Eva Mendes Covers Four Stories Half Nude – Photos

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Eva Mendes is spread half naked over a billboard on Unter den Linden street in Berlin, Germany. She has paired off with Calvin Klein for the label’s perfume and lingerie.

The ad for the perfume, Secret Obsession, was banned in America thanks to scenes of the “We Own the Night” actress writing around topless on a bed while taking about madness and love.

I use this as four stories of inspiration to put the fork down.

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Whitney Houston’s a Lesbian

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Jealous ho said what? Bobby Brown has used the old “the pen is mightier than the sword” routine to strike claims of ex wife’s bisexual tendencies. He wrote about his sham of a marriage to Whitney Houston in his new memoir “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But…” Brown suggests that their nuptials were just a cover for Houston being a lesbian.

“Our marriage was doomed from the very beginning… I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children,” he writes.

“The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image . . . In Whitney’s situation, the only solution, was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not.”

Meh… I was hoping for more supportive evidence like Whitney likes to wear flannel and hit Home Depot or dress as an Asian drag queen and sings “I’m here, I’m queer, I’m Whitney Houston!”

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Kanye West NOT Dead

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Beware, not only is Kanye West NOT dead after a serious car accident, sites with supposed info on his death are a hoax and full of scareware, viruses and other computer weapons of mass destruction.

A Twitter user made up the rumor that West had died in another car wreck. Obviously it was untrue and fellow Twitter fans added to the rumor that it wasn’t a car accident, but Taylor Swift getting revenge by beating him with her Moon Man Award.

PopEater reports that his girlfriend, Amber Rose, tweeted her thoughts and confirmed he was still around to demand groundless ego stroking.

“This ‘RIP KanyeWest’ topic is not funny and its NOT TRUE! He has people like myself and his family that love him very much. Its in extreme poor taste to have that as a trendy topic. It’s totally disrespectful to make up a story like this we’re all human.”

“And we all make mistakes and to say someone died cuz of a mistake is ridiculous. You wouldn’t want someone to say that about you.”

So be careful where you tread today. It’s no surprise that West is the source of the viral outbreak amongst computers everywhere.

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Rihanna’s Russian Roulette Lyrics and Video – See it HERE!

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Here we have the anticipated single from Rihanna’s latest album, “The Wait is Ova.”

[Rihanna's Russian Roulette Video]

Rihanna – ‘Russian Roulette’ Lyrics

Take a breath, take it deep
Calm yourself, he says to me
If you play, you play for keeps
Take a gun, and count to three
I’m sweating now, moving slow
No time to think, my turn to go

(Chorus)

And you can see my heart beating
You can see it through my chest
And I’m terrified but I’m not leaving
Know that I must must pass this test
So just pull the trigger

Say a prayer to yourself
He says close your eyes
Sometimes it helps
And then I get a scary thought
That he’s here means he’s never lost

(Chorus)

As my life flashes before my eyes
I’m wondering will I ever see another sunrise?
So many won’t get the chance to say goodbye
But it’s too late too pick up the value of my life

(Chorus)

Taylor Swift Presale Ticket Passwords: Get Them Here!

Taylor Swift may be wholesome and good, but she is also responsible for a MAY-JAH internet meltdown today.

It seems that one can go online to obtain secret passwords to use to purchase tickets to see T-Swizzle before they go on sale to the rest of the poor souls of the world.

Searches for the presale passwords caused many sites to crash as they were overloaded with eagar tweens and old man pervs looking to score seats as close to Kanye’s nemisis as possible.

To save you some time, and possible Trojan horses being loaded into your hard-drive, we have the Taylor Swift Presale Passwords for you here:

Via PreSaleCentral:

Taylor Swift
Nassau Coliseum
Long Island
TaylorSwift.com/Internet Presale – TS2178

Taylor Swift
Prudential Center
Newark
TaylorSwift.com/Internet Presale – TS2178

Taylor Swift
The Palace of Auburn Hills
Auburn Hills
TaylorSwift.com/Internet Presale – TS9721

Taylor Swift
Verizon Center
Washington, DC
TaylorSwift.com/Internet Presale – TS6972

Taylor Swift (2 shows)
Wachovia Center
Phildadelphia
TaylorSwift.com Presale – TS1292

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Nick Jonas Girlfriend is 21 Year Old Courtney Galiano – PHOTOS

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A rumor that a 21 year old was dating the youngest Jonas Brother has proven to be true. (Click here for that original story of Nick Jonas Seduced by a 21 Year Old).

After doing a bit of digging, photos of Nick Jonas and Courtney Galiano dating and enjoying a Kings of Leon concert in Toronto were found. Fellow concert goers reported they were holding hands and getting cuddly during the show. Galiano was a former Knicks City Dancer turned “So You Think You Can Dance” contestant. The story goes that Nick met her on the set of “Camp Rock 2.”

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She is now a part of the Jonas entourage and had an overnight adventure with him and his brothers. They stayed in separate inns, but took a carriage ride together while in Ontario. Galiano also scored a spot in the new Jonas Brother video, “Bounce.”

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Adam Lambert Licks Nude Woman on Details Magazine- Photos

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American Idol” runnerup Adam Lambert is the cover boy for the new issue of “Details” magazine, but it’s the racy photos inside that will have tongues wagging. In what could no doubtly be dubbed as his sexiest shoot ever, Lambert and a female model can be seen in various poses including ones where she is completely nude and parts of her just happen to be blocked by his very strategically placed hands. He and the model also appear to be kissing in a few of the pictures, which is a little out of the norm for a gay man featured in a gay magazine. But hey, it looks pretty hot to me! And if this is how you get people talking then who am I to question it!

Per Details:

“There was one woman in Jersey who was actually gorgeous,” says Lambert. “She had obviously had a couple of cocktails, and during an after–show meet–and–greet, she just slithered up next to me and started kissing my neck. I was cool with it. But then it started to get a little weird because she was, like, moaning. She gave me a note that said, ‘I want to make out with you, here’s my number,’ and I was like, wow, this is crazy. But again, it’s cool. Because yeah, I am gay, but I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean I’m necessarily sleeping with them.”

Lambert goes on to say that female fans toss their bras and panties at him onstage, and admits that he saves as much of them as he can carry while stapling them underneath the stage in what he calls an ‘undergarment graveyard.’

Per Details:

“I think it’s weird that I’m having this effect on women. It’s flattering. I’ve never had underwear thrown at me before. Clearly there’s something significant about it, because there aren’t a lot of openly gay men in the entertainment industry.”

All through out the “American Idol” season I was drooling over Kris Allen, but who knew Adam could make me feel so tingly inside? Those are some hot pictures! Touching a woman seems more natural to him than it does to Tom Cruise. I’m just sayin’…

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iTunes “New Moon” Clip – See it HERE

Now Twi-hards, lets not break iTunes after you finished reading this, ok? “Twilight” fans desperately counting down the days until “New Moon” hits theaters have been treated to yet another sneak peek at the film. On the ‘one-month-til-premiere date, iTunes released a never before scene featuring Bella as she confronts the Wolf Pack about Jacob. When the shape-shifting group appears not to take her words seriously, she for some reason thinks its a good idea to slap Paul and gets to see what happens when the temperamental member of the pack is ticked off. The clip starts off with a small introduction by Taylor Lautner. Enjoy!

Lindsay Lohan’s Real Mother Revealed – Photos

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Holy Moses of Gwyneth’s Uterus as Crista would say. This settles it. Donatella Versace and Lindsay Lohan are starting their own race. Lohan is the result of Donatella’s horrid test tube baby experiment gone wrong and a mad scientist is being worshiped by dealers for creating the Wal-Mart of coke fiends.

LiLo hit up the Whitney Museum’s Gala in NYC last night and made kissy faces with Donatella Versace. She put on her Sunday Best Collagen Lips and headed out to do her ho stroll with the rest of the gala crew.

Mischa Barton was there and managed to look hot. You know you need to sit down when Mischa is looking hotter than your sorry rump.

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Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs

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Here is what is popping over at PopEater:

Octomom Thinks Jon Gosselin Is ‘Hot’

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Nail Down Pre-Nup

Weird Celebrity Auction Items For Sale

Is Jay Leno Ripping Off Howard Stern?