Brad Pitt’s Secret Hotel Meeting with Jennifer Aniston

Should this be true, I bet Jennifer Aniston exploded with the happiness of a thousand rainbows and baskets of kittens.

So here we go with Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nuttery…again. Brad supposedly met Aniston in a hotel for a secret rendezvous in New York. Here comes the part where Jen is left sitting alone looking like a fat kid holding an empty donut box. Pitt didn’t make her eyes roll back into her head and point her heels to Jesus. Nope. He talked to her for nearly an hour, whining about Jolie.

Per Grazia via Daily Mail:

“She arrived at his hotel (Essex House) a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn’t exactly fair considering their history. But, the source added: “She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina.”

Someone get the Febreeze because this story sounds caca dipped and rolled in Jen’s fantasy diary.

“At first she was reported to be reluctant to meet with her former husband. But the magazine alleges Brad got his mother Jane – who is famously still close to Jen – to persuade her to meet with him and give some advice. She was brutally honest with Brad, telling him he was being selfish and had to figure things out on his own. He mentioned that Angelina is keen to work out their problems, but as far as Brad’s concerned it’s all but over.”

Now I know this is some mythical shiz. You know Jen is sitting at home trying to buy Pitt’s sperm off eBay. She wouldn’t have to be coerced into meeting with him. I am guessing this came from Aniston as she disguised her voice with scarf over the phone.

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