Lindsay Lohan Still Cutting Herself – Photos

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Sadly, I don’t mean classes. The “actress” (tee-hee) has been photographed several times before with slices and scars on her wrists. PopEater focused on images around September of last year that showed the results of Lindsay Lohan cutting.

A year later, she is still doing it. Fresher scars mixed with old wounds were spotted on Lohans left while she vacationed in late August of this year. Her arm is sliced through her tattoo and marks were made from her elbow to her wrist. She isn’t the only star accused of cutting. Demi Lovato was recently singled out as a cutter after various photos of the mini-starlet showed strange marks on her arm. Her rep stated they were from bracelets, but many have their doubts. (Click HERE to see photos of other celebrities who cut)

For more health information including help to stop cutting, click here.

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Avril Lavigne Divorced Deryck Whibley for Brandon Davis

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Yes, we have more of this funckery. According to rumor, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley (his name sounds like slang term for only having one testicle by the way) divorced due to Avril’s love affair with Brandon Davis. Since the announcement of their divorce, Lavigne has been playing “I got married too young card” and dodging the real reason. In Touch states that Brandon gave her an ultimatum.

Per In Touch Via Celebitchy:

“In early September, he told Avril to choose between him and her husband. “Brandon really likes Avril, but he’s not keen on dating a married woman… Ever since they first met, they’ve had a connection. But Avril was married to Deryck, so Brandon kept it casual.”

Now that she and Deryck have separated, the insider reveal that Avril and Brandon are planning to go public with their romance.“They have major chemistry. They could wind up getting married,” says the pal, adding that the pair have been meeting at his mother’s Bel Air estate to avoid being photographed together.
They also had a rendezvous on a yacht in St. Tropez this summer, and Avril celebrated Brandon’s 30th birthday with him at Koi in LA on September 2, giving him an expensive art book as a present. “They are together,” says the friend. “He loves Avril.”

These two have been drinking buddies for awhile and were even spotted together back in July getting crunk together. They were doing shot after shot together and were even rumored to be snorting together.
Nothing says love like hoovering coke together.

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Khloe Kardashian Wedding Hoax

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So the Kardashian sisters in a failed (not to mention lame) attempt to pull the ol’ switch-a-roo on the media has been uncovered. It is reported that Kourntey Kardashian, not Khloe Kardashian, is the one to be wed on Sunday. I am not sure why they would go through so much trouble- allegedly they are even going as far as Lamar Odom throwing a bachelor party…completed with Joe Francis, “Girls Gone Wild” and midget strippers; just when you thought this wedding could not get any worse.

Via Fox News:

“Not everyone in Hollywood believes it, in spite of their over-the-top displays of affection, which FOX411 spies say are awkward at best.

According to our spies, Khloe was not wearing an engagement ring (although she did show off a pair of diamond earrings from Odom) and the two refused to give any interviews, even about non-wedding related material.”

“What are the two waiting for?” on insider wondered. “If they are so in love, why not share?” Singer Mya was overheard telling a pal that she is sure the engagement is “fake” and is nothing more than “publicity stunt” so Khloe can get some attention, since her two sisters seem to be taking it all.

The rumors are that the “reason for this treason” is because of the public’s (i.e. their made up fans) dislike for Scott and if everyone knew that they were the couple who were actually tying the knot, well it would not be such a show, meaning not many people would want to cover it. Of course they are an attention grabbing family, so this would also be a great way to bring more cameras to the wedding and imagine the surprise (and the buzz) surrounding the marriage when it turns out to be Kourtney instead of Khloe.

This family has no morals and if turns out to really be Khloe and Lamar who tie the knot, then by his bachelor’s party it seems he will fit in rather nicely with this attention grabbing clan.

Quotables:

The Superficial - “I’m convinced Kourtney’s the litmus test for one of them to go full Octomom and squeeze out a brood of fame-thirsty rugrats who need mustache waxes at two

Celebslam - ” Frankly, I think that cynic Mya owes Khloe an apology for this outrageous accusation. Khloe isn’t marrying Lamar for the publicity. She’s marrying him for his money.”

MK Rossi

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to Admit They’re Dating

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Snore.

Robert Pattinson makes me giggle with Twihard glee, but I am getting too bored with the ‘are they?’ or ‘aren’t they?’ rumors between him and his ‘Twilight Saga’ co-star, Kristen Stewart.

It is now being reported that the two have decided to come out of the open and completely transparent closet of love and sweat in the December issue of ‘Harper’s Bazaar’ Magazine.

Via PopCrunch:

“The tell-all interview with [sic] confirm months of speculation romantically-linking the young stars of the wildy-successful vampire franchise, insiders reveal in the Oct. 5 edition of In Touch Weekly.”

At this point, unless KStew also reveals that she is pregnant with Sparklepants‘ vampire love child while riding a pony and singing ‘We Are the World’, I am completely uninterested.

NOTE from The Dame – I too feel that these two are humping and whether or not a relationship has been formed is pretty dull at this point. However, I would like to mention that the above photo is the work of a Twi-hard and is photoshopped after a bit of research (i.e. scathing and crazy emails). So please read this ENTIRE post before complaining that it is a fake.

UPDATE – It appears that Robert Pattinson has confirmed he and Kristen Stewart ARE a couple. Click HERE for the full updated report and explanation as to why they play coy.

Randy and Evi Quaid Arrested on Burglary Charges

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Times are tough, kittens. So tough that ‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’ star Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi have decided to start running out of posh hotels before paying for their stay.

That’s right. According to reports, the couple stiffed the San Ysidro Ranch near Santa Barbara out of thousands of dollars. Shortly after, a warrant was issued for their arrest on burglary and conspiracy charges. Law enforcement officials stated that they believed the two had every intention of skipping out with paying the bill.

The two were arrested this evening in Texas, and didn’t go down without a fight!

Via TMZ:

“Presidio County Sheriff’s deputies tell us Randy assaulted them both physically and verbally and resisted arrest, but they will not file charges. We’re also told the Sheriff’s office is in touch with officials in Santa Barbara County, who want Randy and Evi extradited.”

Is it weird that I was completely uninterested in the Quaid family until just now?

Katy Perry Drunk Dials Taylor Swift

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When did Katy Perry and Taylor Swift become such good friends? Apparently, the singers are good enough friends that Perry even drunk dials Swift! According to Swift, It was around 3 or 4 in the morning last month when Katy intended on leaving Taylor a funny voicemail thinking she was asleep, but Taylor answered the phone instead.

Per Ok:

“I wasn’t going to say anything about that ever!” Taylor tells Just Jared about Katy drunk dialing her in the middle of the night. “I don’t want to tell secrets!”

Katy drunkenly told Taylor her plan to leave her a funny message, so Taylor hung up and let her call back to do her thing. So what all did Katy have to say in her voicemail? Well, Taylor won’t spill the bean on that one, but did say it was a very ‘colorful, creative, and unique’ voicemail. Hmmm… wheres those hackers when you need them?

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Dustin Diamond Spills Some Not-So-Scandalous ‘Saved By The Bell’ Secrets

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Dustin Diamond, best known as Screech from “Saved by the Bell,” is letting some more lies, err I mean details, slip from his yet-to-be released tell-all book about things that he thinks actually happened but wasn’t around to witness. Diamond claims he could smell a certain kind of smoke coming out of the cracks to his castmates’ dressing room doors. Diamond also says his co-stars frequently hooked up off-camera as well as on it.

Per Us:

“If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario [Lopez]‘s room,” he tells the new Us Weekly. “Then, if Jessie [Elizabeth Berkley] kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul’s room.”

I highly doubt this is true, but if it were then good for them! I’d follow Zack or Slater to their dressing rooms anyday! What girl in the right mind wouldn’t? His next set of claims take aim at costar Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who played Bayside High hunk Zack Morris, began using steroids before production started on the “Saved by the Bell: The College Years” spinoff.

“He suddenly exploded with manliness, loading 25 pounds of muscle on his once-scrawny frame in, oh, about a month,” says Diamond.

Zack using steroids? I think that claim would be better believed if it were Slater being accused. And scrawny? Come on Dustin, really? Gosselaar, who says the book is nothing but lies and wanted Diamond banned from the Saved By the Bell reunion in August, dismissed his new claims.

“We weren’t in rehab and Mr. Belding wasn’t my crack dealer,” says Gosselaar.

He further alleges that Lark Voorhies, who played Lisa Turtle, all of a sudden “didn’t want to be near men.” Diamond took that to mean she was in an abusive relationship. Remember, he has no idea if this is true though. The name dropping doesn’t stop there! He also felt the need to add that Fred Savage is “a douche nozzle,” Neil Patrick Harris “was an a–hole,” Tori Spelling had “negative [size] boobs,” and Denise Richards was “just another notch on Mario’s bedpost.” Diamond also has come out with other so-called juicy tidbits, including how he says Thiessen, who played Kelly Kapowski, used guys to further her career, how Thiessen struggled with her weight, and how Mario Lopez was a serial womanizer who “hit on every costar.”

So all of this drug use and hooking up Screech alleges, none of it he actually saw with his own actual eyes. What a shocker. Based on these snippets, Diamonds claims are neither scandalous nor interesting. Yawn. I’ll wait the year until the book becomes available at the dollar store to pick up and read for a good laugh.

Jackson Rathbone Injured On “Eclipse” Set

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Oh no! There’s been an accident on the set of the “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” set…. But settle down Twi-hards…. Its only minor and it wasn’t Robert Pattinson…. Its okay to breathe now and cancel your candlelight vigils! Jackson Rathbone, who plays Jasper Hale in the movies, has sustained a mild injury while filming the third instalment in the “Twilight” franchise during a fight-scene rehearsal on Tuesday. No word just yet on how he injured himself, but according to a statement from a rep for the film, he’s doing a-okay!

Per MTV:

“He’s fine and is back at work on the set of ‘Eclipse’ today,” says the rep.

As a precaution, he was driven to the hospital and checked out by a doctor. Rathbone has previously admitted to having a crush on new co-star Bryce Dallas Howard, so maybe if he’s lucky she’ll takes pity on him. If not, I’m sure there’s plenty of girls out there that wouldn’t mind doing so. I know I wouldn’t!

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Renee Zellweger to Wear Fat Suit for Third Bridget Jones Film

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After gaining and loosing more than 30 pounds for the first two Bridget Jones films, Renee Zellweger is throwing in the towel on her weight.

News that Renee will once again revive the quirky character made my heart fill with joy. News that she will be wearing a “fat suit” to portray the pleasantly plump Bridget made me doubt the films integrity. While I shouldn’t condone putting your body through huge changes for a role, one wonders if the third installment will be done in a half assed manner.

“Renee will be wearing a fat suit in the third film as it took her a while to lose the weight last time,” a source tells Britain’s Reveal magazine. “She’s also thinking about the effect quickly putting on and then losing 30 pounds has on her body.”

I guess it should be interesting to see what wardrobe and makeup can do. The plot is rumored to center around Jones’ attempt to have a baby after while in her 40s. At least Colin Firth and Hugh Grant will be there to take my mind of the fat suit issue with their slap and tickle fights.

If I were Renee I would relish the opportunity to eat more than ice chips, cigarettes and humming bird water. I would run the streets with a chicken gordita supreme in one hand and a Snickers bar in the other proclaiming I was happier than Santa Clause at Disney Land getting laid.

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Samantha Burke Gives Birth to Jude Law’s Love Child

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The stork is having a rough week. First, Sarah Michelle Gellar gives birth, then Ellen Pompeo, and now Samantha Burke has delivered Jude Law’s love child.

Burke gave birth to a healthy baby girl, Sophia, Tuesday evening after taking time off from photographing herself in a bikini while pregnant. (Click here to see that mess.)

Via People:

“Samantha Burke is overwhelmed with joy at the arrival of her beautiful and healthy baby girl, Sophia,” Burke’s rep, Eileen Koch, tells PEOPLE. “The baby and mom are doing wonderful.”

Law, 36, already has three children with his former wife Sadie Frost. You know, the one he cheated on with the kids nanny? Oh wait, no. He cheated on her with Sienna Miller, then cheated on Sienna Miller with the nanny. Sorry for the confusion.

Burke, 24, lists her profession as model/aspiring actress. Hollywood Dame lists her profession as Fame Hooker.

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