Battle of the Crybabies: Frances Bean Cobain vs Ali Lohan
When you are young, rich, and semi-famous, I suppose you get bored. So bored that you Twitter your business Miley Cyrus style to millions of people.
And when you’re Frances Bean Cobain, well, you use your Twitter to post an open letter to your new arch nemisis, Ali Lohan.
Ali Lohan, you may know, if the fifteen year old sister of the 23 year-old Lindsay Lohan. Both Lohans look like they are in their fourties. Easily. And that’s me being nice, Kittens.
Bean on the other hand…well, she’s sixteen and looks like she’s 35. Therefore, I guess she is one up on Ali in the “who is closer to looking like a coke-whore” contest. And let’s not forget that Frances is half Courtney Love biologically. Really, she never stood a chance.
But, back to the story at hand. Cobain took to her Twitter in order to rip Ali Lohan and new one.
Via Twerbose:
“This is my open letter to Ali Lohan. Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your a** off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled a** noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.”
I don’t know what I like better, Cobain comparing Lohan to the like of Spencer Pratt and Jon Gosselin, or when she states that she would rather “die a painful death” than be lumped into the same category with her.
Honestly, does this girl not understand the significance of spell check?
School girl antics are awesome. I have a feeling Fox will be looking these two up for the next installment of Celebrity Boxing.
Quotables Via D’Listed:
“I know I’m already on the Grammar & Spelling Nazis’ most wanted list, but Frances Bean just jumped two places ahead of me. I’ll see you in grammar prison, Frances! We can be bunk mates.
And if you’re currently suffering from IRONY poisoning after reading this letter, just drink some milk and stay away from anything Courtney Love-related for a few hours.”
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Eric November 18th, 2009 at 3:05 am
Frances deserves respect. Her words make sense.