2009 November

Robert Downey Jr. on Esquire – Umm…No One Else Sees It?

November 11, 2009 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Maybe I just a dirty, dirty pervert through and through, but did the editors let the interns choose the cover for Robert Downey Jr.’s December issue of Esquire? I mean, his cup runneth over with testicles and he is gesturing to it as if to say, “Yup, that’s my package. God delivered. I signed for it. The world keeps on spinning.”

In the issue he talks about a little bit of everything from baby making to surfing the capitalism wave:

“The big unspoken thing here is that we intend to have a family… Hell, yeah. Speaking of artifacts. The ultimate artifact of our love. In a onesie.”

“Suffice to say, dude, I’m not paranoid anymore. I’m not fearful. It’s interesting to be surfing this tremendous crisis of capitalism — and I know there’s a coral reef under me and I don’t want to hang ten, but I do think that when you’re in the pole position, that’s when you try to beat your best personal time.”

Of course the issue of his choice in car was also brought up along with money issues:

“Shall I tell you the joys of the Jetta station wagon, dude? It’s low-profile. It’s got it all. The instrumentation, while firmly rooted in the twenty-first century, could easily be mistaken for 1993. The steering wheel has nothing but the steering wheel.”

“I love being a part of something that makes other people a bunch of dough. And I don’t need to make nothing but big movies. In fact, if anything I’m probably in danger of wearing out my welcome.”

Did he forget he was supposed to be pimping the new Sherlock Holmes movie? Maybe he drones on about what fierce bitch Guy Ritchie is in the full issue of the mag.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Quotes, Guy Ritchie, Magazines, WTF?!? Tagged With: Robert Downey Jr.'s December issue of Esquire

Robert Pattinson’s Ideal Girlfriend

November 11, 2009 By Crista Webster 6 Comments

Robert Pattinson likes his ladies strong and dark…like my coffee.

In an interview with OK! Magazine, Sparklepants describes what he looks for in a full-time lover.

Via OK!:

“I like people who are strong and have a lot of darkness to them. If she’s attractive, it doesn’t really matter [laughs]! I kind of prefer that [women approach me] and if they’re a fan, it’s perfect.”

Pattinson was caught holding hands with his co-star Kristen Stewart yesterday (check out those photos by clicking here).

I guess she fits the “strong and dark” requirement he’s looking for, but so did Bea Arthur.

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Frasier’s Kelsey Grammer Porn Star Past

November 11, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

I really miss ‘Frasier.’ Yes, I know it’s in syndication and I occasionally watch it, but I miss new ‘Frasier.’ I miss when sitcoms had soul and were funny and were well-written and brilliantly acted. Seriously, the episode in the ski lodge kills it-every single time!

‘Frasier’ owes it’s success to many people, but in particular Kelsey Grammer. Not only did he portray ‘Frasier’ for more years than I want to count, but he did so because he avoided making porno movies when young.

Yes. Porn. Frasier almost did a porno.

Via Star Pulse:

“I have been offered some odd roles. When I was young and cute, I was actually offered a porn film once. I was 18 years old. I was very broke at the time. It would’ve been $10,000. They said I was going to go on this yacht in the Bahamas with these two beautiful women. They called it The Bermuda Triangle (which) sounds pretty good. But then I thought, if I get lucky and actually do have success, I would be buying up copies of that for the rest of my life.”

Ah yes, ‘The Bermuda Triangle.’ It’s a classic. And I am not sure Grammer has what it took to pull that one off…pun intended.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Holding Hands-Photo

November 10, 2009 By Crista Webster 10 Comments

Those classy broads over at Popsugar finally got what you Twihards have been waiting for: photographic evidence pretty much confirming Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a couple.

As the two boarded a plane from Paris to London, paps snapped pics of the two strolling arm-in-arm. It also appears KStew is trying to lock onto Pattinson’s man meat as well.

Before you doubters out there start bombarding me with tall-tales about how you and the male “friends” you have walk around in the same manner-spare me. Really.

It isn’t how their walking, or leaning on one another, that confirms it for me. It isn’t even the fact that the two seem to have forgotten Taylor Lautner is even there either. It’s his face. Look at him. He looks…happy. Genuine. And clean. Like, ‘I want to not stink in front of this girl’ clean. For men, this happens only rarely and those of you who are married know what I am talking about.

And her face as well. She’s not as bitchy and moaning looking like she usually is, especially considering they are leaving one press junket for another-something Stewart seems to despise. She is enjoying her company and I am pretty sure she isn’t even aware that anyone other than Sparklepants is there.

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Joel Madden Walks Out After Pantyless Britney Spears Photo Gag

November 10, 2009 By Holly Stafford 3 Comments

Good Charlotte’s frontman Joel Madden was certainly in no mood for tolerating any sort of funny business this morning at a radio show in Australia, cause him to walk out mid-interview! Joel and brother Benji were in the studio on a morning radio show when they were asked to play a game to test if one could sense what the other was feeling. Benji was then blindfolded and Joel was handed a picture – the infamous shot of Britney Spears stepping out of her car without her underwear on – which failed to amuse Joel.

Per PopEater:

Joel said “I think I’m pretty laid back dude, but you guys are getting on my nerves.”

Hosts Matt and Jo then apologized to the brothers, saying the photo was known world-wide and they just wanted a reaction. Then for the second twin test Matt drew a shape on a piece of paper (three guesses what the shape was!) and that was what pushed Joel over the edge as listeners heard a clearly irritated Joel announce “We’re outta here.” He got up and left right after that, with Benji apparently walking out just after his brother made his exit. Joel then took to his twitter page to vent about the situation.

Per Twitter:

“Most of the time I can put up with idiot morning show hosts but not today. I guess I have finally found some Aussies I don’t get on with. Just walked out of a FOXfm interview in melbourne not in the mood to be a clown.”

Joel is said to have told producers he was offended by the shot because he is a father. He eventually cooled off a little, saying that this mornings radio incident ‘wasn’t that big a deal’ and that he just ‘didn’t want to waste anyone’s time.’ Good for you boys! The Madden brothers seem like sweethearts and this crap the radio station pulled was completely immature. I think they were dignified in their actions and if i were in the same position i would have walked out sooner! Come on, how would YOU feel if someone showed you Britney’s cooch at the crack of dawn?

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Disneys’ “The Princess And The Frog”

November 10, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Oh this looks fantastic! Disneys “The Princess and the Frog” is an animated family feature film loosely based on E.D. Baker’s novel “The Frog Princess” and the Grimm brothers’ “The Frog Prince.” Set in the French Quarter of New Orleans, a prince named Naveen from the land of Maldonia is transformed into a frog by the evil scheming voodoo magician Dr. Facilier. The frog prince mistakes a girl named Tiana for a princess and has her kiss him to break the spell. While the kiss doesn’t break the spell, it instead turns Tiana into a frog, too. Together, the two of them must reach the good voodoo priestess of the Bayou, Mama Odie, while befriending a trumpet-playing alligator and a hopelessly romantic firefly along the way. The film will open in limited release in New York and Los Angeles on November 25th before expanding into wide release on December 11th.

The film’s soundtrack “The Princess and the Frog: Original Songs and Score” will be released November 23rd. It contains seven instrumental pieces and ten original songs, including the pop theme song “Never Knew I Needed” contributed by Ne-Yo. The music video for the song is directed by Melina and will premiere online in the near future. Four time Grammy Award Winning composer Randy Newman also composed and directed the rest of the songs on the album.

Anika Noni Rose (the voice of Princess Tiana) and Walt Disney Pictures is giving fans an early treat with a sneak peak of the soundtrack to “The Princess and the Frog.” Watch the exclusive featurette above to hear some of the movies’ music and to learn why Princess Tiana’s song will set her apart from past princesses. You can also listen to exclusive snippets from the soundtrack here, then head on over to Amazon to preorder your copy of what will surely be one of the years best movie soundtracks.

There’s no way this won’t be an awesome movie and a beautiful soundtrack. The feeling I get anticipating this film and seeing the warmth put into it is indescribable. This is what Disney is all about.

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Joss Stone Loves Marijuana and Coke

November 10, 2009 By Holly Stafford 21 Comments

Now this is the kind of role model parents just love to have for their children. Singer Joss Stone openly admits she smokes marijuana and says she is likely to “dabble” in other illegal drugs because they look like “fun” even though she thinks they are “horrible.” Is she high, or just crazy?

Per DailyMail:

“I don’t want to take all those horrible drugs. Although some sound fun, so I might dabble now and then! I smoke cannabis, but I don’t think it’s really a drug. It’s more of a herb. I don’t regret saying that at all.”

When asked how regularly she smoked, she says it depends on if she is working, and on what song, comparing it to the likes of having a drink to her. Stone goes on to say that she believes ‘soft drugs’ such as marijuana are far more safer than alcohol. Her comments have infuriated anti-drugs campaigners who are accusing Stone of trivializing a serious issue.

“Weed has been given this evil stamp, but how is it dangerous? It’s going to make you laugh your arse off? You might go to sleep? I think alcohol is much more harmful. People beat the f**k out of each other on alcohol. But I don’t smoke weed all day long.”

Stone said critics are lashing out at her because she is too honest.

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Drugs and Alcohol

Hollywood Dame’s PopEater Favs

November 10, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Here’s whats happening over at PopEater:

Fans Walk Out on Tracy Morgan During Raunchy Routine

Carrie Prejean Owns Up to Solo Sex Tape: ‘Never Did I Think It Would Come Out’

Kevin McHale Leaves the Wheelchair on Set, Spills Juicy ‘Glee’-tails

‘Glee’ Star Kevin McHale: ‘I’m Really Good at Not Moving My Legs’

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Robert Pattinson: I’m Disgusting and Manic Depressive

November 10, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Here is your daily dose of Sparklepants and celebrity quotes. Doing an interview with Britain’s New Magazine, Robert Pattinson called his hygiene habits disgusting.

“It gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. My personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting! Really, it’s that I have very few clothes that I like and I’m traveling all the time so I can’t really get any more.”

With all the screamy Twihards out there you’d think he find a ho to run a rake through his unicorn patch and introduce his jeans to Tide. Regardless, he goes on to describe his mental state.

“You over-analyze everything – you analyze how if you say one thing, someone likes you, and if you say another, they don’t. You begin to experiment on people, which isn’t good for real life. I don’t think I’m very romantic any more – just manic depressive.”

Egads. Did he think he was on ‘The View’ when he did this interview?

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Lindsay Lohan was Dating Heath Ledger at the Time of His Death

November 10, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

…and today Robert Pattinson rode a white unicorn through my livingroom while singing the theme song from “Growing Pains.”

If you believe the hot-mess mother-of-the-year that is Dina Lohan, then you must believe that her daughter Lindsay, 23 going on 56, was dating Heath Ledger and they were in love at the time of his death.

Radar got a hold (i.e. sent in by Daddy Lohan) of audio from a recorded phone conversation between Dina and Lindsay’s dad Michael Lohan.

Among stating that the two actors were dating at the time of Ledger’s death, Lohan also revealed that she was worried Lindsay would also mix booze and pills. The audio omits Michael’s part of the convo and only airs out Dina’s comments.

“And she was dating Heath when he died,” Dina reveals to Michael. “I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?”

Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay’s life too: “Because when she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.”

Dina also commented on Lohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson, stating that Lindsay can’t walk away due to the fact that she has a dependency issue, poor DNA, and asthma.

At least she got the poor DNA part correct.

Note by Dame Cara: While it is true that Lohan and Ledger were rumored to hook up several times, I doubt love had anything to do with it. She was seen going in and out of Heath’s apartment according to paparazzi and spies, but never photographed. Being that the girl can’t even do a ho stroll without 6 looming paps I find it odd that they were never photographed together. One of the last reports of their hook ups stated that they reunited over the Thanksgiving holiday in 2007 at the Beatrice Inn in New York.

“Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away” claims a source “When she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical.”

This will be the second attempt to name drop Heath by the Lohans. Most recently Professor Whore Mouth aired out his daughters relationship with Heath for some press. (Click here to read about that.)

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