Lindsay Lohan Death Sentence

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Michael Lohan is a part of Bush’s Axis of Evil and a disgusting human being from henceforth to be known as Professor Whore Mouth. Where is NeNe to come rip out his hair plugs and inform him of his toxic parenting? (Click here for that video of NeNe’s verbal slappery.)

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Professor Whore Mouth is on his ‘Tour de Lindsay’s Coked Out Coattails’ and name dropped Heath Ledger and has thusly completely made himself look like a moron. He is trying to stage an intervention for Lindsay Lohan, but instead of quietly sitting down with family and friends he is trying to do it through media outlets because nothing says ‘I care’ like famewhoring and a death sentence that will happen “within a year.”

Per Grazia Magazine via NY Daily:

‘She needs long-term rehab. I fear the worst. Look at Elvis, Anna Nicole Smith, Heath Ledger - who was a close friend of hers. It could be a year, a month, a week - who knows? She has a plethora of medicine you can’t mix and can’t drink with.’

He should really take his act on the road. People would pay good money to see someone with his own head shoved up his rump.

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