Megan Fox Denies the World of a Sex Tape
Dear Megan Fox,
It’s time for you to go away.
Sincerely,
Dame Crista
I have had all the Megan Fox I can stomach. And before you launch into your “You’re just jealous because she’s sooooo hawt!” remark, can it. She’s trashy. And last time I checked, she was banging David Silver from 90210 who was the only guy to get less pootie than Steve when he had his bad hair.
With that said, all you pervs are going to have to wait on seeing Fox’s lady bits as she’s decided to become prim and proper. When asked in an interview if a Fox sex tape will ever service, the actress poo-poo’d the idea (that is until her 15 minutes are up and then she give out handies to the key grip to score a role as an extra).
Via MTV:
“The last thing I want to see [is] what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
Yes a hippo. A hippo who has, on more than one occasion, bragged about having a 23 inch waist and picks her boyfriend’s nine year-old son up from school in a bare-midriff halter top. ‘Hippo’ sums it up.
As for baring it all in a film? She also says nada to the idea.
“I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”
i.e. Then there would be photographic evidence that I had work done in order to look trailer park chic.
[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]
Images Via: wenn.com
This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 at 7:05 am and is filed under Celebrity Gossip, Megan Fox, Movies, WTF?!?. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
