Here is your daily NOT Dead Report…
Madonna and LL Cool J are both alive and well. While the stream of celebrities meeting their end continues to trickle, the latest being Soupy Sales, Madge and LL are not a part of the fallen stars. As usual searches that lead you to “info on their deaths” just give you the gift of spyware and viruses.
In fact, Madonna is getting her do-gooding on and setting up her Raising Malawi Academy For Girls school. It’s kinda like the slutty version of Oprah’s school in South Africa where the children will learn about pleather thigh high boots and how to piss off Elton John and the Pope.
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