Lindsay Lohan Death Sentence

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Michael Lohan is a part of Bush’s Axis of Evil and a disgusting human being from henceforth to be known as Professor Whore Mouth. Where is NeNe to come rip out his hair plugs and inform him of his toxic parenting? (Click here for that video of NeNe’s verbal slappery.)

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Professor Whore Mouth is on his ‘Tour de Lindsay’s Coked Out Coattails’ and name dropped Heath Ledger and has thusly completely made himself look like a moron. He is trying to stage an intervention for Lindsay Lohan, but instead of quietly sitting down with family and friends he is trying to do it through media outlets because nothing says ‘I care’ like famewhoring and a death sentence that will happen “within a year.”

Per Grazia Magazine via NY Daily:

‘She needs long-term rehab. I fear the worst. Look at Elvis, Anna Nicole Smith, Heath Ledger – who was a close friend of hers. It could be a year, a month, a week – who knows? She has a plethora of medicine you can’t mix and can’t drink with.’

He should really take his act on the road. People would pay good money to see someone with his own head shoved up his rump.

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller Reunite

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It’s a dry morning kittens. Jude Law and Sienna Miller reuniting uglies is one of the more interesting stories on the proverbial gossip mill if that tells you anything.

Jude, who has fathered a baby with the lady version of Creepy Papa Joe Simpson, and his ex-fiancé have been having “secret meetings” in New York. According to OK! they have had several hook ups and sources are telling the mag that Law and Miller are getting along very well.

“Sienna and Jude have met up a few times and got on really well.” A spokesperson has confirmed that the pair have met up although did not comment on whether they are dating again.

The source added: “Sienna had her heart broken by Jude, but she was young and it was the first time she’d fallen in love. What people don’t realize is that they always remained close, so who knows where this will lead to next.”

Currently both are doing shows on Broadway and meet up constantly. They were engaged, but broke up after Jude’s 2006 affair with his children’s nanny. Since then their relationship has been like a bad soap. They reunite only to realize that Sienna can’t forget about his cheating and then break up only to reunite again to start the process all over.

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Rosie O’Donnell and Angelina Jolie Possible Hook-Up?!

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WAIT!!! Before you think of slitting your wrists to avoid reading anything that might contain images of Rosie O’Donnell sweatin’ on Angelina Jolie, you must know the relationship between the two never come to fruition.

Phew.

Apparently, Rosie was on Howard Stern this week where she fielded questions about her break-up with her long time partner Kelli Carpenter. Unfortunately for the world, she didn’t stop there.

O’Donnell went on to reveal that she and St. Angelina came very close to gettin’-it-on.

Via D’Listed:

“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through. I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way.”

Rosie finds Angelina scary? She welcomes ladies swathed in flannel with mullets but is afraid of a leather-clad Jolie?

Thank goodness.

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Robert Pattinson Going to Rehab !?!

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Here we go again. Back in late December of 2008 we reported the bogus claims of Robert Pattinson going to rehab for alcohol abuse (click HERE to see the original Pattinson rehab story). Again, we are faced with more stories of his fictional drinking problem.

The same magazine that reported Kristen Stewart was pregnant with Robert’s baby (click here for a recap on that nuttery) has now cooked up another article on Robert’s rehab rumors. (I know, that was all very Geraldo Rivera.)

Per NW via E!:

“Rob’s drinking to excess and indulging in other dangerous behavior,” a source tells the magazine. “His people are very worried and starting to think he should go to rehab.”

This is all another tissue of lies. Just like the Kristen Stewart pregnancy, this reheated myth is total BS. Robert does like his beer and has a penchant for tequila. However, he does not have a drinking problem that is ruining his career. On the contrary…Insiders report that he is actually “very professional” while working and fun to be around. They confirmed that Pattinson isn’t shy when it comes to shots or enjoying some beer, but it’s hardly an issue.

If I were under the constant fish bowl conditions he is I too would drink. Hell, I don’t have that excuse and I still have a few with my Kashi in the morning.

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Lindsay Lohan NOT Dropped from Label

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Lindsay Lohan might not be able to afford her nose candy much longer since reports have surfaced of her being dropped by her record label. The rumor states that after working for an year and a half on her album, Lindsay has been dropped by Casablanca Records. According to her reps, this isn’t true. Gossip Cop also states that reps for the label have also called crap on the drop story.

And a rep for Universal Music, the parent company of Casablanca, says she’s still on the Casablanca label, with distribution through Universal.

The struggling actress and wanna be fashion VIP is reportedly having trouble finding work that pays, as it has also been revealed that her high-profile work for the Ungaro fashion house has been mostly for clothing. While she reportedly paid for both her stay in Paris as well as her flight, she did manage to snatch about $100,000 worth of clothes in the process.

Per NYMag:

Though last week it was reported that Lindsay is working at Ungaro for free clothes alone, Moufarrige says she’s getting paid: Moufarrige won’t reveal her pay package, saying only that it is “quite enough. It’s expensive”. Given her unpredictability, it is also a risk. Her fragility, says Moufarrige, “has been factored in”. It needs to be.

However, sources have reported that Lindsay has been followed around by a camera crew lately, being followed by a camera crew in Paris at the Vogue party and later when she hit a ton of clubs around town. This is leading many to believe that she’s taken the reality TV high-road, just like many other washed-up, worn-out celebs have. There’s always plan B Lindsay – Sell your Ungaro clothes on ebay for the quick and easy buck. Those pills don’t buy themselves!

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Here is what is popping over at PopEater:

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Brad Pitt’s Back Tattoo the Result of Boredom – Photos

Brad Pitt had a small accident the other day when attempting to be stealthy and avoid paparazzi. While trying to slide between a parked car and a van stopped at a red light, his handle bar clipped the mirror of one of the vehicles and he went down with his bike.

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As he attempted to resuscitate his motorcycle, he bent down and revealed the elusive Pitt back tattoo. When it first appeared in 2005 theories that his new tat was a pull for equality, had deep meaning or was a map of New Orleans levee system ran amok. Since the reappearance of his mysterious ink, a few emails inquired WTF it was. Angelina Jolie cleared up any significant meaning and explained to Entertainment Weekly last year that she was “just drawing on him” for some funsies.

What’s the deal with Brad’s new tattoo?
I drew that. We went to Davos. It’s not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn’t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back.

So it’s not permanent?
It is. But I was just sketching.

On him?
On him, yeah.

And you thought, ”Let’s make it a tattoo”?
He just liked it! The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like.

So it doesn’t mean anything per se.
I mean, it’s meaningful in that it’s us making angles and shapes out of each other’s body, that kind of a thing.

I can’t say I am really surprised that Angie uses him as her own personal Magna Doodle.

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Ricky Gervais to Host Golden Globes

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Ricky Gervais will be hosting the 67th annual Golden Globe Awards. The show has been host-less since 1995. Which is probably why no one watches the awards themselves and simply tune in to watch Ryan Seacrest bitch about the eastern breeze messing up his hair and curtsy as Beyonce approaches to do an interview for the pre-show.

“Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment where I feel I can get free reign as a host,” Gervais said Monday. “I have resisted many other offers like this, but there are just some things you don’t turn down.”

He has a naughty sense of humor, unabashedly talks about necrophilia with Elmo and is willing to take his beer up on a stage during the fancy-shcmancy award shows. I believe he is my male counterpart. He’s British (you know what a slut I am for the Brits) and I bet he’d eat banoffee with me and discuss the effects of Amy Winehouse’s boob job on the American economy and plastic surgery industry. Huzzah I say.