Michael Angarano Trying to Break Up Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

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Before the Robsten fans out there start sending me Twi-hard hate mail (oh, and we do read it kittens, and we do love it!), we need to remember that there is no confirmation that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are even dating, or even making out, or even bumping uglies. It’s all speculation.

But it is fun to assume isn’t it?

As we reported a while back (click here to see Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Kissing Photos), KStew and Sparklepants were seen recently at a Kings of Leon concert getting rather close while seeming to not only ignore their co-stars who were seated with them, but also the fact that 10,000 others were in the auditorium that night as well.

Reports that Stewart dumped her long-time boyfriend, Michael Angarano in order to hook-up with Pattinson have been circulating for months…they started right around the time of the MTV Movie Awards when Stewart arrived solo, left with Pattinson, and then was spotted telling him goodbye the following morning while looking a little shameful (my mother calls this the rode hard and put away wet look).

But the reports have switched. Now it’s being reported that Angarano is patiently waiting for his lady love to bring her affection back to reality from the land of the Sparkle. Note to Angarano: you don’t stand a chance.

Via Celebitchy Per National Enquirer:

“Michael’s convinced Kristen’s going to tire of Rob, he’s still crazy about her, so he’s positioning himself to be there when the Rob romance crumbles. But Michael’s patient,” said the insider. “They hardly ever argued, and they both had similar tastes in music, books and travel.”

Despite their breakup, the two “have remained great friends,” disclosed the insider. “They talk regularly.”

Am I still the ONLY person who doesn’t get the appeal of this chick? She has a gait like a man, always looks bored, and comes off as completely annoyed by the existence of everything and everyone.

Michael needs to move on to what he can: Avril Levine or one of the understudies for the Pussycat Dolls.

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Mario Lopez Gun Show

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I love a good Gun Show especially on a Friday. Of course, hot, shirtless male celebrities are good any day of the week. Mario Lopez is the latest to go shirtless and show off his taught rippley-ness. He ran a triathlon in Miami and I am sure you don’t really care why.
Keep your eyes peeled for a Gun Show Contest coming soon!

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Khloe Kardashian is Going to be a Mommy!

Relax, another Kardashian spawn is not in the works. The youngest of the Kardashian trio is reportedly engaged according to “insiders,” and therefore going to be a stepmother.

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Khloe Kardashian is planning to marry Lamar Odom. They have been dating since this summer and have gotten along so well they are talking about rings.

“Members of the Kardashian family are neither confirming nor denying the wedding plans or a date. A rep for both stars have declined to comment.”

The planned marriage would be the first for Khloé, 25, and Lamar, 29, who had three children with his former longtime girlfriend, Liza Morales. They have a 10-year-old daughter, Destiny, and a 7-year-old son, Lamar Jr. (On June 29, 2006, Odom’s 7-month-old infant son, Jayden, reportedly died from SIDS while sleeping in his crib in New York.)”

He’s a brave, brave man.

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‘New Moon’ Tickets Selling Out Already

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Some of you may think the Twilight nuttery is a bunch vampire hooey, but I am starting to wish my name were Stephenie Meyer.

Pre-sales have already sold out several showings for “New Moon” according Hollywood Reporter. If you haven’t gotten your tickets for the “Twilight sequel,” you better get them now. At least 50 locations are sold out 9 weeks before the movie hits theaters.

Advance tickets sales for Summit Entertainment’s sequel vampire romance “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” are going so well that online tickers are starting to report sellouts of the earliest showtimes at many locations.

Prior to the film’s Nov. 20 release, MovieTickets is reporting more than a dozen “New Moon” performances as complete sellouts.

Yours truly will be buying up a bunch and selling them in exchange for piggy banks outside a theater. What? A girl has to get booze money…er…lunch money…somehow.

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Lindsay Lohan Not In Psych Ward, Causes Scene Over Seating Arrangements

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Lindsay Lohan would like the world to know that a story about her being admitted to a psych ward yesterday is in fact not true. Did anyone else hear this story cause I’m fairly certain it doesn’t even exist at all. The actress, if you wanna call her that, took to her personal Twitter page yesterday to so-call ‘set the record straight.’

Lindsay Lohans Twitter:

“Hahahaha my publicist just called me & said she heard I was in a psych ward!!!! Hahaha WHAT IS WRONG with people???? I’m working lol”

“BUT that’s one I’ve NEVER heard about myself before! New ones r always interesting huh? There’s SO much more going on in the world! Wake up”

Looks like somebody is fishing for a little publicity! Lindsay, are you the one who made this up so you could tweet just to remind everyone that you are still relevant and are indeed working on something? Meanwhile, Lohan attended the G-Star runway show Tuesday night at Hammerstein Ballroom, only to make a complete jerk of herself and throw a fit like someone revoked her VIP card at the liquor store. In true spoiled brat fashion, she refused to pose for photographs and had to be dragged through the press line like a puppy on a leash. Apparently, she also had a little problem with the seating arrangement at the show.

Per NY Post:

“Lindsay decided she wasn’t happy with the seating arrangements. She began taking the seating cards for celebrities like Juliette Lewis and Christian Siriano and moving them or throwing them on the floor,” said our source.

Note to Lindsay: ticking off Juliette Lewis may not be a wise move for you to make! Event producers finally approached her after they saw her toss aside Taylor Momsen’s place card. Her response to them was oh-so-ever-classy.

Per NY Post:

“Don’t [bleep]ing touch me,” and “rolled her eyes and continued moving the place cards,” said our spy.

How ‘diva’ of you. Come on Lindsay – your hissy fits and and rehab/psych ward stories are starting to bore me. Time to try something else. Maybe a little more relevant, perhaps?

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Susan Boyle Singing Wild Horses, Shakira on America’s Got Talent – Video

Susan Boyle is like a basket of singing kittens that we can’t get enough of. She was put on a huge pedestal and then suffered a mini melt down. Now she is back and performing on “America’s Got Talent.”

Boyle sang her rendition of “Wild Horses” on the show before Kevin Skinner was announced as the winner. Shakira also rolled around the stage singing “She Wolf” and writhed around on a speaker.

That’s always hot. I mean if speaker humping is your thang’.

The Dame’s Link Worthy

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Everybody Hates Kanye West, Including Barack – Celebitchy

Martha Stewart Calls Out Jessica Simpson – Backseat Cuddler

Kate Gosselin Makes Jon Get Rid Of The Dogs – Allie Is Wired

Shakira Performs “She Wolf” Video – Bumpshack

Hostage With Zachary Quinto Outtakes – Ten Gossip

More Sex and the City Set Photos – Celebrity Smack

Mickey Rourke Nails a Model – Wooden Spears

James Tupper Baby Talk – Knocked Up Celebs

Shia LaBeouf: Easy Motorcycle Rider – Gossip Teen

Jennifer Aniston Sings for Ellen – Earsucker

Laugh-In” Actor Henry Gibson Dies At 73 – Stupid Celebrities

Who’s a bigger dick: Kanye or Joe Wilson? – College Candy

Why You Should Be Watching ‘Glee’

I am totally in love with “Glee”. All of you who follow my weekly ‘Lost’ recaps are aware that I do not profess my love to just any show. Even shows that I know are good, I always compare to the brilliance of ‘Lost’ and they fail…until now.

I do enjoy a good comedy. Tina Fey and the high-larious people at ’30 Rock’ knock my boots every week. But ‘Glee’ isn’t like that either. It’s totally different from anything and that is why I love it.

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So what usually happens to shows like ‘Glee’? Well, five people like me write about how wonderful it is, we tell everyone we know, those people say they are going to watch it and never do…and then it gets cancelled. This is what happened with ‘Arrested Development’. I can’t take that again. It will kill me.

Therefore, I am taking it upon myself to pimp the hell out of ‘Glee.’ ‘Glee’ is my new boo (sorry Kathy Griffin). You must watch it, and I will give you three reasons why:

1. Jane Lynch: I fell in love with this bitch when she starred in “Best in Show.” I am a HUGE fan of all things Christopher Guest (c’mon people, ‘Spinal Tap’ is amazeballs) and was pleasantly surprised to find that Jane’s character in that movie held her own against comedic heavyweights like Guest, Michael McKeon, and Catherine O’Hara. Then, she started popping up in all the right places in all the right roles, like ‘The 40 Year-Old Virgin’. She’s amazing. And without missing a beat her ‘Sue Sylvester’, the cheerleading coach who is more Adolf Hitler than pom-pon prom queen, has me in stitches every time she is on the screen. Whether she is revoking the tanning privileges of her Cheerios, or trying to get Mr. Schuester to take iron supplements to help him with his menstruation, she steals every scene she is in and rightfully so.

2. Hot Guys: Phew! Really, hot guys on a show has been on hiatus too long. Seriously. All I have to look forward to are a few moment when Matthew Fox’s character doesn’t shave on ‘Lost’ and Josh Holloway’s parades around topless. Yea, yea. John Krazinski is cute. But he’s not this cute. Matthew Morrison and Cory Monteith together, on the screen, hotness spilling over, making it quiver, making me often pause the TV and rewind to see them smile or lick their lips again. And again. And again…sorry is it hot in here. And please don’t worry ladies. I know, Monteith plays a high schooler. But I checked. He’s 27. Yum.

3. Music: I am the first person to completely deny my hidden obsession for musicals. I honestly have never seen ‘The Sound of Music’ or ‘Mary Poppins’, but if the vodka is flowing at the right speed, I will karaoke your ass under the table with some ‘Grease’ tunes. Yes, I sang along to the music that was belted out when I saw ‘The Producers’ on Broadway-much to my husband’s chagrin. And you know what-SO DID YOU. You love musicals. You know you can’t wait to see ‘Nine’ and you know you’ve seen ‘Moulin Rouge’ more times than you will ever admit. And that is why you will love this show. Last week, I spent days singing ‘Golddigger’ thanks to Matthew Morrison. This week, I am all over Color Me Badd thanks to the Acafellas. You will be too. Trust me.

‘Glee’ airs Wednesday nights at 9:00 EST on Fox.

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley Split – UPDATE

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The short bus version of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz has officially split according to US Weekly. Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have been rumored to be on the verge of divorce for over a year. There are several stories of their impending divorce. One is that Avril is one of those drunken hoes at a bar who keeps doing the karaoke version of “I’m Like a Bird” and vomits on your shoes and thus Deryck is tired of babysitting and kicking her to the curb. The current story is that Avril has kicked him out of their Bel Air abode and Deryck is “crushed.”

“She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on,” a source tells the new Us Weekly, adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,00-square-foot estate in L.A.’s Bel Air. “Divorce papers will be filed any day now.”

I know, I know…thousands of tweens clutching their little pink skull and cross bones top and wearing ripped tights are about to cry angst filled tears. However, don’t feel too bad. This will free her up to continue her onslaught of auritorical rape that she calls music.

UPDATE- Avril Lavigne confirmed she and her husband, Deryck Whibley are separating. She made the annoucement via her blog.

“Deryck and I have been together for six and a half years,” she wrote. “We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship. I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know, and I love him with all my heart. Deryck and I are separating and moving forward on a positive note.”

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Mary Travers, Singer of ‘Puff the Magic Dragon,’ Dead at 72

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Mary Travers, the singer that spent her youth putting the Mary in the group, ‘Peter, Paul, and Mary,’ has died. She was 72.

Travers devloped complications after chemotherarpy treatments she was undergoing after a bone marrow transplant she had several years ago. She had suffered from leukemia.

Travers was a New York folk singer who served as the poster-child for all folk-revival groups in the 1960′s. She and bandmates Peter Yarrow and Paul Stookey, released their first album in 1962.

Via The New York Times:

“She was obviously the sex appeal of that group, and that group was the sex appeal of the movement,” said Elijah Wald, a folk-blues musician and a historian of popular music.

The group had several hits including “If I Had a Hammer,” “Puff the Magic Dragon,” and their own version of the Bob Dylan classic, “Blowin’ in the Wind.”

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