I am off to hop on plane and spend time with family members who will force me to drive across the country (I do it for the promise of booze), cook (which I am terrible at) and then play Trivia Pursuit (Which always ends the same way. Aunt Yetta calls Aunt Olivia a cheater and then Uncle Patrick and Uncle Conor argue over who is the greatest kung fu master Jet Li or Jackie Chan which makes the women of the family run and hide at K-Mart to fight other crazed Thanksgiving shoppers for the clearance rack turkey roaster and usually ends in bloodshed).
Happy Thanksgiving!
