Avril Lavigne Goes Public with Justin Murdock – Photo

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Seconds after officially filing for divorce from Deryk Whibley, Avril Lavigne rode her new boyfriend all around pineapple town in Hawaii. (Shout out to my hoes in Hawaii!)

The Dole Food Company billionaire, Justin Murdock, has been spotted in her company making kissy faces and holding her hand. They bar hopped around London together with some of Avril’s “friends” and followed the trip with a Hawaiian getaway where they have been pent up in a palace making emo filled sexy times.

“Avril and Justin have been to Hawaii together but mostly they’ve been holed up at his place. Avril’s had a thing for Justin for a while.”

Tweens rejoice as a new heir to the Hot Topic D-list throne has been found.

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Balloon Boy Hoax Interrupts the Dame’s Workout, Snark Ensues

I wasn’t going to address the “Balloon Boy” nuttery as children annoy me and as you may already know, I am not above making my neighborhood children cry for funsies. However, I felt I should air it out before Octomom starts sending her children up in balloons for fun and continues to abuse tax payers $.

Some offspring of storm chasing, wife swapping parents had America busting out binoculars and lighting candles in a vigil for some brat floating around in a gigantic helium balloon. While working out (and by working out I mean hitting the juice bar while watching a man built like a baby elephant who I lovingly call Thor do dips with 90 lbs of weight strapped to his waist) yours truly heard about said balloon boy and was forced to come home to report about it. By the time I got home the brat was found hiding in his attic and the balloon landed.

To add to the gigantic “Worse than Jon Gosselin” moment, the kid went and admitted on Larry King and when asked if he heard his mom and dad screaming for him and why he didn’t come out the tot replied:

“Well, you guys said we did this for a show.”

The mom of balloon boy then talked about how they looked for him in “small drawers” and at friends’ houses. WTF? I should mention here that these Kardashian wannabes have been on “Wife Swap” TWICE and made a video called “Not Pussified” so this is their first attempt at famwhorin’. Enter Kanye West: “Yo Balloon Boy, I’ma let you finish…But Anne Frank had the best attic hideout of all time!”

Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs

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Here is what is popping over at PopEater:

Taylor Swift to Bring Kanye-Gate to ‘SNL’

‘Dance’ Judge Mary Murphy Recalls 9 Years of Abuse

Britney’s ’3′ Shoots to No. 1

Beyonce Teams Up With Lady GaGa

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Since Lady Gaga won’t be touring with egomaniac Kanye West this year, the girl needs to find something to keep her busy. That something is appearance in Beyonce’s video for her new single “Video Phone.” Although the exact details of the video are being kept top secret, an insider on the set did warn fans to expect something “wild” from the pair, and even let it slip what the two stars wore for their performances.

Per Screen:

“Everything on the set was being kept very hush-hush, and security was extremely tight,” a source said.”In the video, Beyonce wears a feathered dress. And of course Lady Gaga wears something wild. The fashion is sick and insane,” the source added.

The two singers were spotted shooting the video in New York together last week. While there is no official premiere date for the video, the single has already been released to radio. Beyonce and Lady GaGa… I expect the video to be nothing short of fierce!

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Joe Jonas Dating Demi Lovato

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Joe Jonas apparently didn’t mean it when he vowed never to date singers and actresses again! Reportedly, the Jonas brother has gone back on his word and is now dating a singer AND actress all in one, his “Camp Rock” co-star Demi Lovato.

Per StarPulse:

A source says, “They’re more than just friends.”

The rumored new couple reportedly went on a double-date with brother Kevin and his fiance Danielle Deleasa earlier this month to a Toronto, Canada restaurant. The Disney stars are said to have grown closer after appearing in the musical last year and will be spending quite a bit more time together when “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam” starts filming. .

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Bea Arthur’s Final Interview-Video

Last night, while watching my second favorite episode of “The Golden Girls,” I was overcome by grief.

As I watched my beloved and fierce Bea Arthur belt out, ‘What’ll I Do?’ in am impromptu session at the ‘Rusty Anchor,’ I realized that I will never get to see Bea Arthur perform live. And this kittens, is my one regret in life.

You may remember Bea from ‘The Golden Girls,’ but I also remember her outspoken nature on both ‘All in the Family’ and later ‘Maude’ (which I own on DVD–thanks Mom and Dad!). She was a true pioneer in her craft and would cut a bitch if she needed to. She was my hero.

And now we are graced with what is believed to be Bea Arthur’s final interview compliments of her personal assistant who was with Ms. Arthur for over six years. This was her last interview done with the Merv Griffin produced series, “Lunching with a Legend.” Her interview is one a several others including her co-star, Betty White, Phillis Diller, Carol Channing and Bea. The site for the series is still under construction as is the last interview with the woman who brought Dorothy Zbornak to life. It is due to be aired upon completion of the series.

It goes without saying that there will never be another Bea.

“Now this goes to the grave with you – I hate cheesecake!” -Bea Arthur

Also, I need to take this moment to thank one of our FAVORITE readers, Stephen, for sending us the link to this video. You definitely have a place in our “Bea Arthur was the Queen B” club.

Reader’s Beware: Leona Lewis Assulted at a Bookstore!

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British crooner and ‘X-Factor’ winner, Leona Lewis was attacked earlier this week by a crazed fan at a book signing in London.

Lewis was signing copies of her new autobiography, “Dreams”, for a slew of fans when a man approached her to have his copy signed.

After signing the book, Lewis looked up at the man who proceeded to punch her in the side of her head with a closed fist.

Via the BBC:

“One fan at the scene told the BBC: ‘My brother saw the whole incident. He [the attacker] walked up there with the book, she signed it and, as she looked up, he just punched her. He [my brother] actually heard the impact.’”

“Another eyewitness added: ‘She was running out with her hand over her eye and I just saw a man on the floor. Suddenly the security all jumped on him and they were trying to pull him out and he was just laughing, he thought it was funny.’”

Reports this morning are stating that Lewis is still in the hospital for observation.

The ‘fan’, was quickly tackeled by the store’s security and handed over to police.

Am I the only person who wonders why this kind of stuff doesn’t happen to Paris Hilton at her public appearances? No just desserts for this Dame.

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Britney Spears ‘3’ Music Video – Photos

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Britney Spears’ latest single has climbed the Billboard charts and Brit Brit is one happy girl. The song ’3′ has hit the number one spot shows us all she has still got that it factor. (Click here for the lyrics to Britney Spears 3)

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Spears has been busy filming her new video for 3 and released some photos to wet your taste buds.

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Half Nude Men in ESPN Magazine – Photos

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Do you really care why these fine male specimens are half naked and sitting around a locker room gabbing about Top Chef? I didn’t think so, but in case you want to read this “for the articles” here is some rambling for you.

ESPN has resorted to nudity to sell magazines. The cover of their Body Issues (mag issues not ‘does this helmet cover my dong and simultaneously make me look fat? body issues) feature athletes of various sports naked or near naked (never nudes). I have no clue as to who half of these people are. Unless it is Brian Urlacher (Call me baby. It’s ok you were Paris’ plaything. We will double bag it and get some Tilex.), celebrity athletes all look the same.

So enjoy the soft core ESPN porn.

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Twilight Saga: New Moon Soundtrack and New Movie Stills – Photos

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All good things come to those who wait? Naaaahhhhh. The “New Moon” soundtrack was set to be released next Tuesday, but now it’s become one of the rare albums to have its release date pushed up. Summit Entertainment issued a release saying “due to overwhelming and unprecedented demand,” the soundtrack will come out this Friday!

Adding to the great news, Myspace announced earlier this week that starting yesterday the site will premiere songs from the album on its official New Moon profile, allowing fans to listen to all 15 tracks in their entirety legally. Led by Death Cab for Cutie’s with the official song for the movie titled “Meet Me on the Equinox“, the soundtrack album is made up solely of “original and exclusive” songs. Muse, who contributed to the first movies soundtrack, is making a return with another track titled “I Belong to You (New Moon)“. The line-up also include Thom Yorke, The Killers, and OK Go. Regardless of your level of affection for vampires who sparkle, the album has been getting pretty decent reviews and may be worth paying attention to even if you’re not swept into the whole “Twilight” hysteria. “New Moon” will open on November 20th, giving us fan enough time to reread the book with the soundtrack blaring in the background. Twi-hards, you now have 35 days from today to get this done!

In other related news, the official soundtrack for the first movie in the franchise, “Twilight.” is nominated in the category for favorite soundtrack at this years AMA’s, alongside the soundtracks for “Hannah Montana: The Movie” and “Hannah Montana 3.” If you’ve been living under a rock for the past year, some of the Twilight soundtrack artist include Paramore

with the movies official song “Decode“, Robert Pattinson, and Muse - just to name a few. The awards show will take place on ABC on November 22nd, just two days after The “Twilight Saga: New Moon” movie is released, and voting is still ongoing.

This is one franchise that has no signs of slowing down. “Overwhelming and unprecedented demand” is every movie exec’s dream. So be prepared for a few more years of Robert Pattinson and sparkling vampires. You have been warned.

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