Kelly Osbourne and Megan Fox in Playboy

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Take it with a grain of proverbial salt. Hugh Hefner has been after Megan Fox for his nudey magazine for awhile. While having a bit of a chat, he and his Klingon hoes mentioned they wanted Fox and Kelly Osbourne for Playboy.

Per E! :

Hef simply says, “Megan is a fox.” The 83-year-old media tycoon’s new Girls Next Door—Crystal Harris, 23, and 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon—agree, but they’re just as hot for the looking-better-than-ever Kelly Osbourne…

“She’s losing weight and she’s blond now,” Crystal said of Ozzy and Sharon’s younger daughter. “She looks good. I want to see what she looks like naked.” Karissa concurred: “Yeah! We want to see Kelly Osbourne naked!”

Is it strange I rather see Kelly Osbourne nude over Megan Fox? I kinda picture Megan’s no-no to be 4 feet in diameter and bears its teeth until you sacrifice a goat or woodland creature.

Jessica Alba Goes Red Head – Photos

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Jessica Alba took her freshly red dyed hair out to get her nails polished. (Two points for me not calling her nails claws, hooves or digits of bitchery.) Alba has basically hit every color of the dye swatch at Super Cuts after most recently sporting blonde locks. I must say that I prefer the red over the blonde, but she looks best as a brunette.

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Nightmare on Elm Street Trailer – See it HERE!

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Jackie Earle Haley portrays the new Freddy Krueger in this remake of one of the best classic horror films, “Nightmare on Elm Street.” Robert Englund played the original Freddy. Haley has some big shoes to fill. The film also stars Rooney Mara, Kyle Gallner, Katie Cassidy, Thomas Dekker, Kellan Lutz, Clancy Brown and Connie Britton.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Wedding Details, Photos

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Well, it looks as the wedding hoax rumors were just that. Khloe Kardashian was married Sunday evening. People reported the details of their wedding ceremony. An over abundance of white roses was the main décor. Khloe carried a bouquet of white nosegay of roses, stephanotis and lilies. She was flanked by her bridesmaids in lavender gowns.

At 5:12 p.m., Kardashian, 25, walked down the outdoor aisle in a Vera Wang gown on the arm of her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, with sisters Kim Kardashian and a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian at her side. The bridal party included half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner, actresses (and twin sisters) Khadijah and Malika Haqq and actress Lauren London.

Lamar Odom and Kardashian exchanged vows after a month long courtship at the home of Irving Azoff. A 10 piece orchestra played at the ceremony itself and serenaded around 250 guests. Of course Ryan Seacrest left the shire to attend the wedding. Noticeably absent were Odom’s children. His ex, Liza Morales, opted to keep their two children at home.

The klassy affair then transformed into a night club themed reception. Sadly, I am not kidding.

Wedding planner Sharon Sacks created the Hollywood nightclub-themed reception that followed in a tent on the property, fitted with dark wooden walls, white carpeting, silver mirrors and chandeliers. The tables were decorated with tall white centerpieces with lavender touches made of roses, calla lilies and exotic leaves in soaring glass vases.

I hope this looked way better than it sounds. Cameras for the Kardashian circus rolled, capturing the entire event. The ceremony will air on tv and we can all laugh together. Until then, Khloe Kardashian wedding photos are up for grabs at the starting price tag of $300,000. Any takers? How about $15 and tickets to see Kourtney give birth? No?

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Director Roman Polanski Arrested

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1978 is known for two famous events: My birth and Oscar winning director Roman Polanski fleeing the United States after pleading guilty to having sex with a 13 year-old girl. Polanski was due to be sentenced when he went on the lamb back to his native France (who chose not to extradite the perv).

A warrant for Polanski’s arrest was issued over 30 years ago. However, the director has made no trips to the US since that time making it difficult for authorities to take care of business…until now.

While in Switzerland over the weekend to receive a lifetime achievement award (yes, an admitted child molester was receiving an award for lifetime achievement) the Swiss Federal Department of Justice and Police arrested the creeper.

Polanski’s friends, however, are miffed.

Via People:

“Why now?,” a friend of Polanski told PEOPLE on Sunday. “We don’t understand. Roman has been to Switzerland before so we don’t understand why he’s been arrested this time.”

Since fleeing the country, Polanski and his people have sought, without success obviously, to have the charges against him dropped.

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Jenny Slate Drops the ‘F-Bomb’ During Her SNL Debut-Video UPDATED

Jenny Slate made her debut last night on the Season Premiere of Saturday Night Live in style: by dropping the F-Bomb during a sketch.

Worry not Jenny, I did the same when I interviewed with the Dame and clearly that got me the job. Needless to say, Jenny immediately realized she had made, um, a frickin’ boo-boo, and puffed her cheeks up and took a few deep breaths.

“Slate was performing as a raunchy biker chick alongside Kristen Wiig on the show’s 35th season premiere when she said:

‘You frickin’ just threw an ashtray full of butts at my head. You know what, you stood up for yourself and I f—ing love you for that.’”

How ironic. I just said the same thing to my mom.

UPDATE – It appears as though Jenny Slate WILL NOT be fired.

Lorne Michaels, the current executive producer, said no repercussions will befall Slate. In other words, Jenny Slate is not fired (at least for now; ask Wilson and Watkins about that). There will be, of course, likely FCC fines over the issue.

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal NOT Engaged

Amid speculation that the two are about to tie the knot, we are happy to report that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are NOT engaged.

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When this story came by on the ticker, our dear Dame grabbed her Grey Goose and locked herself in the closet. Come out love, it’s not true!

Witherspoon made the supreme single-celebrity mistake of being spotted out and about while sporting a gold ring on her left hand. And as you know, that’s all it takes for us gossip hounds to bare our fangs.

Via The Inquisitr:

“Reese looked delighted, and she was definitely showing off the ring. She kept holding her finger up for people to see, she even flashed it around when she was getting in her car.”

However, Reese’s people were all over this, like sweat on Gyllenhaal’s ‘Prince of Persia’ abs.

Via Sawf News:

“Witherspoon was seen in casual dress with a gold diamond ring on her left ring finger. A representative for the actress, however, said it is merely decorative.”

Dame, love, do you see? It’s decorate. He probably didn’t even buy it for her. I bet she bought it herself or stole it from a photo shoot, Lohan style.

We all know Jake, and his abs, only has eyes for you…and that Grey Goose.

Not for the Weak Stomached – Pamela Anderson Nude Photos

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Great gobs of Gucci. I will have to soak my eyes in holy water for a fortnight after seeing this. Pammy took her RoboNipples out for walkies during her “fashion show” with Richie Rich. Nothing like seeing Pamela Anderson nude to completely ruin your Saturday. So if you aren’t a glutton for punishment, enjoy the kittens having a sleep over above.

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Kelly Rutherford Granted Restraining Order Against Estranged Husband

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Gossip Girl” star Kelly Rutherford’s relationship with her estranged husband has just gotten that much uglier! Rutherford has been granted a temporary restraining order against her husband the father of her two kids, Daniel Giersch, after claiming he has been threatening and following her, among other things. The childrens nanny, Michaela Kothanova, claims she wound up quitting because she was so unnerved by Giersch’s attitude during custody exchanges and she was even threatened with legal action when she refused to answer his questions about Rutherford. Ann Edwards, Rutherford’s mom, alleges Giersch followed her and his son, 2-year-old Hermes, to restaurants and to a store without prior agreement. The declaration filed Thursday also accuses Giersch of being inflexible with his scheduled custody visits and stressing her out so much she’s having a hard time breastfeeding their 3 month old daughter Helena.

Per Zap2it:

“I am not producing enough breast milk to store up quantities that can be given to Daniel for feeding Helena,” she claims in the document. “I believe that the stress Daniel has created for me is also negatively impacting my ability to produce milk.”

Giersch said in his own court filing Thursday that Rutherford is the one who’s switching up the visits on him and he has concerns that Kelly, her caretakers, and Kelly’s mother are causing immediate harm to their children. His lawyer says that Rutherford’s claims are nothing but ‘fabricated accusations.’

Per PopEater:

“Daniel will remain focused on co-parenting both of their children and not make any personal comments in order to continue to protect the children’s need for privacy and well being,” says his lawyer, Fahi Takesh Hallin.

A judge has ordered Giersch to stay at least 100 yards away from Rutherford, Helena and their son Hermes “except for brief and peaceful contact as required.” The restraining order is in effect for 21 days pending a court date on October 15th to hear more evidence. The once happy couple have been in and out of court for months now, hiring PIs and haggling over minor things such as the kids’ potty-training, pool fences, residency, school, travel, and more. Giersch also claims that he found out online when she had their baby. Now that cold Kelly. Since when is a simple phone call asking too much?

Marilyn Manson Infected With Swine Flu

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Could this be a case of Karma at its best? The last time we heard anything about Marilyn Manson, he was ranting and raving, threatening to bring an angry mob of fans to the doorstep of any critic who dared to say anything negative about his music. Now, only a few short months after that little tirade, his latest round of trash talking might have actually incensed the great power that be to strike him down with an illness in an attempt to show him whos boss by infecting him with the Swine Flu.

Per Us:

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU,” the singer, 40, writes on his Facebook page. “I know everyone will suggest that f****** a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness.” He then adds, “Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Way to take a dig at your exes while giving me one of the grossest images to ever pop into my head. The rocker had got himself tested earlier this month after coming down with some flu-like symptoms and his report confirmed that he had the disease. But don’t panic Manson-fans… Its not serious, and he is expected to make a fast recovery from it. However, any fans that attended his Ottawa concert not so long ago might want to take a trip to the doctors and get themselves checked out. While performing the song “Beautiful People” at the concert, Manson apparently felt the need to stand on the edge of the stage and shoot some ‘snot rockets‘ out into the crowd. How disgusting! I think this now trumps the last gross image you gave me, Marilyn.

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