Stephen Colbert and Rihanna Need to Hook Up

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Upon inspection of this photo I noticed Stephen Colbert’s cup runneth over. Ok, I am lie telling. Upon glancing at the above photo his gigantic bulge smacked me in the face and said ‘LOOK AT ME IN PURE WONDER!!!!’

Colbert was doing a bobsledding gig for his show with U.S. bobsled driver Steven Holcomb. Wearing a tight red suit he either stuffed what looks to be human heart down his pants or we seriously underestimated the man and should move him to a presidential position in the Hollywood Hung Club. Or at least a secretarial position.

I am guessing this is what Rihanna was referring to when she supposedly stated that she wanted to date well endowed men from now on. (Click HERE to read about that quote.)

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