Robert Pattinson’s Underwear for Sale

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No kittens, this isn’t a joke. Those are panties…and that is the beloved face of Robert Pattinson spread across them.

With only a few weeks left until the official release of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon,” the folks that distribute Twihard trinkets have taken their obsession to the next level with the release of Sparklepanties.

Via D-Listed:

“At this point, it won’t be long for some b****es puts out sparkly Twitamponz.”

I wonder what Robert Pattinson thinks about having his signature riding up into no-man’s-land?

However, I must admit that with the purchase of these panties, I will finally have Sparklepants exactly where he belongs.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

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Josh Duhamel Cheated on Fergie with a Stripper!

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Did Josh Duhamel cheat on wife Fergie? If you ask a stripper by the name of Nicole Forrester the answer is yes and she apparently took a lie detector test to prove it while he’s saying her claims are nothing more than lies. According the “National Enquirer,” Josh and Nicole met at the Tattletales Lounge, an all nude club in Atlanta, where she performs under the name “Delilah.”. He was there filming the romantic comedy “Life As We Know It,” but told Nicole his name was JD and he was there to film a porno. Classy.

Per Radar:

“I told him, ‘You are gorgeous’ and he said, ‘’You’re hot, too.’” claims Forrester.

Now take this all with a grain of salt my dears. This is the National Enquirer afterall, and its not often they are really right. Nicole says she gave Josh and his friend a nude dance before they exchanged phone numbers. A few days later, she claims Duhamel called her and the two had a night of wild sex in his $820 per night hotel room. The article says that Forester passed a rigorous polygraph and that she was even paid for telling her story. Duhamel and his representatives says the strippers claims are, of course, “bogus.”

Per E!:

“This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity,” Duhamel’s rep said in a statement released this afternoon. “This story is absolutely ridiculous.”

Josh and the Mrs. have been rumored to be on the rocks lately, with chitchat that Josh is ready for the pitter-patter of tiny feet but that Fergie isn’t done having her fun just yet. However, this story has a holes bigger than those you’d find at a strip club – Think about it! For starters, Forrester admits she was paid to tell her tale to The National Enquirer. She claims the story of dancing nude for Duhamel at an Atlanta strip club in early October is true, and that she even passed a lie detector when admitting to sex with the star at the hotel. But where is the proof of this so-called lie detector test? And other media outlets are claiming Forrester’s attorney also contacted them, asking for “compensation” in exchange for the story. I’m sorry, but I believe Duhamel in all of this mess!

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Sarah Palin Called her Son Retarded- Video


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Levi Johnston, who is the father of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palins‘ grandson, went on “The Early Show” Wednesday to blast the former VP running mate for, among other things, making jokes about her son Trig who has Down’s Syndrome, often referring to him as “retarded.”

Per Huffington Post:

“I was just in shock the first time I heard it,” he said, when host Maggie Rodriguez expressed disbelief.

Nothing like airing your ‘dirty laundry’ to keep us entertained! He goes on to talk about how his baby’s mama Bristol took care of her little brother more than Palin ever did, because she was never home. Johnston also said that Todd and Sarah would often fight in front of their kids. But now Palin is striking back against Johnston, claiming his accusations to be nothing more than lies.

“We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family. We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied.” Palin also went after CBS and Levi’s intentions to strip for Playgirl: “CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies — those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.”

Johnston suggested that there were much darker secrets out there about Palin, ones he wouldn’t reveal on-camera since he “didn’t want to hurt her.” We also know that Johnston is looking for publicity, as he has recently done an extensive amount of fitness training for his upcoming Playgirl photo shoot. Can we really trust what this guy says? Oh who cares, with a face like that he could tell me that the sky is is neon green with shooting pink stars and I’d believe him. By Palin stating that she is ignoring Levi, it makes no sense. You ignore someone by not giving them the time of day. I’m rubber your glue. Grow up.

Chaz Bono Shaves; Stock in Bic Rises

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Chaz Bono, formerly Chastity Bono, daughter of Cher and Sonny Bono, is currently in the final stages of his sex change operation.

In true celeb fashion, Chaz has gone directly to Entertainment Tonight to air his beliefs, feelings, and new look in a two part series (airing 10/29 and 10/30).

Via Popeater:

“I believe that gender is something between your ears not between your legs. That is something I discovered in the early ’90s. It was just a long process of being comfortable enough to do something about it. I was turning 40, and I thought it’s now or never. I want to still feel vibrant and be able to enjoy my life in a male body and not wait until I am an old man.”

Bono started taking male hormones back in March and noted changes right away, like the deepening of his voice.

Other changes are more gradual.

“I shave about once a week now. It kind of started to come in just like peach fuzz. I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.”

Hmmm…am I the only one picture Cher in the Norelco aisle of Target?

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Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift Date Night- Photos

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Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are making no secret of their new found romance. Or their love for dining.

Taylor Squared have been pretty much inseperable since he came back from filming ‘Eclipse’ last week. They went to a hockey game (refresh your memory by clicking here), he stopped in while she was filming a video, he’s had dinner with her…and her mom…and now they are dining and driving around LA in Lautner’s new sports car.

Via Starpulse:

“The pair, who both star in upcoming movie Valentine’s Day, have insisted they are ‘just friends,’ but Swift sent gossips into a spin after setting up a meeting between the actor and her mother, Andrea. The trio was spotted dining at swanky restaurant Bistro Garden in Studio City, California earlier this week – and the singer’s mom seems to be taken with her daughter’s alleged boyfriend.”

Here are pics of the two of them out last night in LA leaving dinner.

Seriously, my tooth hurts these two are so sweet.

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Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs

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Here is what is popping over at PopEater:

Britney Spears Releases ’3′ Video Photos

Hailey Glassman: Jon Gosselin Is Emotionally Abusive, Throws ‘Mantrums’

Dead Music Stars Rake in the Big Bucks

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Miley Cyrus: Worst Celeb of 2009?

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According to an AOL poll, Miley Cyrus was the worst celebrity influence of 2009. The 16 year-old professional pole dancer and sometimes “singer” beat out both Britney Spears and Kanye West in the poll geared toward 9-15 year olds.

Wait a second. Nine year olds answer polls online? Geez.

It seems that the pre-teens didn’t like her dating a guy in his twenties, making ‘slant-eyes’ in a Twitter pic, or choosing to hoist herself on a pole while lip-syncing her heart out at the Teen Choice Awards.

Via Reuters:

“I think Miley is in an interesting space where she is trying to graduate from being ‘Hannah Montana’ and a Disney channel celebrity and coming into her own and having a career beyond Disney,” said Stephanie Cohen, editor of JSYK.com.

“I think her fans still want her to be the sweet Hannah Montana and she is trying to age up…Parents are definitely resisting it.”

Age up? She’s sixteen!

When I was sixteen I was begging for the keys to my mom’s Camry not pole dancing. I saved that for my twenties.

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Andre Agassi Admits Crystal Meth Use

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Eight-time tennis grand slam winner Andre Agassi has admitted using crystal meth and lying to men’s governing body to escape a ban in the sport in his new memoir titled “Open.” People magazine and Sports Illustrated will run pieces this week from the book ahead of its November 9th release date, but a few details have already been leaked, such as being introduced to the drug by his then-assistant when he was having doubts about his upcoming marriage to Brooke Shields.

Per Lincoln Tribune:

“Slim dumps a small pile of powder on the coffee table. He cuts it, snorts it. He cuts it again. I snort some. I ease back on the couch and consider the Rubicon I’ve just crossed,” Agassi, now 39, was quoted as saying. “There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I’ve never felt so alive, so hopeful — and I’ve never felt such energy.”

Agassi goes on to talk about a time in 1997 when he received a phone call from the doctor working for the ATP, informing him that he failed a drug test for the class 2 recreational drug which would have guaranteed him a 3-month ban. Thinking quickly, he came up with a lie saying he accidentally drank out of a glass spiked with the drug that belonged to his drug-addicted assistant.

Per Lincoln Tribune:

“My name, my career, everything is now on the line. Whatever I’ve achieved, whatever I’ve worked for, might soon mean nothing. Days later I sit in a hard-backed chair, a legal pad in my lap, and write a letter to the ATP. It’s filled with lies interwoven with bits of truth,” Agassi said. “I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it,” Agassi recalls saying.

Interesting enough, the sports controlling body took his word for it and never made an investigation into Agassi or his claims. You can bet they will most likely now be pressed into the reasons why they accepted his explanation without questions. In addition to drug use, “Open” also talks about his hair loss, troubled marriage to Shields, and eventually meeting his current wife Steffi Graf. Uncool, Andre. Very uncool. I’m really disappointed that he would choose to sell out like this. If he really wanted to share the meth story to help people or whatever reason he gives, he didn’t have to do it in effort to make a profit. It’s trashy.

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Kristen Stewart Breaks Robert Pattinson’s Heart

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While you were sound a sleep last night with visions of Robert Pattinson dancing in your head, the rumor mill was working on overdrive trying to create some drama for our beloved Sparklepants. Last week, OK Magazine ran a story trying to make us buy into Pattinsons’ rumored romance with co-star Kristen Stewart, promising us a first look into their love nest in Vancouver but producing nothing more than pictures of some random hotel room. They even went as far as to bogusly quoting the two as saying, “We’re already like a married couple.” But now it looks like the rumored couple won’t be getting their happily ending afterall, as the magazine now has Kristen breaking Rob’s heart & leaving him heartbroken, along with his so-called plans to win her back.

Per OK!:

“Rob was talking marriage,” says the source, who explains that the relationship was also stealing all of Kristen’s attention and keeping her from spending time with her friends and family. “She told him they need to take a break.”

So within the matter of a week, the couple have gone from saying they were like a married couple to breaking up because Rob was thinking marriage. Kinda contradictory if you ask me! Meanwhile back in reality, the two have finished up filming on the third installment, “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” and are gearing up for the whirlwind of promotional tours they are about to embark on. So what story do you think the magazine will drum up for next week? Kristen upset at Robs flirting? The “Twilight” stars engagement? Kristen pregnant with Robs baby?… Scratch those, they’ve already been done! Guess the only thing left is to have Rob turn up pregnant himself. Next time you are standing at the checkout line and you see a magazine with KStew & Sparklepants on the cover, think twice before you pick it and believe it to be true.

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