Madonna Rejected by Eminem – Rolling Stone Cover Photos

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Eminem has wisely refused to work with Madonna on any musical collaboration. In an interview for Rolling Stone, Madge admitted that she had attempted to work with Eminem, but he didn’t return the desire.

Per Rolling Stone:

“I wanted to work with Eminem. I don’t think he wanted to work with me. Maybe he’s shy.”

Madonna also revealed that she loves her some Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake. Surprise. The rest of the interview is like an admission of Lohan’s love of lesbians and blow.

“On Lady GaGa: “I see myself in Lady Gaga. When I saw her, she didnt have a lot of money for her production. she’s got holes in her fishnets, and there’s mistakes everywhere. It was kind of a mess, but I can see that she has that IT Factor. It’s nice to see that at a raw stage”

On her biggest hits: “I’ve never been a good judge of what things are going to be huge or not. The songs that I think are the most retarded songs I’ve written, like “Cherish” and “Sorry”, a pretty big hit off my last album, end up being the biggest hits. “Into the Groove” is another song I feel retarded singing, but everybody seems to like it.”

On Justin Timberlake : “Justin is a brilliant songwriter. I mean, “What Goes Around…..Comes Around?” Brilliant. I thought it would be a challenge to work with him. He’s sort of a Cary Grant . I love him. I love working with him.”

Zzzzzz…I told ya.

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Rihanna Announces New Album Via Twitter

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The Twit Nation has a new leader. After Miley Cyrus quit Twitter because she realized how asinine it is (or was distracted by something shiny), Princess RiRi has taken her place.

Rihanna’s first Twitter message announces that “The Wait is Ova. Nov 23 09” She’s trying to be cryptic and mysterious. Really it’s just PR for her fourth solo album.

RiRi also showed up trying to out-rock Prince in a battle of the reverse Flock of Seagulls style at fashion week. Prince is all, “Beast I own it. Just look at my glittery pimp cane and my Nana’s Sunday afternoon tea suit. What you got? Some Chanel muff? Pfft. This ruffled hotness came from Sears. Bow down.”

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Lindsay Lohan Steals Again, Coked-Out Twitter Updates Follow

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Is it just me, or is Lindsay Lohan, who is looking more like she’s 53 and lived a hard life, instead of 23 living a privileged life, a complete and total mess?

She’s been flailing around Paris for the last month with Ungaro (the fashion house she is supposedly is working for—read about that major flop by clicking here), getting photographed with her 15 year old sister Ali, and looking pretty much like the actress listed in the final credits as: Crack Whore #2.

So how can she do this? She has to be completely broke, right? She hasn’t had a successful acting job since ‘Mean Girls’ which is already airing on network TV, her job with Ungaro is a fraud, and her mom is too busy pimping her other kids to care. So how is she doing it? Well, she’s resorting to theft once again, of course!!!

Via Celebitchy:

“The story is so ridiculously stupid/brilliant, it’s rather epic. Here’s what happened: Lindsay stopped by the showroom of Arielle de Pinto and “borrowed” some jewelry for a “magazine shoot”. To their credit, the people working in the showroom made sure to take an imprint of Lindsay’s credit card. Bippitey-bopity, Lindsay never returned the jewelry and she cancelled the credit card. Heist complete!”

As if this wasn’t enough, Lohan has taken to her Twitter account once again to scream at her on-again/off-again girl love, Samantha Ronson.

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Via Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter:

@samantharonson doesn’t respond 2me b/c her family will cut her off if she contacts me…They control the one I love&im incapable of making

Any sort of difference. I’m in love with her, as she is in love with me….but her loved ones-hate her brilliance&resent her happiness

@dizzyblaseberg I need to talk to you. My friend of all friends. I’m “highly” confused

She then goes on to ask Britney Spears when she can see her kids. I am not lying. I couldn’t make that mess up.

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Top 10 Celebs Who Abuse Their Power

Celebs get rich and then expect everything to be handed to them. From meals to jewelry, most celebs expect special treatment of some kind. Here are the Top 10 Celebs Who Abuse Their Power. (In no paticuar order.)

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Kanye West – It’s no surprise that Kanye West is the biggest egomaniac out there and subsequently thinks he do whatever he pleases. When he is not throwing a fit over failing to win an award or stealing a country sweet heart’s moment in the spotlight, he is demanding free chicken. (Click here to read about his poultry temper tantrum.)

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Jessica Alba – It’s not a best kept secret that Jessica Alba has an ego and a sense of entitlement. The real secret is why she feels she is an A-lister. While she refuses to speak to others she deems beneath her, here just one of many stories that leave her assistant apologizing for her.

Apparently Alba went shoe shopping with an assistant, rude and demanding per usual. Also refused to be spoken to or suffer the indignity of actually replying to anyone. The assistant communicated for her EXCEPT when it came to actually trying on merchandise. Because the Alba Bitch does not pass up an opportunity to make someone feel small. So she picks out what she wants to take a closer look at, she sits down regally, and she says to the clerk: ‘Now you can take my boots off.’

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Mariah Carey – When she isn’t pushing others out of the view of the camera she is being catered to by an army of assistants. (Each has their own job.)

“One assistant was in charge of dishing out breast tape, another wore a belt with brushes and hair spray and another one had portable heated rollers. The bathroom was shut down for 10 minutes for Mariah to be primped and preened. She also had several massive bodyguards surrounding her all night.

As she made her way around the party her entourage marched in front, holding back other guests who included John Mayer and Jon Bon Jovi and shouted, ‘Get out of the way! Mariah’s coming!’”

Her list of demands before staying anywhere include: her hotel suite be fitted with gold faucets, a new toilet seat must be installed before her arrival, her own bed linens are delivered in advance, only her own videos may be played on the two DVD players she demands for her room and the final requirement…both Carey and her dog bathe only in French mineral water. Her dressing room must contain one box of bendy straws, two air purifiers, an attendant to take her used chewing gum and Cristal champagne.

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Despite Reports, ‘Scrubs’ Actor Zach Braff NOT Dead

Despite the dinnertime shrieks of “OMG Zach Braff killed himself! I read it on Twitter!” that you might have heard, the actor is very much alive and well! Reports that the “Scrubs” actor had died of an apparent suicide have been spreading like wild fires yesterday, with the news even being reported on a fake CNN site and becoming a top trending topic on Twitter. The headline of the article said “Beloved Scrubs Actor Found Dead In His Home” and claimed he was found with an empty pill bottle by his side. The news of Braff’s so-called death was first reported on the hoax CNN page, which actually looked quite genuine, while another article appeared claiming that Braff had died while shooting a film in New Zealand. Thankfully, these turned out to be not true. However, if you did a little browsing on the fake CNN page it clearly gave away the hoax – all of the “top stories” on the right hand side were from 2007. Braff posted a video on Monday to his personal Facebook page, disputing the claim and calling out the person behind it.

Per PopEater:

“There was a big Internet rumor today that I was dead … that I OD’d on some pills. It’s not the case, I’m here at ‘Scrubs’ shooting the new ‘Scrubs’ title sequence, which is a little bit like dying, so I guess that was semi-accurate. A couple of inaccuracies you should have noticed when you saw the thing, if you believed it — the dude said I was found in my 32,000 square foot estate in Beverly Hills – but I’m not Oprah! That’s a big house! I just want to say to the douchebag who started this: You win my first ever douche of the day award for making my mom upset!”

Chris Laganella of New Jersey seems to be the lucky winner of that award. He has since removed the fake CNN page post and replaced it with an apology and explanation that I don’t quite understand. Laganella writes that he made the spoof page in 2007 for friends and fellow fans of “Scrubs,” but somehow it was made public without his knowledge.

Per ChrisBox:

“So let’s just clear some stuff up. I did not make this page to intentionally fool everyone on the internet. I didn’t expect it to even be made public. Ever. I’m sorry if I scared everyone out there. Zach, sorry if you got offended by me posting a fake suicide about you on the internet. Your 32,000 square foot house would be pretty empty without you. Thanks for (apparently) taking it lightly, since I haven’t gotten a letter about a lawsuit yet. Just so you know, I’m a huge fan; that’s the only reason I made this page, believe it or not. Also, sorry for upsetting your mother.”

There’s a new one of these fake troll-inspired death rumors every week. I think only school kids are fooled by it any more. Sometimes it’s the oddest celebs, which the pranksters do on purpose to make it more believable. While we’ve debunked this one, its only a matter of time before the next one pops up.

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Heidi Klum Names Her Daughter Lou

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Heidi Klum has given birth!! This, no doubt means that she will be back into her “I was nine months pregnant and still skinnier than you” clothes the day after tomorrow. Anyone know the German word for bitch?

In true Hollywood fashion, Klum and husband Seal have decided upon a rather unusual name for their newborn daughter: Lou.

Yes. That’s it. Lou. Like Lou Ferrigno. Or Lou my husband’s friend who is usually mean to me out of love. Lou.

Seal and Klum managed to wait a surprising three days to announce the birth.

Via People:

“It’s difficult to imagine loving another child as much as you love your existing children,” Seal writes. “Anyone who has a family will tell you this. Where will one find that extra love? If you love your existing children with all of your heart, how then can one possibly find more heart with which to love another?”

“On Friday, Oct. 9, 2009, at 7:46 p.m., the answer to this question came in the form of our fourth child and second daughter,” he continues. “Lou Sulola Samuel was born, and from the moment she looked into both of our eyes, it was endless love at first sight. She is beautiful beyond words and we are happy that she chose us to watch her grow over the coming years.”

Lou joins the ranks of other celeb babies born this year including Ellen Pompeo’s daughter, Stella Luna, and Nicole Richie’s son, Sparrow James Midnight.

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Penelope Cruz Wearing Engagement Ring for Months – Photos

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Penelope Cruz has been wearing a diamond surrounded sapphire ring and creating a flurry of engagement rumors. The sparkler has been photographed on her many times and each time the ring is on her left ring finger. She and her now rumored fiancé, Javier Bardem, fought of pregnancy rumors a few weeks ago and bashed them as being completely false.

Now media outlets like NY Daily insist she and Bardem are telling friends that they are planning on getting married. I will note that most sources are calling the ring “new” when in fact, it is not new. Photographs shown above and below show her wearing the ring as far back as July for the premiere of “Broken Embraces.” While it is possible this is her engagement ring, reports that she is flaunting a new diamond ring aren’t quite true.

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Simply Gratuitous Pacey Witter Err…Joshua Jackson – Photos

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Do daa do do do. I don’t wanna wait for our lives to be ovah! Yeah, I am going there. Joshua Jackson was out joyriding on his motorcycle for funsies and I couldn’t pass up an opportunity to reminisce my tween years spent pledging my virginity to Pacey Witter.

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