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Jackson Rathbone and Kellan Lutz Talk About the ‘New Moon’ Cast- Ten Gossip

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Matching Tattoos (PHOTOS) – Bumpshack

Katy Perry’s paint-filled Willy Wonka-themed birthday party – Celebitchy

Candy Dish: Jennifer Aniston Is Coming Back to TV- College Candy

Imogen Heap Covers Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ – Pop Eater

Chaz Bono: More Pics/ Photos- Celebrity Smack

Spice Idol?- Celeb Pulp

Madonna Sued By Her Neighbors- Wooden Spears

REM and Pearl Jam Join Coalition for Guantanamo Closing- Tonic Gossip

Suri Cruise Kicks Up Her Heels For Halloween – Socialite Life

QUEEN LATIFAH – FAST CAR – VIDEO- Pop Bytes

Matt Damon & His Girls On The Set- Knocked Up Celebs

Kellan Lutz Is Doggie Aficionado HOT- Gossip Teen

$3 Million Diamond Bra Fantasy by Victoria’s Secret- Right Fashions

Joe Jonas naked? (Photo)- Earsucker

Jennifer Lopez Shuts Down Ex-Husband Ojani Noa

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In an effort to build a name for himself, Ojani Noa is doing his part to cash in on his brief marriage to Jennifer Lopez.

It seems the Cuban immigrant/waiter is in the process of making a movie based on his life with J.Lo titled: “How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-lo and and Ojani Noa Story.” However, you know Ms. Lopez is not going to stand for anyone (other than herself) getting paid off her name.

Her lawyers issued a cease and desist this morning reminding Noa and his team of a little injunction from 2007 forbidding Noa from licensing, disseminating, or distributing any book, manuscript, or other written materials which contain private or intimate details about Lopez or Noa’s relationship with Lopez.

Noa, of course, insists that the film is a ‘mockumentary’ and is totally made up.

Via The Wrap:

“Citing a 2007 injunction against writing about Lopez’s personal life, the letter signed by attorney John Lavely states that the film ‘constitutes a blatant and malicious violation of my client’s legal rights and undeniably violates the clear command of the Court’s injunction…Your announced intention to produce a motion picture …about Noa and Lopez and their tumultuous marriage (as characterized on the website)’ violates the injunction, the letter said, demanding that the production ‘cease and desist from proceeding.’”

The 2007 injunction was issued after Noa’s attempt to release a tell-all book about his time with Lopez.

The film is currently casting and is set to start filming in February 2010.

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Ivanka Trump Wedding Day – Photos

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The bride wore Vera Wang. Snooze. I want to see a bride wear something by Lindsay Lohan and strut the aisle wearing heart shaped pasties to Take On Me (Aha was awesome).

Anyway, Ivanka Trump married Jared Kishner, owner of The New York Observer, in an upscale event at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey. Around 500 people attended the ceremony and ate gold before riding flying ponies around the dance floor.

Well, that is what I assume rich people do at weddings. I am accustomed to tractor pulls or guests running around using their pants as a cape at the reception so I can only assume. (Both of which may or may not have actually happened.)

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Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil Cross the Crack Beams…Again

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Ever hear the saying “two steps forward, three steps back?”…. Well, for Amy Winehouse its more like two steps forward, and a gigantic catapulting leap back! Amy and her ex-husband/drug pusher Blake Fielder-Civil are back together despite reports of Blake dating a stripper and Amy dating George Foreman’s son. While they technically may be divorced, the worlds most self-destructive couple have updated their social networking site Facebook saying they are “married” again. Oh for the love of all things holy…. Pals are saying the couple are ‘definitely’ back together, keeping in touch via a Facebook profile for Amy’s cat.

Per The Sun:

“Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?” says Blake in a Facebook post.

Blakes post prompted dozens of the couple’s friends to write messages of congratulations on the site. The two had ended their marriage when Blake divorced Winehouse on grounds of infidelity, after Blake went back to prison and after Amy trashed herself almost beyond recognition. But the two kept in touch and Winehouse’s father Mitch even caught them in bed together. Her father was so upset that he was rumored to have even faked a heart attack to make Amy realize how much he disapproves of their relationship.

Per Newser:

“Amy’s family, especially Mitch, will be furious,” a source says. “They have been so happy with her progress and are terrified that if she gets back together with Blake she will fall back into drugs again.”

To me this seems about as sensible as giving Kanye West a mirror and a microphone! Amy has even been photographed several times in the last two weeks wearing a pink shirt embroidered with the words ‘Blake’s Girl’. The reunion is the latest in a series of ups and downs for the couple, who are both recovering from heroin and crack addictions. Won’t be too long until their rollercoaster romance takes another plunge, I’m sure. They have secretly married once before, could they have really done it again?

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Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift on Overnight Hotel Date – Photo

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Twilight” resident wolfpack member Taylor Lautner and country crooner Taylor Swift have been rumored to be dating each other for quite some time now, each trying to throw out the “just friends” card… but how can you use that excuse when you bunk together overnight in a hotel? Hmmmmm….. Lautner wrapped up shooting his part for “Eclipse,” the third movie in the series, flying out of Vancouver down to LA Saturday morning. Later that night, he was seen out on what appeared to be a date with Swift, taking in a Columbus Blue Jackets vs. Los Angeles Kings hockey game with premium seats at the Staples Center before heading out to dinner together. After dinner the couple headed back to their Beverly Hills hotel – notice, no ‘s’ on the end of that word – around 10:30. And before you Twi-hards start calling foul on the situation because in your warped little minds there is no way Mr. Jacob Black could be after anyone but Bella, there is indeed photographs floating around!

Per X17:

“These two weren’t going to any great length to hide the fact that they were spending the night together! They could have been a lot sneakier if they wanted to, and we spotted them leaving early this morning.”

Their latest hookup comes just a mere few weeks after the duo saw each other in Chicago. Both Taylors are busy, she with her tour and he with promoting for “New Moon” about to start up, but it looks like the Taylors are able to find a little time in their schedules to sneak away for a night!

Image Via: Getty Images

Joe Jonas Cuts His Hair; Tweens Pillage BoRic’s Trash Bin

Stop everything!!! Joe Jonas has cut his signature hair!

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Yes kittens, the news is so dry today that I am actually trying to make a JoBro’s locks into a breaking story.

Joe Jonas emerged from the gym this weekend wearing a tanktop and less hair. The crooner for the Jonas Brothers is known for his flat-ironed do.

Via Gossip Teen:

“Our favorite Jonas brother, Joe Jonas, was spotted with a brand new shorter haircut while leaving his gym after a hard work out in West Hollywood on Saturday (October 24). Wow, Joe looks great! He has a fantastic body and the new haircut looks super cute. He is definitely the hottest Jonas brother, don’t you think??”

Since my options are limited I will agree that his is the purity ring I would likely find on my nightstand.

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Noah Cyrus Dressed as Stripper – Photos

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Miley Cyrus’ 9 year old sister, Noah Cyrus, dressed up in her best Charlotte Russe ho gear for 16th Annual Dream Halloween held at Barker Hanger. She then took her stripper boots to Camp Ronald McDonald for Good Times 17th Annual Halloween Carnival because nothing says Happy Meal like fishnets. Apparently, Shauna Sand has an apprentice to take over her collection of Lucite after she retires.

Disney Girl, a tween magazine, is refusing to run the photos of Noah Cyrus dressed like a dominatrix prostitute stating that her outfit is inappropriate.

“All the girls we cover in the magazine, we make sure they are tween friendly and their outfits are something that is appropriate. Being a Disney publication we stress family values and no, we definitely wouldn’t run these pictures.”

Is this a surprise? Not really. Billy Ray is a member of the new A-Team of famewhoring parents. Joe Jackson is out looking for a van for the rest of the squad with Joe Simpson and Samantha Burke as I write this. With her older sister setting the standard of publishing photos of herself kissing her boyfriend in bed, poll dancing on national television, and taking photos of herself performing oral sex , her future is filled with Ali Lohan dreams.

Quoteables:

Dlisted: “I didn’t know Frederick’s of Hollywood had a prostitot Halloween section?”

Allie is Wired – “Who knew they made hooker boots for children???”

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Guess Who!

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Guess who is being labeled a “Dead Beat Dad” after failing to pay child support for his twins.

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Samantha Burke Sells Jude Law’s Baby Sophia – Cover Photo

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Fresh out of Samantha Burke’s oven comes her little botox funding machine. Jude Law’s baby momma has already sold the first photos of Sophia for around $300,000. Sophia is just 5 weeks old an hasn’t been taken out of the house very much so Burke could cash in on the first photos.

Via Daily Mail:

One source said: ‘Samantha may have got pregnant by accident but she’s a smart businesswoman.
‘The child has rarely left the house since her birth and when Samantha has had to take her out for some reason or the other, her face is carefully covered.’

I hate to slum it and admit that this disgusts even me, but this ho is like the Joe Jackson + Papa Joe Simpson + Jamie Spears hybrid of the new generation. I wouldn’t be surprised if Burke stood outside of Jude’s production of Hamlet and sold tickets to hold Sophia.

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Madonna NOT Dead

Here is your daily NOT Dead Report

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Madonna and LL Cool J are both alive and well. While the stream of celebrities meeting their end continues to trickle, the latest being Soupy Sales, Madge and LL are not a part of the fallen stars. As usual searches that lead you to “info on their deaths” just give you the gift of spyware and viruses.

In fact, Madonna is getting her do-gooding on and setting up her Raising Malawi Academy For Girls school. It’s kinda like the slutty version of Oprah’s school in South Africa where the children will learn about pleather thigh high boots and how to piss off Elton John and the Pope.

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