Cristiano Ronaldo To Replace David Beckham

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Was the person who made this decision high as a kite? Italian fashion designer Armani says soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo will model underwear and jeans in a new worldwide advertising campaign, replacing current model David Beckham, in their spring-summer 2010 collection. *Blankly Stares* Yes, I can’t believe what my eyes are reading either… Beckham stripped down for Emporio Armani last year. He has also posed for the brand with his wife Victoria and the two currently head the Emporio Armani autumn/winter underwear campaign.

Per EiTB:

“This time it’s the turn of the international media’s favourite footballer; one that plays for Real Madrid, drinks champagne with Paris Hilton in Los Angeles and sails his boat around the Mediterranean,” concludes La Gazzeta.

Who’s idea of a joke was it to hire this greaseball? Ronaldo will be feature on billboards for Armani’s younger clothes section in all of Europe’s major cities as of February next year, with the advertising campaign will most likely taking place in Milan. This isn’t the fist time Ronaldo has replaced Beckham; he also replaced him in the United team in 2003 after Beckham signed for Real. But don’t feel bad for Beckham just yet — He is currently developing his own Beckham-branded men’s underwear line, hoping to launch by fall 2010, so his days of half naked billboards are far from over!

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First Duggar Granchild, Mackynzie Renee Duggar – Photos and Video

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Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, best known for the overuse of a single uterus (i.e. they have 18 children and another on the way), are officially grandparents.

Eldest Duggar son, Josh, and his wife Anna welcomed their first child, Mackynzie Renee Duggar, Thursday evening.

Via US Weekly,

“Mackynzie will be in good company, considering that she has 17 aunts and uncles and another one on the way: In September, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar announced they were expecting their 19th child in the spring.”

Josh and Anna wed in 2008 following a strict courship in which the two were allowed to hold hands but nothing more. They kissed for the first time at the alter.

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Lindsay Lohans’ Dad Planning Intervention

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Back on Tuesday of this week, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael took to the media to air some dirty laundry about his daughter, describing Lindsay’s addictions to popping pills in excess, such as Adderall, the anti-anxiety drug Zoloft, and several other bi-polar medications. Although, I’m pretty sure that is only part of her problem; she most likely chases her drugs with a couple swigs of Vodka and a few snorts of the white powdery stuff. But now, Michael is yaking on and on about how he plans to stage an intervention in order to save his daughter from all the evil in her life, provided he can tear his ex-wife Dina away from her new shoe line to help him out with his master plan.

Per Radar:

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way,” Michael Lohan told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing. When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her,” he said. “If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.””

That sure is big talk from someone who is most likely the cause of all her emotional problems anyway. Yeah, sure you need Dina, but good luck with getting that intervention off the ground now that you’ve blabbed about it to the media. Lindsay can read afterall… I think! In the meantime, Dina has made it clear she wants no part of a public intervention, saying that she is outraged is going to the press about their daughter’s alleged drug abuse problems, and instead she is asking people to have more empathy for Lindsay.

Per Contact Music:

“If you’ve ever lived a day in the life of my daughter you would probably cry. It hurts and it’s sad that one of her parents goes on television and talks about her personal life – it’s personal. She’s doing fine. Whatever Lindsay’s issues are, they are family issues. If she stumbles, she falls and she gets up,” says Dina Lohan.

Does he really think he is going to help her by splashing her personal struggle all over the press? So far the crotch shots, the scolding letter from the movie producer, the video of her wailing in front of Samantha Ronson’s house and the many recent photos of her looking like a 42-year-old lush have not amounted to enough pressure to make her stop using drugs. Lilo is basically an immature, spoiled brat, despite her age. Attempting to shame her publicly will only make her stamp her feet, throw a tantrum and go on a drunken/drug enraged bender. Good one, Dad!

Marge Simpson Playboy Cover – See it Here!

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Hows this for your ‘wtf’ item of the day! E! Online reporter Marc Malkin confirmed that Marge Simpson, the iconic blue bee-hived cartoon TV mom of Bart, will appear naked on the November cover of Playboy magazine and will be featured in a special three-page spread. Ay Caramba! Marge isn’t going to pull any of that Heidi Montag stuff either by covering up the goods – Marge is going all the way! The November issue will also include an in-depth interview, all part of the 20th anniversary celebration for “The Simpsons.” Hugh Hefner had mentioned a while back on his Twitter page about a possible Marge-Playboy pairing.

Per Hugh Hefners’ Twitter:

“Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.”

Who knew he wasn’t joking? She’s been scantily clad on the Simpsons before, so this really isn’t too big of a jump. I doubt it if Marge will even need a little help from photoshop. Now be honest, Damers: Who here isn’t the least big curious and will pick up Marge’s Playboy debut once it hits newsstands?

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New Music Friday – Dead By Sunrise

Out Of Ashes,” the debut from the side project of Linkin Park’s frontman Chester Bennington’s new band, is here. Dead by Sunrise started to form in 2005 while Bennington was writing songs for Linkin Park’s “Minutes to Midnight” Album. The band also features Ryan Shuck and Amir Derakh (from Orgy/Julien-K), bassist Brandon Belsky, drummer Elias Anda (also from Julien-K), and keyboardist Anthony Valcic.

Per Dead By Sunrise:

“I came up with a few songs that felt and sounded really good, but I knew they weren’t right stylistically for Linkin Park. They were darker and moodier than anything I’d come up with for the band. So I decided to work on them on my own rather than turn them over and have them transformed into Linkin Park tracks,” says Bennington.

The band’s name, which was previously “Snow White Tan,” reflects the time during the album’s recording in which the band was living a ‘really self destructive lifestyle’ and weren’t sure they were going to make it to the next day. Bennington says the albums’ name is from ‘coming out of that self-destructive path and rising from the ashes.’ Back on May 10, 2008, the band performed three songs, including the song “Morning After,” at the 13th anniversary party for Club Tattoo in Arizona. The song was written by Bennington and originally performed on December 9, 2001 at the Live in Berlin concert. This was the first time that he had officially performed the song under a new name.

Recording of the band’s debut album began in July 2008 after touring for Linkin Park had finished. “Crawl Back In” is the first official single off the album, followed by “Let Down.” Dead by Sunrise’s MySpace page is featuring the video for the band’s first single, and will hold an exclusive listening party for its debut album on their page this week. Fans will be able to stream the album, which will be released by on October 13th, in its entirety on Myspace from October 8th through the 10th. MySpace will direct users to the listening party via links on both the site’s homepage and its music page. They are scheduled to perform at The Gramercy Theatre in New York City on October 14th, and at the Roxy in Los Angeles on October 19th. You can watch the video for the song “Crawl Back In” above. HWDamers – Let us know what you think!

Hilary Swank Goes Nude in Front of 6 Year Old

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I guess the rules in Hollywood are just a tad bit different from us normal folks…. Hilary Swank walks around naked in front of her boyfriends’ son and thinks its no big deal…. He’s 6. And no, that is not a typo. In a recent interview, Hilary admits that she always sleeps in the nude because she tosses and turns too much and gets “all twisted up” in clothes.

Per Marie Claire:

“Well, my boyfriend’s son is 6 years old, and you wonder at what age you should stop walking around nude,” she says. “Every morning he comes into the bedroom, and you’re just nude. But he doesn’t look twice; he doesn’t think about it yet.”

Doesn’t think about it yet? Hmmm. Really? Ok, we’ll go with that. I wonder what that kids mom will say after reading this! If it was my child, the proverbial crap would be hitting the fan right about now. I’ll put in my pre-order now for the tell-all book about being forced to see his daddy’s girlfriend nude every morning expected in about 30 years. Hilary, cover up dear! This has bad news written all over it for you!

Guy Ritchie Calls Madonna Retarded

Apparently, following their break-up last year, Madonna stated that ex-husband, Guy Ritchie was “emotionally retarded.”

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Now, the Rock-n-Rolla director has struck back. In an interview with Esquire Magazine, Ritchie continues by hurling more insults at his baby mama.

Via The New York Post:

“Ritchie lobbed it right back at her. ‘I still love her. But she’s retarded, too,’ Ritchie told the magazine. Ritchie also conceded his ex ‘makes things happen’ and works hard at her career. The pair, married for eight years, got divorced in the UK last November.”

Remember, sitcks and stone may break your bones, but calling Madge retarded will only get the gays mad at you.

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Jennifer Hudson’s Son, David Otunga Jr. Baby Photo

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While babies often put me into a corner and leaving me biting my nails with fear, little David Otunga Jr. is cute. Jennifer Hudson gave the first baby photos of David Jr. to People along with a few Q and A’s.

How hard was it keeping your pregnancy under wraps?
“David and I were the only people who knew for a long time. I would forget I was pregnant, it was so easy. I didn’t have any morning sickness, no cravings either. I just thought, ‘Oh, well, we’ll wait until it’ll tell on itself.’ I didn’t show until I was seven months so that made it easy right there.”

Your son was delivered via C-section, what was your recovery like?
“Everybody told me how much it was going to hurt afterwards but I think I have a different tolerance for pain than others. By that night after I had the baby, I’m like, ‘Look, I can’t sit in this bed anymore. I’ve got to get up!’ I’ve been up and about since he was born. To me, the pain is no different than when you work out a muscle you’ve never worked out before and it’s sore.”

Has his personality emerged yet?
“He has a lot of personality, like David. He’s always been a good sleeper. His favorite time to smile now is diaper changes. Or when he spits up on you – he just cracks up like he thinks it’s the funniest thing. And his bottle is his pacifier. With a pacifier, it’s like he knows, ‘Ain’t nothing come out of here. No, I don’t want that. Where’s the real deal?’ His best friend is that bottle; that’s all he wants.”
Would you be supportive if he wants to pursue a career in entertainment?

“We’ll definitely encourage education. His father is an education fanatic so we definitely want him to get an education and go to school. My mom always said, ‘Whatever you want to do, I’ll support you as long as you’re happy.’ So I will do the same.”

Congrats!

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Jennifer Lopez Copies Beyonce’s Sasha Fierce – ‘Fresh Out The Oven’ Lyrics, Video

Jennifer Lopez has resorted to copying her competitor’s ideas. Well, I guess she has been for awhile, but now she is blatantly doing it.

Lopez has set up a website called WhoisLola.com in hopes to make a comeback of epic proportions, instead I find it to be an epic fail. She is stealing Beyonce’s reinvention idea (Sasha Fierce) of creating a persona she has named Lola. In addition to creating an alter ego, she has cranked out a craptastic song called “Fresh Out of the Oven” which features Pitbull.

The lyrics are laughable; the beat is oddly irritating and reminiscent of Brooke Hogan’s attempt at music.

Fresh Out Out the Oven Lyrics

Break it off here, break, break it off there.
Okay, you got your drink in your left hand, put your right hand on your hip
Now bounce your knees back, alternate back and fourth
And if you’re doing it right, your hips will be doing the same thing, lets go

Pitbull:
Cubano, boriqua, a que rica, dale chica
Cubano, boriqua, a que rica, dale chica

Now don’t tell me that you love me to get with this
You say you stay forever but it don’t make sense
Maybe you’re a balla, hope you don’t miss
Cause if not you ain’t gonna get none of this
I only wanna hear swish, i’m a big girl I know what it is
Bend the steering wheel I know if this is
Pick me up at 8, yeah don’t you wish

Fresh out the oven, straight sugar loving, to the beat I love it, hey
You wanna Break it off here, break, break it off there. x4

Be real you can say who u are
Everybody say they a doctor at the bar
You gotta look close to find a real superstar
You international, I open up the jar
www.musicloversgroup.com
I’m ranked so far. Help yourself and take a look in the mirror
Open up ur mouth and stick your tongue out far
Just a little more, okay say ahhh

Fresh out the oven, straight sugar loving, to the beat I love it, hey
You wanna Break it off here, break, break it off there. x4

L-O-V-E Lets not mess around we both know what we need
Now here is what I want, understand me when I say
Make it last, you say you want the cookie, you gonna have to wait
For the cookie, cookie, no touchy touchy, only looky looky

Pitbull:
Mama you S- E- XY wide lips, ass, hips, thighs ? ? ? That’s right x3
Kiss the game goodbye , yea. This is 305 That’s right, That’s right
Naw this ain’t Jada, im the best im the present, im the now, im the later

Nooooo
Fresh out the oven, straight sugar loving, to the beat I love it, hey
You wanna Break it off here, break, break it off there. x4

Pitbull:
Cubano, boriqua, a que rica, dale chica
Cubano, boriqua, a que rica, dale chica

This “Fresh Out of Someone Else’s Oven” crap is going to be part of entire album called “Love.” So more of this is on the way. Give it a week and this will be at the Dollar Tree mixed with socks with ducks on them and Mischa Barton’s career.

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DListed – “That means JLo is dead, and LOLa is now here to terrorize us with her high-pitched shrills that no amount of auto-tune can hide. When JLo, I mean, JLola, hits those sky high notes, angels cut out their ear drums.”