2009 November

Christian Serratos Nude Peta Ad – Photo

November 10, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

Fart in a mitten and call me Tuesday-Christian Serratosis gorgeous.

The ‘Twilight Saga’ actress released her new Peta print ad yesterday…and the 19 year-old held nothing back. In fact, her back was totally bare. Serratos, known as Angela Weber in the series, posed completely nude for the fur fighters.

“Serratos lends her naked body to the ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ campaign that’s popular among celebrities.

In the ad, the actress leans up against a tree in a forest that looks like it’s straight out of the movies that made her famous.”

Seriously? Why can’t some of the ‘Twilight’ guys be vegetarians?

Click Here to See the Entire Ad at Popeater

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Justin Timberlake is Using Jessica Biel for Sex

November 10, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Here we go kittens. Despite numerous reports by sources, snitches and frenemy blabber mouths, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have been showing a united front by going on walkies together and grabbing some food on occasion. Most recently JT took Biel to a Jay-Z concert. This would pretty much blast any reports of a split, but now the word is that they are just friends with sexy times benefits.

Per Fox News:

“Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn’t want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn’t able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship.

At first she was very reluctant, but she missed him a lot and so she decided to give it a try even though it wasn’t exactly how she wanted things to be. She’s still in love with him, and they are still attracted to each other, so it would have been difficult for them to quit each other cold turkey.”

So basically he told her he wasn’t going to marry her because he found his inner slut. Holy Moses of Gwyneth Paltrow’s uterus. He is the male version of Megan Fox only slightly less idiotic. Or perhaps a future George Clooney only more idiotic but still loves those cocktail waitresses/flight attendants/Waffle House manager.

“Justin gets the best of both worlds,” says the source. “He doesn’t have to lose Jess as a lover or a friend, but he’s free to explore other [relationships].”

Rumor has it that he had been “exploring” Rihanna before they called it quits just in time for RiRi’s “Chris Brown Beat Me Now Buy My Album!” tour. Besides I was under the impression that after you graduate from college you no longer had to do the “friends with benefits” thing and could just come right out and say, “thanks for the o-face, don’t call me.”

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna Tagged With: broke up, Cheating, Chris Brown, friends with benefits, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake is Using Jessica Biel for Sex, open relationship, Rihanna, Split

The Dame’s Link Worthy

November 10, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

Justin Timberlake Grew to ‘Fear’ Stalker- Popeater

Why Lindsay Lohan Says Dad Michael Lohan Should be Behind Bars- First Class Fashionista

Jennie Garth Is Cute For Charity- Knocked Up Celebs

Taylor Lautner Admits It’s Weird Dating Taylor Swift- Gossip Teen

Demi Moore: W Magazine Covergirl- Right Fashions

Jay-Z wants to have babies with Beyonce- Earsucker

Caption This: When D-Bags Unite- College Candy

Is Colin Firth’s new film “too gay” for mainstream audiences?- Celebitchy

Is Someone Turning Into Carson Daly?- Celebrity Smack

Rihanna surprise performance!- Celeb Pulp

Arnold Klein Used Helicopters To Treat Michael Jackson- Wooden Spears

“Precious” Makes Box-Office Record on Limited Release- Tonic Gossip

The Serabee EP Released Tomorrow- Ten Gossip

Kellan Lutz Prefers ‘Eclipse’ Over ‘New Moon’- Socialite Life

Oh This is So Classy and Attractive- Popbytes

Heidi Montag Copycats Lauren Conrad With New Book, ‘Compton Cookie’- Allie is Wired

Kellie Pickler’s New Do- Backseat Cuddler

Andre Agassi’s 60 Minutes Interview- Bumpshack

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Sammy Sosa White Skin Bleaching

November 9, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Sammy Sosa, former Chicago Cubs Home Run Hitting Machine, showed up for the 2009 Latin Grammy Awards looking a little pale. Fingers have already been pointed in the skin bleaching direction. Despite his skin looking extremely white, his peeps insist it is just a skin rejuvenation process.

Per PopCrunch:

“He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin,” according to Rebecca Polihronis, a former Cubs staffer who keeps in regular contact with Sammy. “Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting.”

“People who saw him in person did not react the same way. He can’t believe it is such a big deal…He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving. He said, ‘If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture.’”

Egads.

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Russel Brand and Katy Perry Moving in Together

November 9, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

It must be getting serious with Katy Perry because it appears that Russell Brand is looking to unload his famed bachelor pad! The 3-bedroom/3-bathroom “modern gothic” home includes a reception room that Brand has confessed he’s “slightly intimidated” by, a master bedroom which connects to the impressive master bathroom that includes a gorgeous teacup-shaped bathtub, an outdoor hot tub in the yard complete with a television and an overhead canopy, and a separate yoga room on the second floor (check out his beautiful bachelor home here.) Oh the stories that place could tell if those walls could talk… This will certainly add fuel to the fire about recent rumblings that the couple have been quietly house-hunting together for a few weeks now, reportedly looking at 5,000 sq ft pads in Hollywood Hills, as Russell has been telling his pals that Katy is “the one.” What, the lucky millionth one? But no. He’s serious, apparently.

Per Gossip Center:

“I’ve been really happy in the last couple of months. All I know is that I have met someone who I like and makes me happy. I am very much fulfilled. Having met Katy she has certainly been a catalyst in changing my life but I have been changing my life for myself first and foremost, because it’s a better way for me to be living at this time.”

The couple, very sensibly, are only looking to rent a luxury house, rather than buying one at this time during their new relationship. Things are going so well with the couple that he has even met her pastor parents. According to Brand, things went well when meeting them, who previously expressed shocked at their romance.

Per Angry Ape:

“I’ve had the privilege of meeting Katy’s family.” Brand told the Belfast Telegraph. “I always get along with spiritual people. For me the things that happen on a higher level are more important that transient things.”

Wow sounds like things are moving really fast for these two. Wonder if he’ll be ‘Russell’-ing up a ring anytime soon? I wouldn’t be surprised if they had a quickie wedding before the year is over.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Katy Perry Tagged With: house, house hunting, Katy Perry, Looking, Parents, Relationship, Rent, Russell Brand, Sale, Sell

Katt Williams Arrested

November 9, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Of course some random celebrity was arrested this weekend. Katt Williams, comedian and obvious Z-Lister, broke into someone’s home and tried to thief some jewelry Lindsay Lohan style. Snark Food has the details.

The Coweta County Sheriff’s Office reports Micah S. Katt Williams was arrested following a call from an unidentified homeowner Sunday night reporting an intruder had “gained entry by breaking into the home, and items were taken from the residence.”Katt Williams was identified as the suspect in the burglary and booked into the Coweta County Jail. Williams has been charged with burglary and criminal trespassing and is expect to be arraigned on Monday afternoon.

Sounds like he needs to watch Discovery channel and take notes on some Matt Johnston and Jon Douglas Rainey getting their skilled and sexy burglary on.

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Steven Tyler Quits Aerosmith

November 9, 2009 By Holly Stafford 2 Comments

There have been multiple rumors recently suggesting that Aerosmith’s frontman Steven Tyler had left the band. And according to guitarist Joe Perry, he is saying something along the same lines, confirming that Tyler is unlikely to perform with the band again.

Per People:

“Steven quit as far as I can tell. I don’t know any more than you do about it,” Perry told the Las Vegas Sun, adding that the singer “has had no contact with me or the other band members”.

Perry’s comments follow those of bandmate Brad Whitford, who last week said that Aerosmith were going to hold ‘crisis talks’ about their future as a band after their relationship with Tyler became strained. Reports say that Tyler told “Classic Rock” magazine, that his next project was unclear, but it would definitely be something “working on the brand myself, Steven Tyler.” Not quite sure what thats supposed to mean, but if Tyler’s appearance in the movie “Be Cool” is anything to go by it will be the very worst thing ever created by a human being in all of mankinds history… Perry claims that Tyler has been cold towards him and he hasn’t heard from him in months, explaining that Tyler has been avoiding the bands phone calls, but they have “learned to live with it.”

“Obviously, he hasn’t been giving 100 percent for a long time,” Perry said. “Frankly, the last few months I’ve been wanting not to rock the boat. I don’t want him cancelling any more gigs. We really wanted to do these last four. We didn’t want to call him out or get him pissed off, for whatever reason. So we just let things lie. I still care for him as a person, or at least the person I used to know,” he said. “But things change. We’ll probably find somebody else, and then we’ll be able to move Aerosmith up a notch.”

But that won’t really be Aerosmith, will it? Sure, it might sound like Sweet Emotion when the new line-up plays it, but if it’s not being wailed out by an old man who looks like a Janice Dickinson mannequin that’s been stitched together out of rejected doll parts and dances like a monkey jacked up on crown and coke, then it’s not going to fool anyone.

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Jessica Simpson uses Booze and Twitter to Get Through Tough Times

November 9, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

Jessica Simpson and I finally have something in common!

Well, that is if you believe the tabloids and their various reports that Jess is using booze and her Twitter page to get over her break-up with Tony Romo and her lack-luster career. I, on the other hand, use booze and Twitter to make it through Tuesday (c’mon, it’s the toughest day of the week!).

Via Celebitchy:

“She is beating herself up over poor career choices, and feels as if she didn’t give her best effort to her two-year relationship with Tony Romo or her marriage to Nick Lachey.”

“Her family has been keeping a close eye on her alcohol consumption,” disclosed the friend. “Jess sometimes goes overboard and then gets very emotional. They want to be there to nip it in the bud before it becomes a problem.”

On Oct. 23, Jessica posted this on Twitter: “Everyday I am challenged to be the best version of myself. Can I do it?Yes!! Gods plan for my life is bigger than me…so is yours..believe!” Then on November 3: “This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me.”

Poor Jessica. It could be worse. You could have wasted your best years watching “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica” instead of filming it.

Now, grab Ken Paves, update your weave and go dancing.

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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Big Baby News

November 9, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

WAIT!!! Before you wash down those sleeping pills with a bottle of Grey Goose, Khloe Kardashian is NOT pregnant...yet.

While doing press (for what?) newlyweds Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian stopped by the Chelsea Handler Show where Odom revealed that he’s ready to knock-up Khloe much to her surprise.

Via Popeater: