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Tila Tequila Post Shawne Merriman Fight Photos

September 11, 2009 By Leave a Comment

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So the drama surrounding the Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman fight has furthered. After Shawne claimed he was merely trying to stop her from driving while drunk, Tila has fired back. (Via Twitter of course. )

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Her claim is that she refused to participate in sexy time with him after they went clubbing. Tila then tried to leave and he grabbed her, choked her and threw her to the ground. Shawne was then arrested and then called her a boozehound and said he didn’t hurt her. Judging by the bruises he left on her we have another he did more than taking her keys to prevent her from driving drunk.

Tila has been cooperating with the DA’s office and building a case against Merriman.

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9/11 Remembered, Ground Zero Rebuilding and Quotes

September 11, 2009 By 1 Comment

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While I sit here with my coffee and get ready to start the day being overly cruel to Katherine Heigl or hunting for juicy tidbits to share, I wanted to take a moment of seriousness to remember the day that further changed our lives.

It’s been 8 years since the morning of September 11th, 2001. Everyone has their story on how they found out and the domino effect that hit home to everyone. Today I hope that you will remember and continue healing. At 8:46 am EST a moment of silence will take place in New York as families and loved ones will gather and read the names of those who perished along with Mayor Bloomberg. President Obama will be at the Pentagon to honor those who were lost in the 4th crash. Below are some 9/11 quotes that will further move and inspire us.

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward.
Freedom will be defended!
–President George W. Bush, September 11, 2001

The best defense against terrorism is a strong offensive against terrorists.
That work continues.
–President George W. Bush, 10/13/2001

These acts shattered steel, but they cannot dent the steel of America’s resolve.
–President George W. Bush

America is not like a blanket — one piece of unbroken cloth,
the same color, the same texture, the same size.
America is more like a quilt — many patches, many pieces,
many colors, many sizes, all woven and held together by a common thread.
–Henry M. Jackson

We must not descend to the level of those who perpetrated
Tuesday’s violence by targeting individuals based on their race,
their religion, or their national origin. Such reports of violence
and threats are in direct opposition to the very principles and
laws of the United States and will not be tolerated.
–John Ashcroft, Attorney General

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
– Toby Keith Lyrics
Song: Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American) Lyrics

No just cause can be advanced by terrorism.
–Koffi Anan

Let’s roll.
–Todd Beamer (?-2001), before he and others apparently
thwarted the fourth set of terrorists

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Lady Gaga Nude Bondage ‘Art’ – Photos

September 10, 2009 By 1 Comment

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Lady Gaga, or as she is better known, Lady Look at my Boobs, is once again causing a pants-less ruckus.

This time, the “singer” has starred in a photo spread for Vogue Japan. Unlike the demure Anna Wintor who wouldn’t let anything like this shizz grace even the vodka ads on the back of Vogue USA, the Japanese are a crazy bunch who like some pretty weird and totally creepy stuff. Like Lady Gaga all tied up with her Gaga-bits hanging out.

Via Egotastic!:

“As to those rumours of whether or not Lady Gaga has boy parts down there, I have no idea, and I’m not really willing to investigate, so I’m glad that bit’s covered up, but it’s a really slow news day, and I got nothin’ else.”

The Dames aren’t too keen on exploring Gaga’s nether region either. So we will also stick with the story that this was a slow news day.

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Ashlee Simpson Catches Pete Wentz Cheating, Kicks Him Out

September 10, 2009 By 2 Comments

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Ah, yes. We have all known for awhile that Pete Wentz loves groupies. A few months ago he was photographed dancing around with a bunch of strippers (click here to see those photos). Grinding on a slut doesn’t a cheater make, but according to Star magazine Ashlee Simpson found “evidence” of his cheating.

Via Stupid Celebrities Per Star:

It was Ashlee’s worst nightmare come true. Ashlee was rummaging around in a guest bedroom in her $4.7 million Beverly Hills home on Aug. 19, she discovered what she believed to be evidence of husband Pete Wentz cheating on her, a friend tells Star. Ashlee was so distraught that she dropped off their 9-month-old son, Bronx, at her parents’ house and checked into a hotel, even though Pete was performing with Fall Out Boy in St. Louis that night. “I can’t stand being at that house anymore,” Ashlee, 24. told her pal. “I need to clear my head. I have a lot on my plate, and my marriage is stressing me out.”

So what was this evidence she found? Guyliner smudged used condoms? The article fails to reveal what it was that she found. It does go into Twitters that are supposed to support this claim.

But when she called Pete to talk things out, he didn’t answer, which only enraged her. After repeatedly calling him (and getting his voicemail), Ashlee finally reached her husband – and snapped. An insider says she screamed, “Don’t even bother coming home! I don’t want to look at you!”
She must have struck a nerve, because that same night, Pete posted on Twitter , “Money doesn’t grow on trees. Neither does happiness,” before referring to himself as an “a–hole.” Four days later, he took a break in the band’s tour and traveled hoe to L.A. Pete Twittered about his excitement to see his son – but made no mention of his wife: “Can’t wait to see the little homie.”

Yeah, Ash…you are better off without that shiz.

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Ellen DeGeneres Replaces Paula Abdul as Permanent ‘American Idol’ Judge

September 10, 2009 By 1 Comment

Ellen DeGeneres Replaces Paula Abdul as Permanent ‘American Idol’ Judge

Because she didn’t have enough money already, it has been announced that Ellen DeGeneres will replace Paula Abdul as the permanent fourth judge on the next season of ‘American Idol’.

Paula Abdul is crossing Ellen off her drunk dial list as I write this. I love her and the only way this could be better is if Anderson Cooper replaces Kara DioSTFUALREADY.

Via People:

“Hopefully I’m the people’s point of view because I’m just like you,” DeGeneres says. “I sit at home and I watch it. … I’m not looking at it in a critical way from the producer’s mind. I’m looking at it as a person who is going to buy the music and is going to relate to that person.”

Does everyone like the same music Ellen does? Apparently so.

Simon Fuller, ‘American Idol’s’ producer, released the following statement regarding adding the talk-show host to the judges line-up.

“Ellen has been a fan of the show for many years, and her love of music and understanding of the American public will bring a unique human touch to our judging panel.”

It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who thinks the other three judges bring any human touch to the program.

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Matt Damon and Shawn Johnson are NOT Dead, Hooray!

September 10, 2009 By Leave a Comment

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Ok, so I was admittedly too busy indulging in a few tonics and watching reruns of “AbFab” yesterday and called it “research” and missed the Matt Damon dead rumor. I should really make weekly posting of celebs who aren’t dead.

Regardless some random junkie site reported that Matt Damon was found dead. Details were fabricated from a supposed post on the “Good Will Hunting” star’s blog stating that he was “going into the desert to search for gold and adventure.” The site claimed that TMZ was reporting his death, which in fact was a lie.

Matt Damon, an American actor and philanthropist, was found dead in California’s Palo Verde mountain area on Wednesday. He was 38. According to TMZ’s web site, Damon, who was officially reported missing Friday, was on a camping trip. His body was found by an Imperial County Sheriff’s Department deputy on Wednesday. The cause of death is unknown.

According to TMZ.com on Wednesday, law enforcement headed into the desert near San Diego on Tuesday. That day, TMZ.com reported, “Damon sent a text message to a friend that he was out of water and needed help. There was a massive search that ended abruptly.”

It’s all full of BS as Shawn Johnson was also reported dead but Johnson’s death rumor didn’t have the details that Damon’s death did. Rest easy as BOTH are alive and well. FYI…Robert Pattinson, Charo and Madonna are also still alive.

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Katherine Heigl Leaves Grey’s Anatomy to Adopt

September 10, 2009 By 2 Comments

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Poor kid. I mean, this is slightly a step up from being stranded in Korea doomed to a future of sewing together Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirts, but still this baby is going to be chain smoking by the time it is five and know the words to Beyonce’s “Diva.”

Reps for Izzy Stevens confirmed that Katherine is taking a hiatus from “Grey’s Anatomy” and flying out to pick up her baby. Her and her husband, Josh Kelley, have been secretly working on adoption plans for 6 months. I hear that Korea is in the top 5 of countries to adopt from.

So they finally wrapped things up in the process last week and are now headed out to pick up their awaiting baby. The 10 month old baby’s name is Nayleigh and since that is too taxing for Katherine to pronounce they are going to call her Leigh.

“She is thrilled,” a source close to the situation told Radar Online. “She and Josh are so happy.” The idea of adoption is nothing new for the actress, as she told USA Today two years that it’s something she’s “always planned.”

“I’m done with the whole idea of having my own children,” Heigl said. It doesn’t seem like any fun. I don’t think it’s necessary to go through all of that.”

What? Princess doesn’t want to have to actually go through the miracle of pushing a roast through a Pringles can. There’s surprise. Wasn’t she just whining about 17 hour work days? Yeah, I hate to break it to her…but the screaming, crying drool machine she is about to get doesn’t clock in and out or have ciggie breaks.

Quotables:

Crabbie’s Hollywood - “Some kids hit the jackpot, being adopted by Angelina Jolie or Madonna. And some get adopted by Katherine Heigl. Which still isn’t as bad as being adopted by Sharon Stone.”

Dlisted – “And if Katherine Hagel is actually planning to travel to Korea to pick up her baby friend, can someone please mix-up her plane tickets and send her to North Korea instead. Hagel + Kim Jong-il = BFFs.”

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Esteban Cortazar Quits After Lindsay Lohan Joins Emanuel Ungaro

September 9, 2009 By 4 Comments

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Esteban Cortazar has made good on his threat to leave Emanuel Ungaro. Lindsay Lohan has officially joined the Ungaro team after months of rumors of her impending role with the company. In early June, Hollywood Dame reported the whispers of Lohan’s talks with the fashion house (click here to see that full report).

“According to multiple sources, [she is] talking to the House of Emanuel Ungaro about signing on as a “creative consultant” for the fashion line. But the current head designer of Ungaro, Esteban Cortazar, is not greeting the rehabbed starlet with open arms.”

Back when the company was still undecided about Lindsay’s involvement with the label the head designer had reportedly threatened to quit should Lohan be hired on.

“Upon hearing the new the label was even considering hiring Lindsay, Esteban threatened to leave the fashion house and take his team with him. The owner of the line, Asim Abdullah, seems to think she’d bring “new energy and new buzz.” Unless he is talking Red Bull -energy and a vodka -buzz, I don’t think she’d bring much to the table except remnants of last night’s Taco Bell run.”

Esteban has left and become another statistic in the company‘s revolving doors. Lindsay was hired on as artist advisor. Estrella Archs (who has worked for Nina Ricci, Emilio Pucci, Christian Lacroix and Prada) was named chief designer.

Oy. This is like putting band-aid on Titanic.

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Nicole Richie Has a Baby Boy, Sparrow

September 9, 2009 By 1 Comment

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Nicole Richie has given birth to a baby boy! The “Simple Life” cohort announced via her website that she and Joel Madden welcomed their second child.

In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009
Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing
well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.

Congrats to the proud parents!

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Antonio Banderas Explains Melanie Griffith’s Trip To Rehab

September 9, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Antonio Banderas is a real man. Seriously. I don’t find him attractive, I don’t like his movies, but he has balls.

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Antonio was on the Ellen Show today and openly discussed his wife, Melanie Griffith’s recent trip to LaCirque Lodge Rehabilitation Center (i.e. Rehab, y’all).

Despite reports that Banderas gave Griffith the ultimatum: rehab or divorce, Banderas claims that Melanie herself suggested checking in after she became dependant on pain killers following a skiing accident and subsequent knee surgeries a year and a half ago.

Via People:

“It was said actually in some magazine that I said that I gave an ultimatum to my wife. That I present the matter of divorce because she has been involved in addictions and blah, blah, blah,” says the actor. “Melanie has been addicted for many years and we always came out. We said it out loud. It was okay, we were never embarrassed of the situation but what happened she was clean and sober for six years.”

Banderas also revealed that the rest of Melanie’s family is in therapy to help them cope with her addiction.

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