Kanye West and Lady Gaga‘s ‘Fame Kills’ Tour Canceled – UPDATED

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After his poultry centered hissy fit at Common’s charity event (click here to read about that) the plug has been pulled from Kanye West and Lady Gaga’s ‘Fame Kills’ tour.

Live Nation simply announced that the tour is done before it started. No reason was cited but they did promise everyone gets their money back and will get their misspent money back at the point of purchase.

Ok one of three things happened here.

1. Kanye West is going into rehab to take his cap lock ridden rants to people who actually care.
2. He got glimpse of Gaga’s retractable peen and was furious because she is hung better.
3. There isn’t a venue large enough to fit Kanye West, his daddy issues and his groundless ego.

I am going with a combo of all three.

UPDATE – I was sort of right. TMZ is reporting that ticket sales have been terrible and that is one of the many reasons ‘Fame Kills’ was canceled. They also state that West and Gaga’s people couldn’t make nice.

“If Kanye West doesn’t regret hijacking Taylor Swift, he will now — we’re told his concert tour with Lady Gaga was scrapped because ticket sales sucked. And “sucked” happens to be a nicer version of the word we were told.

And not only that — our insiders say another factor in the cancellation was West and Gaga’s people were at each others throats like their last names were Gosselin.”

Kristen Stewart Whines to ‘Interview’ Magazine-Photos

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Kristen Stewart has a tough life. She works six months a year, is paid millions of dollars to do so, travels the world, and spends time making out with Robert Pattinson. Boo hoo. Poor Kristen.

And now she is whining to ‘Interview Magazine’ about how difficult her life has become since attaching herself to the vampire love story.

Via Popeater:

On being a constant tabloid cover story:

“There’s nothing you can do about it, to be honest. I don’t leave my hotel room-literally, I don’t. I don’t talk to anybody about my personal life, and maybe that perpetuates it, too. But it’s really important to own what you want to own and keep it to yourself. That said, the only way for me not to have somebody know where I went the night before is if I didn’t go out at all. So that’s what I’m trading. It depends what mood I’m in. Some nights, I think, “You know what? I don’t care. I’m just going to do what I want to do.” Then the next day I think, “Ugh.Now everyone thinks I’m going out to get the attention.” But it’s like, no, I actually, for a second, thought that maybe I could be like a normal person.”

Oh sweetie. You can be normal. Just stop making movies and boning the most recognizable guy in the world. But I am afraid it will mean no one will no longer buy your ‘I’m so awkward’ act or appreciate your mullet.

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Photos By: Craig McDean for Interview Magazine

Tim Gunn Responsible For Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Mess Fashion

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Is it just me, or can Tim Gunn do anything? It’s like the man could part the Red Sea while making homemade waffles while curing the Clap. He’s brillz.

However, his latest decision may have the Dame rethinking her celebrity tea party invite list (which also includes Anderson Cooper and Rue MacLanahan).

It seems the reason why Lindsay Lohan was chosen to serve as the artistic advisor for fashion mogul Ungaro, is because Tim Gunn sang her praises a few months ago.

Via New York Magazine:

“His comments that she had a great sense of fashion and knew what works and doesn’t work, were pretty significant to me … This was authentic, not the paparazzi press all talking about her car accidents, or the drug things,” added Moufarrige. “To be complimented by someone like Tim Gunn was very impressive.”

To be complimented by Tim Gunn is like being baptized by John.

However, when asked about Ungaro’s choice of Lohan last month at New York Fashion Week, Gunn let his true (and much less beige) colors show.

“It’s got to be a publicity stunt Or a crack-smoking board of directors?”

I am going to have to go with crack on this one, Tim. Boards love it when the help has more affinity for the nose candy.

Brooke Shields Nude Photos Brings the Cops

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A very controversial nude picture of Brooke Shields taken when she was just a young 10 years old has been removed from an exhibitions at London’s Tate Modern after police visited the museum. Raising concerns after some deemed it pornographic, it was removed after a police investigation. The police are currently trying to figure out if the picture breaks child porn laws over there.

Per People:

“The officers have specialist experience in this field and are keen to work with gallery management to ensure that they do not inadvertently break the law or cause any offense to their visitors,” a Scotland Yard spokesman said, confirming the Wednesday visit by the Obscene Publications Unit.

Artist Richard Prince’s image is of a photo taken in 1975 by Garry Gross with the permission of her mother, Teri Shields, who immediately signed her rights to the picture away. The image shows Shields from the knees up wearing heavy makeup, covered in oil, and standing naked in a bathtub. Children’s rights advocates were extremely upset when they learned the photo might be part of the London art show, “Pop Life: Art in a Material World”. They state that the image could act as a “magnet for pedophiles.” Gross he never considered the photo pornographic but acknowledges that “she was supposed to look like a sexy woman.”

Per OMG:

“The photo has been infamous from the day I took it and I intended it to be,” Gross told the paper, adding he was “disappointed but not surprised” with the authorities decision.

Jack Bankowsky, co-curator of the exhibit, previously said that he had hoped controversy over the photo’s subject matter would not overshadow the artistic interest of the work. Scheduled to open today in London, the room containing the portrait has been reportedly closed off. It is unknown at this time if the photograph will go on display.

Shields attempted to buy back the negatives of the 1975 photograph in 1981 but a judge ruled that she was a “hapless victim of a contract… to which two grasping adults bound her.” Shields career was managed by her mother at that time, who also allowed her to play a child who lived in a brothel in the 1978 film “Pretty Baby,” which included several nude scenes for the actress who was only 11 years old at the time. As a mother I can’t ever imagine putting my daughter in some strange situation like that. Art – Really? And what supposedly was supposed to be the “intent” behind that picture? A mother is supposed to protect their children, not pimp them out.

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Ellen Pompeo Post Baby Body – Photos

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The “Grey’s Anatomy” star just had a baby 15 days ago and is already strutting carpeted events. Ellen Pompeo looked fantastic after having her first child as she attended the launch of Adidas Originals.

I could wax on about the unfairness of genetics and whine about the privileges of celebs. Instead I am going to go enjoy Customer Appreciation Day at Jimmy Johns.

‘So You Think You Can Dance’ with No Panties – Photo and Video

Remeber Janet Jackson’s Nipplegate at the Super Bowl in 2004? Well, you are going to have a new memory to share with the grandchildren. It’s The Great Vagina Sighting of ’09.

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Apparently there is some show on before ‘Glee’ called ‘So You Think You Can Dance.’ I have never really watched this show. There has never really been any reason for me to watch this show. But all of a sudden, my email box was flooded with emails from various pervs and the guys I list as “good friends” asking why I haven’t posted anything on the ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ no panties shot from last week’s episode.

Oh, the boys and the noonie. It’s like they’ve never been to Dairy Queen and suddenly someone has handed them an Oreo Blizzard free of charge.

Fox, the channel that airs ‘So You Think You Saw My Noonie’, is of course denying that the crotch shot took place. They even went so far as to release the following statement to TMZ:

“It is a crease in the young lady’s panties.”

Look Fox, I have seen both noonie and panty creases…and this looks like neither. I am pretty sure that is a roast beef.

Quotables:

Hecklerspray: “She demonstrated to the judges and viewers that she had either a) forgotten to wear any knickers, b) was wearing the world’s most chronically inoperative pair of knickers or c) invested in a pair of knickers designed to look exactly like her own bare vagina.

OMG Blog: “First a f**k on Saturday Night Live and now a ladyflower on SYTYCD. What next? I can only hope it involves a shocking d**k-slip from Ed Westwick.”

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Britney Spears Shows Target Her Belly, Buys a Parakeet – Photos

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Ah, yes. Target. It’s the land of the clearance Isaac Mizrahi sheets and home of the cute shower curtains. Brit Brit also loves her some Target. She loves argyle sweaters for under $20 so much she has been there two days in a row.

On Tuesday, Britney Spears shopped for a Michael Jackson CD in a long white sundress. The following day she showed her midriff while wearing pink Uggs from the Land of Fuggery. Seriously, I think she stole them from the closet of an 8th grader. After leaving Target she went and bought a parakeet. Maybe she is going to free it in a symbolic gesture of her own desires. Who am I kidding? She is going to teach it to say “K-Fed is a dirty whore” and “Two packs of Marlboro Reds and a case of Red Bull please” then launch it into the world to do her bidding.

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Madonna Says She’s Not Marrying Baby Jesus on Letterman – Video

So there was a brief rumor that Madonna was going to make an honest man out of Jesus. Then it was trumped Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel with Rihanna (click here to read about that) and Robert Pattinson Replacing Johnny Depp in Next ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ film (click here to read about that).

Madonna put rumors of another marriage in the works to rest on David Letterman. PopEater reports on her 8th appearance on “The Late Show,” she stated she “rather get hit by a train” than remarry.

David then took her and had pizza due to the fact she has never had New York by the slice pizza. Mid way through the slice she put some sunglasses on when her eyes started to turn black after feeding on something other than macrobioticly fed virgin souls.

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