt Russell, who tagged along with her to Yankee Stadium a few days ago to watch the big rivalry between the Yankees and the Boston Red Sox.

Keep your head in the game, ARod! No one will come and watch you play if you turn into the love struck puppy dog and start sucking at baseball! And Kate, slow down! Take a breather! Your dating resume is beginning to look longer than
Madonnas!

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Filed Under: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Kate Hudson, Madonna Tagged With: Alex Rodriguez, ARod, Baby, Chris Robinson, Cynthia Rodriguez, Dating, Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson, Kurt Russell, Madonna, Ryder, Sibling

The Dame’s Link Worthy

August 12, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Christina Ricci Slim and Trim – Amy Grindhouse

Inglourious Basterds Premiere Style – Radar Style

Lady Gaga is Exhausted – Allie is Wired

Ashford and Simpson Solid as a Barack – Celebrity Smack

Facebook Lite Isn’t Less Fattening – Bumpshack

Winky Wright Biography - Wooden Spears

Sarah Jane Morris Pregnant – Backseat Cuddler

Supernatural Trailer – Ten Gossip

Let it Rock: Pleasant Surprises – College Candy

Zuma Rossdale was Born to Rock – Knocked Up Celebs

Britney Spears Children Swear Like Little Cute Sailors - Ear Sucker

Vanessa Hudgens Talks Band slam – Gossip Teen

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Britney Spears’ Sons Swear Story Wars

August 12, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

According to several news outlets, Britney Spears’ sons have potty mouths. Her two kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston were running rampant while she was picking up free swag and shouting expletives according to Gatecrasher.

“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged. How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics? Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”

LA Times Dish Rag says the story false. A source who was with Britney during the 2009 Teen Choice Awards said they behaved perfectly and Spears is a top notch mom.

“She never stopped at one sponsor station,” the escort tells the Dish Rag. “It was all about the kids. She was devoted to them and was with them the whole time. They were even having a great time with Band Hero and they were all playing with Hasbro’s new Bop-It.”

“She never left the boys’ side,” our source says. “She could not have been sweeter, and portraying her as an inattentive mother is not true and so not fair.”

Our source says she never heard either boy swear. And they didn’t steal the drumsticks — as reported by the Gatecrasher in the Daily News — from Band Hero either.

“They were playing with the sticks. They’re just kids and they loved them. So we let them take those and got real drumsticks from the stage so that others could play with them too. They didn’t steal anything.”

So who do you believe?

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Kelly Clarkson Self Cover Photo Scandal

August 12, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

A bunch of people are getting their thongs in a bunch because Kelly Clarkson was airbrushed into oblivion on the cover of Self magazine. She is a curvy girl and that shiz considered gross by the standards of society (and by society I mean women shaped like anorexic hot dogs and men who are attracted by said anorexic hot dogs.) So those offended by the foolery of airbrushing wizards are bitching to the mag about the cover.

Editor-in-Chief Lucy Danziger confirmed that they do airbrushing on all celebs and brushed it off as common practice. Of course she only confirmed minor “post production adjustments” as apposed to this obvious complete body overhaul.

Here is where we get into an argument of portraying positive and realistic body images to girls. It’s war that will never be fully won. The British are even attempting to ban airbrushing to prevent cases like this. (Liberal democrats cited Twiggy and Jessica Alba recently as having been “heavily airbrushed” which I love me some Twiggy, but I am not surprised they called out Alba. I am sure it takes an entire team to overhaul her into a passable human. Fang hiding is an art.)

So, poor Kelly has become a scandal of her own. I say….What? There are no bare boobies in this. It’s like 6th grade news paper scandalous. Unless, Disney signs your paychecks and you are making sexy times with your camera in effort to seduce your closeted lovah….it’s not a photo scandal baby.

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