You may be asking what that sound is…it sounds faintly of a woman giggling with glee and screaming,”Yes, Virginia! There is a Santa!” Yes kittens it’s me running through the streets trying to do my ho stroll for Jakey, but finding myself too giddy.
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up after dating for nearly 3 years according to People magazine. A “source” close to Witherspoon spilled the split story to the mag, but failed to provide in details of Jake head bobbing to “Single Ladies” as he waltzed out the door. So no reasons were given so we can assume that Reese decided to step aside and let me be his beard.
Trying to combat the reports, Reese’s agent is calling the break up rumors complete and total crap.
“It’s not true. They have not split.”
So we can deduct that Witherspoon is about to break up with him and the “friend” squealed too soon or People’s sources work at Pizza Hut and get their info from the weird smelling cat lady who comes in every Tuesday and claims that her feline roommates are BFF’s with celebs.
[...] messy – with Reese and Jake Gyllanhaal also ending their relationship recently (read about that here), I hope R & R’s kids are coping okay with the break-ups. Any hopes for a Ryan and Reese [...]