Happy Holidays!

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I am off to hop on plane and spend time with family members who will force me to drive across the country (I do it for the promise of booze), cook (which I am terrible at) and then play Trivia Pursuit (Which always ends the same way. Aunt Yetta calls Aunt Olivia a cheater and then Uncle Patrick and Uncle Conor argue over who is the greatest kung fu master Jet Li or Jackie Chan which makes the women of the family run and hide at K-Mart to fight other crazed Thanksgiving shoppers for the clearance rack turkey roaster and usually ends in bloodshed).

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tokio Hotel – World Behind My Wall

Tokio Hotel is a German band founded in Magdeburg, Germany in 2001 consisting identical brothers Bill and Tom Kaulitz, along with Gustav Schafer and Georg Listing. The four met after a live show in a Magdeburg club where Listing and Schafer, who knew each other from music school, watched from the audience while the Kaulitz brothers played on the stage. They formed a band and soon began playing in talent shows and small concerts under the name Devilish, being discovered by music producer Peter Hoffmann after Bill’s participation in a children’s Star Search in 2003. They then decided to change their name from Devilish to Tokio Hotel: “Tokio”, the German spelling of the Japanese city Tokyo, due to a love of the city, and “Hotel” due to their constant touring and living in hotels.

Its been quite the busy month for Tokio Hotel; Not only are they featured in the new Verizon Droid commercial their song “Human Connect To Human” (Check out the sci-fi themed spot here), but they also won the award for Best Group earlier this month at MTV’s European Music Awards where they also performed their new single “World Behind My Wall.” This guitar-charged ballad is their new, official focus track in the US and follows “Automatic” as the second single off of their latest album, “Humanoid.” Check out the song above then head on over to iTunes to pick up their latest album.

Chace Crawford Lost His Virginity to Shauna Sand

Gossip Girl’s’ residential eye candy, Chace Crawford, is the subject of a deflowering story that will forever ruin any fantasies you may harbor.

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Shauna Sand claims to have taken the virginity of Chace Crawford and dated him briefly after meeting at a college party. She went and blabbed the story to Star mag giving details of their relationship. The then 18 year old Crawford caught the eye of Sand (she was 32 at the time) and her lucite themed ho stroll.

“He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him! I even gave him a key to my apartment,” Shauna said.

I can just picture Pretty Pretty Princess walking up to Sand uttering those words that made her fall in love with him…..“Would you like me to hold your beer bong my lady?” It gets better one of Chace’s friends added to the tale of star crossed love.

“Chace told me, ‘Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I’ll never forget it!’”

Their short lived romance ended as they drifted apart and Shauna moved on to the next helpless virgin. She further claims that they reheated their sexy times in 2007 after she divorced her second husband.

I am dipping my mind’s eye in Tilex. What respectable 32 year old woman is hitting college parties and nailing 18 year old teenagers? (Notice I used the word respectable so you can’t call me a hypocrite.) Sand also detailed their “wild sex” stories and I think I got herpes just from reading about it. Now if you will excuse me I need to hop on the good food and hit the free clinic.

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Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Cover and Out Takes – See Them HERE!

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The Frisky has brought forth unto Twifans and crazed Team Jacob panty wearing moms the Taylor Lautner Rolling Stone Cover. (Sounds of a choir of children singing and doves being released.)

Yes, I’m sure this will be the best selling Rolling Stone cover of the year, easily! However, this is likely the last Taylor Lautner cover shot for awhile with the “New Moon” opening behind us. Now we need to wait a couple months for the PR machine to rev up again in anticipation of “Eclipse” in June. By then Lautner will even be of legal age, which will make this whole operation going on of half naked pictures completely legal for us non-teenaged Twi-hards to drool over. Is he really only 17 years old?! …Excuse me while my almost-30 behind goes and bathes in some holy water.

You can see more Outtakes of Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Photos by Click HERE.

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Miley Cyrus Yells ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am!?!’ at Waitress

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Miley Cyrus is no stranger to abusing her power. The ‘Hannah Montana’ starlet demanded to meet Radiohead, but the band snubbed meeting her and she threw a fit. Cyrus went on a struggling radio show and talked about the event like it was a CNN version of the girls bathroom and they were trying to guess who the knocked up prom queen was. She then vowed “to ruin” the band and blab to everyone for not meeting her.

It appears her ego has opened its mouth again as she yelled at a waitress at Pop Burger on East 58th Street. Why? The counter clerk didn’t know who she was.

“The counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, “Are you serious? You don’t recognize me? I’m Miley Cyrus.” The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran her credit card with her name on it and shrugged, “That’s nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day.”

Hannah Montana may reign supreme now, but her future is probably filled with menthol lights, gold lame pants and bingo halls. Just as Jem. After she and the holograms split she ended up falling for a rough trick named Peter Piper and is shacked up at Y after her house caught on fire after the meth incident.

For a Top 10 List of Celebrities Who Abuse Their Power, Click HERE.

New Music Friday (A Wee Bit Early!) – Carney

The brothers Carney, Reeve and Zane, form the hard-riffing, blues-singing core of the rock ‘n roll band, Carney. Carney’s debut music video for “Love Me Chase Me” follows the life & death of a character named Mr. Green. Evan Rachel Wood guest stars in the video opposite Reeve Carney, Broadways next Spiderman. She is also starring in the upcoming “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark” Broadway Production, playing Peter Parker’s love interest Mary Jane Watson. The video was shot on the set of HBO’s “Carnivale” in the California desert.

“Love Me Chase Me” is available now on iTunes. Their final L.A. area show of the year is this Saturday, November 28th at the El Rey Theatre – Tickets can be purchased here.

Check out their interesting and amazing video above. I’m sure we’ll hear lots more from them in the new year!

Anderson Cooper Shacks Up With His Lover, Will Announce He is Gay

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In my fantasy world, I am Anderson Cooper’s neighbor. In the evenings, we take martinis on the balcony while trash-talking the bitches at Fox News and eating boxes of Little Debbie Zebra Cakes. It’s my happy place.

Now, it seems, I have to make some room in that happy place for Cooper’s rumored lover, gay bar owner Ben Maisani.

According to the National Enquirer (i.e. take it for what it’s worth), the Silver Fox and Maisani have been together for around 8 months and are now taking the plunge into his-and-his real estate.

“Anderson has found his ‘Mr. Right’ in Ben. Their relationship is so solid they want to move in together, and they’ve been looking at Manhattan real estate. Anderson firmly believes that media members should keep their personal lives private, but for years he’s dropped hints that he’s gay. Now that he’s with Ben – who is certainly not shy about his sexuality – Anderson is seriously considering publicly acknowledging his sexuality.

The couple also are rumored to have recently returned from a romantic getaway to India. Whatever happened to body-shots in Cancun? Ah, romance is so dead. Regardless, I cannot wait for the People magazine cover of him rolling in women’s shoes and glitter with the words ‘Yup, I’m Gay’ on the cover.

Stephen Colbert and Rihanna Need to Hook Up

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Upon inspection of this photo I noticed Stephen Colbert’s cup runneth over. Ok, I am lie telling. Upon glancing at the above photo his gigantic bulge smacked me in the face and said ‘LOOK AT ME IN PURE WONDER!!!!’

Colbert was doing a bobsledding gig for his show with U.S. bobsled driver Steven Holcomb. Wearing a tight red suit he either stuffed what looks to be human heart down his pants or we seriously underestimated the man and should move him to a presidential position in the Hollywood Hung Club. Or at least a secretarial position.

I am guessing this is what Rihanna was referring to when she supposedly stated that she wanted to date well endowed men from now on. (Click HERE to read about that quote.)

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The Dancing part is almost over: Earsucker

The only way I’ll sleep with Robert Pattinson: College Candy

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Another incredibly depressing movie: Backseat Cuddler

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