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Lindsay Lohan’s Real Mother Revealed – Photos

Holy Moses of Gwyneth’s Uterus as Crista would say. This settles it. Donatella Versace and Lindsay Lohan are starting their own race. Lohan is the result of Donatella’s horrid test tube baby experiment gone wrong and a mad scientist is being worshiped by dealers for creating the Wal-Mart of coke fiends.

LiLo hit up the Whitney Museum’s Gala in NYC last night and made kissy faces with Donatella Versace. She put on her Sunday Best Collagen Lips and headed out to do her ho stroll with the rest of the gala crew.

Mischa Barton was there and managed to look hot. You know you need to sit down when Mischa is looking hotter than your sorry rump.

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Posted in: Celebrity Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, WTF?!?

Tags: Donatella Versace, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s Real Mother Revealed – Photos, Mischa Barton, Whitney Museum's Gala in NYC

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