The short bus version of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz has officially split according to US Weekly. Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have been rumored to be on the verge of divorce for over a year. There are several stories of their impending divorce. One is that Avril is one of those drunken hoes at a bar who keeps doing the karaoke version of “I’m Like a Bird” and vomits on your shoes and thus Deryck is tired of babysitting and kicking her to the curb. The current story is that Avril has kicked him out of their Bel Air abode and Deryck is “crushed.”
“She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on,” a source tells the new Us Weekly, adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,00-square-foot estate in L.A.’s Bel Air. “Divorce papers will be filed any day now.”
I know, I know…thousands of tweens clutching their little pink skull and cross bones top and wearing ripped tights are about to cry angst filled tears. However, don’t feel too bad. This will free her up to continue her onslaught of auritorical rape that she calls music.
UPDATE- Avril Lavigne confirmed she and her husband, Deryck Whibley are separating. She made the annoucement via her blog.
“Deryck and I have been together for six and a half years,” she wrote. “We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship. I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know, and I love him with all my heart. Deryck and I are separating and moving forward on a positive note.”
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