Lindsay Lohan’s Paris Fashion Week Debut Labeled an Embarrassment – Photos

Lindsay Lohan made her whore-in-training-wear debut at Paris Fashion Week looking like the ghost of Tammy Faye Baker exploded on her face. She was given the role of “artistic director” at Emanuel Ungaro. After seeing her work walk the runway, I am wondering what is so artistic about discount 1980’s stripper outfits from the Fuzzy Peach Boutique. Most of the outfits appeared to be half finished. Lohan’s answer to complete the looks was PASTIES! Lots and lots of sparkly pasties!

Fashion critics from WWD are also not impressed. The show was labeled an “embarrassment” and this could be the kiss of death from Ungaro. Paris Fashion Week is like the Oscars of fashion. If you fail to at least get a ho-hum, you might as well pack your bags and prepare to be damned to Wal-Mart.

“As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case during chez Ungaro’s post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and ‘creative directed’ by another.

Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies? For Lohan, she’ll weather the criticism, hardly her first or her juiciest, and move on when her contract allows. But Archs has her work cut out for her. Backstage after the show, she said the collection ‘had to be designed very quickly.’ Perhaps that was the problem. This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, non-skilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about.”

They had to have seen this coming? Lindsay would have done a better job of guarding the blow and jewelry. Of course she was going to crank out a line of costumes worthy of the musical version of “Hooking: A 1983 Love Story.”

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