Hollywood Dame Intern Opportunity

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Hollywood Dame is seeking writers and gossip lovers to join the Dame’s team. If you have a lovely wit and a passion for gossip you could be a perfect fit. No experience necessary. But the following attributes are a must:

-have access to computer and internet

-be able to write at least 2 posts a day before 3 EST Monday – Friday

-the ability to combine wit, personality and gossip

-dependable and original

If you are interested contact The Dame at HWDame@gmail.com for more details or questions.

‘Twilight’ Cast Threesome – Photos

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were joined by “Twilight” saga cast mate, Nikki Reed, on their date night. The threesome hit the Bobby Long concert at The Backstage Lounge in Vancouver on Monday evening. After coming out of the venue the “New Moon” stars were surrounded by looming paparazzi. Kristen and Robert ditched Nikki and shared a cab back to the hotel together.

I am sure the rest of the night was filled with innocent events. They probably played a lovely game of Twister followed by a round of Scrabble. I bet any nudity was strictly due to a strategy move for winning Twister. Left foot green is made easier to reach by the lack of pants.

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Sex and the City 2 Plot Spoilers – Guess Who’s Pregnant!

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I don’t know why I do it…of course I do. Who am I kidding? I have come upon fresh “Sex and the City” sequel news. It’s a spoiler so I have put it after the cut.

Click “Read More…” to Find Out Who Gets Knocked Up on SATC 2.0

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Lindsay Lohan IS the Next Meryl Streep Y’all

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This American jewel is totally going to be the next Meryl Streep….of straight to DVD movies. After clubbing with her 15 year old sister, Ali Lohan, this weekend the twosome hit LAX looking haggard. Of course they looked like they had been fished out of the drains of the local Mystic Spray Tan joint after spending the weekend partying until 6 in the morning. Lindsay Lohan and Ali started out Friday evening at Teddy’s where they bumped into Jason Segel (nude guy from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”) and squeed with joy. They then reportedly did a costume change and took Jason to Adam Levine’s house to finish partying until the wee hours of the morning.

Poor Ali Lohan. I feel bad for her. She already looks like disgruntled Applebee’s hostess who moonlights as a stripper who specializes in foot fetishes.. Imagine what this girl is going to look like when she is 30…Egads.

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Tila (Nguyen) Tequila Choked by Shawne Merriman After Drunk Driving Argument – Photos

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You holiday weekend is now being interrupted by some Jerry Springer shiz. Word that Shawne Merriman choked his girlfriend, Tila Tequila, has ran rampant through rumor mill. The linebacker for the San Diego Chargers was said to have assaulted the reality starlet after she tried to leave his house.

Merriman was arrested and taken into custody under a citizen’s arrest with charges of battery and false imprisonment. Around 3:45 am, Tila said she tried to leave Shawne’s home, but he chocked her and threw her to the ground as she attempted to leave. He was released around 11 am Sunday morning as Tila was taken to the hospital.

Now he is denying he laid a hand on her. Merriman released this statement basically calling her a crazy drunk bitch. His story states that she had been drinking and didn’t want her to drive while intoxicated.

“On September 6, 2009 the San Diego Sheriff’s Department responded to a citizen’s complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (aka Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided.

“We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms. Nguyen, however, paramedics were called and she was examined but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California.

“There have been no charges filed against me. I want to thank the San Diego Sheriff’s Department for their professionalism. I will continue to cooperate fully with the Department, and I look forward to clearing my name regarding these false allegations. I want to put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers.”

The couple had been spotted at Stingaree, a club in San Diego, practically dry humping in the VIP area. She was photographed giving him lap dances while celebrating a friend’s birthday. Deputies did note that is was apparent that Tila had been drinking.

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New Official ‘New Moon’ Posters

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Here are some fresh “New Moon” posters to get you through the long weekend. No real news value, just simply gratuitous. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart now share the vampire spotlight with Taylor Lautner.

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Salma Hayek’s Hissy Fit

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When Salma Hayek can’t get a seat at a restaurant, she goes a tad crazy! While out with a couple of her friends Wednesday night, Hayek threw a hissy fit and made quite the scene at the Chateau Marmont restaurant when she wasn’t able to be seated immediately without a reservation. Salma reportedly wanted to eat outside and didn’t feel as though she should have to wait for a table.

Per Radar:

“The beautiful actress was with a couple of girlfriends and when she realized the patio was full and the hostess wouldn’t seat her – Salma freaked out! She created a scene, yelling Spanish…The hostess tried to calm her down and said she could have the first available table. Even her girlfriends tried to calm her down. But Salma was steaming and then switched to complaining in English and didn’t stop until a party left and she was seated.”

I guess it’s one of the biggest humiliations in celeb-world, to be seen waiting for anything. “Radar” claims to have been there, and seen everything with their very own eyes. Salma’s rep, however, is putting a different spin on the entire situation.

Per Perez Hilton:

Salma’s publicist tells us, “Salma went to the Chateau last night for a drink later in the evening to celebrate her birthday with friends. When she arrived (around 10pm) her entire party was already there and seated. She joined her family and friends at the table and had a lovely evening.”

Whether this turns out to be true or not this woman is married to a billionaire so she’s probably used to getting everything she wants. Let this be a warning to all the Hostesses and Waiters/Waitresses out there: When Salma Hayek rolls up to your place to eat, make sure this woman has a seat – pronto!

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Lindsay Lohan Contemplating Playboy; Kate Gosselin Turns It Down

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Well, at least there is one so called celebrity out there with a little bit of self respect. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $900kto pose for “Playboy” and is considering it. This isn’t the first time that “Playboy” would have approached Lohan, as they approached her back in 2008, with an offer of $700,000 that she turned down. Maybe if the up the ante a little bit by throwing in some booze and coke they just might have themselves a deal. We’ve already had the unfortunate opportunity to see Lohan nude once before in 2008, when she bared it all in “New York” magazine, so this really is bad timing on Hugh Hefners’ part, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen… Many, many times!

In other “Playboy” related news, at least one semi-celebrity has enough decency to turn down the offer. Kate Gosselin has been said to have received a letter from Hefner, offering her $400k for a spread in an upcoming interview. She reportedly turned down the offer, being mortified at the thought and claiming she would never do such a thing for the sake of her 8 children. “Playboy” is jumping on the reality-star bandwagon, with having the press-seeking Heidi Montag and Aubrey O’Day recently posing for their magazine. I’m proud of Kate for turning it down, staying true to her word that she is doing things for the kid’s sake.

LaGarrette Blount Suckerpunch – Video

I know what you’re thinking kittens, “What is a sports story doing on Hollywood Dame?” We are used to only writing about sports figures when they are half naked with muscles rippling like mighty Pacific at low tide…is it hot in here?

Oh yes, LaGarrette Blount. Sorry.

College football season officially began last night and, since the games themselves tend to be so very boring (except, of course, when my lovely Michigan State Spartans are playing), a senior runningback for the University of Oregon decided to liven things up a little….but putting the beat down on his opposition.

However, Blount didn’t stop there.

Via The Post Chronicle:

“LeGarrette Blount has demonstrated exactly what a football player should never do after sucker-punching an opposing team member…hitting his own team member before trying to go after opposing fans in the stands.”

That’s correct. After suckerpunching Boise State’s Byron Howe, he continued to hit his own teammates and then go after fans in the stands you were, rightly so, making fun of the turd for his behavior.

Blount has already been suspended once this year after displaying “behavioral issues” at his first practice of the season. Shocking.

He will likely face heavy consequences for his douchebag display.

Michael Jackson Funeral Photos and Video

Well kittens, it may be over…finally. The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was officially laid to rest yesterday in California.

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Among his family members and children, the small yet incredibly expensive ceremony was also attended by Elizabeth Taylor, Lisa Marie Presley, Chris Tucker, Macaulay Culkin, and his girlfriend, Mila Kunis.

Jackson’s three children placed a crown upon their father’s casket to signify his status as the King of Pop.

After parting words and gospel numbers, Jackson’s coffin was moved to the Grand Mausoleum where it will now remain.

Following the service, Jackson’s family issued the following statement via People:

“Once again thank all of Michael Jackson’s fans around the world for their generous outpouring of support during this terribly difficult time. Their expressions of love for Michael and his music have sustained the Jackson Family.”

Jackson’s family provided several video feeds from the ceremony as well as feeds from helicopters that flew over Forest Lawn Memorial Park.

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