Martha Stewart Loves Robert Pattinson, Hates Rachel Ray

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Martha Stewart sure did not hold back in an interview with “Nightline” when asked about cooking competitor Rachael Ray. In the interview, Stewart says that she’s not interested in taking shortcuts in the kitchen, whether it be teaching them or taking them. She says Ray, on the other hand, professed that she cannot bake, then proceeded to criticize the Food Network star saying that Ray is not ‘good enough’ for her.

Per PopEater:

“She — just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She — and that’s not good enough for me. She’s more of an entertainer than she is, with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That’s not what she’s professing to be,” Stewart explains in the ‘Nightline’ segment.

Ouch! Stewart does make a good point though. You don’t watch Ray for her recipes, you watch for entertainment. Stewart then pushed the knife a little bit further into Rays back, claiming that she always tries to publish something that is ‘unique and lasting.’ Is anything ever good enough for the Queen of the Kitchen? Well, yes. Her cookbooks are, actually. She says her books are designed as, ”Something that will fulfill a need in someone’s library,” while Ray’s books are “different.” Just how does Ray react to this? She actually agrees with Stewart!

Per Us:

“Why would it make me mad?” Ray asks. “Her skill set is far beyond mine. That’s simply the reality of it.” Ray adds that “that doesn’t mean that what I do isn’t important too… I don’t consider it needling. I really just think she’s being honest. She does have a better skill set than I do when it comes to producing a beautiful, perfect, high-quality meal.” Says Ray, “I’d rather eat Martha’s than mine, too.”

Hey, at least she admits it! Is Stewart always such a drinker of the haterade? Apparently not, as Kristen Stewart revealed that she may have some heavy competition for the affections of her leading man last night on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.” Kristen says while filming an appearance on “The Martha Stewart Show” earlier this week, Martha kept changing the topic to Robert Pattinson, revealing she had had a dream about our beloved vampire.

Per Contact:

“All she wanted to do was talk about Rob! She told me she had a dream that she hung out with him. I was like, ‘That’s awesome!’ There was a whole pie segment and I assumed that’s what we were gonna talk about. And she was like, ‘You know, I’m such a fan and I had a dream about Robert the other night.’ I was like, ‘Dude, I should hook you guys up!’ She just said they hung out – I don’t know what goes along with that. I didn’t really push it, I was just like, ‘OK, that’s cool.’ She said he was really down to earth and real and she really liked that – in the dream!”

Well, Sparklepants has expressed his preference for older women on more than one occasion. But who knew Martha was such a cougar! I bet her dream consisted of her sitting down naked in the kitchen with Robert over her knee spanking him with her rubber spatula…

More videos of Kristen Stewart on Jimmy Fallon and Robert Pattinson on David Letterman are After the Cut. Click “Read More…”

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Demi Moore’s W Mag Photoshop Disaster – Cover

W Magazine features self-proclaimed “puma” Demi Moore on the cover of their December issue…well, almost all of Demi.

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Apparently, the W staff learned photo shop from a vocational high school substitute and seemed to have hacked-off Mrs. Kutcher’s left hip.

Via OMG:

“The mistake hardly needs to be pointed out. If you look at Moore’s left hip (our right), it seems that what used to be flesh is now a great deal of white space. But, don’t worry, Mrs. Kutcher’s thigh still seems normal, though now it appears to bulge out below her sarong.”

Not to worry. Her hip was later located in the trash next to her husband’s acting career.

UPDATE: Anthony Citrano, an LA based photographer emailed The Dame and graciously added his thoughts.

“Her hip is clearly – and magically – “fused” to the sash. This doesn’t happen organically; it happens digitally. Obviously it was a clumsy mistake.”

There you have it. A professional opinion.

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Claire Danes Flashes Crowd at ‘Me and Orson Welles’ Premiere – Photos

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It was a bit nippley at the premiere of “Me and Orson Welles” last night. Claire Danes walked the red carpet in a super sheer black dress that left little to the imagination.

Danes and her costar, Zac Efron, dominated the event. I am sure Zac was grateful that she apparently dislikes bras.

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Adam Lamber Versus ‘Out’ Magazine

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Adam Lambert is featured in this year’s “Out 100″ list in “Out” Magazine but there were apparently some rules about how he should represent himself. Reportedly, Lamberts reps insisted on limiting his questions, not wanting to make him seem “too gay” and the editior-in-chief of the magazine, Aaron Hicklin, was none to pleased and responded with an open letter to Lambert.

Per Out: “Although you narrowly lost to Kris Allen, you were the real winner for those of us who saw your success as a test of America’s growing tolerance. That’s why we’re proud to have you in this year’s Out 100, along with all the other men and women who don’t believe their sexuality should be a barrier to success. It’s unfortunate, therefore, that your record label and management don’t share the same view. We’re curious whether you know that we made cover offers for you before American Idol was even halfway through its run. Apparently, Out was too gay, even for you. There was the issue of what it would do to your record sales, we were told. Imagine! A gay musician on the cover of a gay magazine. What might the parents think! It’s only because this cover is a group shot that includes a straight woman that your team would allow you to be photographed at all — albeit with the caveat that we must avoid making you look “too gay.” (Is that a medical term? Just curious). Luckily, you seemed unaware that a similar caution was issued to our interviewer.

It’s odd, because this magazine has done covers with Pete Wentz and Lady Gaga — getting straight men and women to do Out is easy these days. It gives them cred. Getting gay stars like yourself is another matter. Much easier to stick you in Details, where your homosexuality can be neutralized by having you awkwardly grabbing a woman’s breast and saying, “Women are pretty.” So are kittens, Adam, but it doesn’t mean you have to make out with them.”

Meow, indeed! The author of the interview, Shana Naomi Krochmal, also posted a letter in which she responds to the thousands of comments the magazine got about Hicklin’s letter and the interview, in which she claims she was ushered out onto a balcony where she was cautioned by a publicist not to make the interview “too gay” or “you know, gay-gay.” Not one to sit back and stay quiet, Lambert had a simple Twitter response to the letter from the editor in chief of magazine: Chill.

Per Radar:

“Dear Aaron, it’s def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine… Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publications’ agenda onto my career.”

I wonder if his reps ok’ed his tweet beforehand? Something tells me we won’t see Lambert featured in the magazine again for quite some time, if ever. Adam is right on one account, the letter did draw attention to the magazine. Mission accomplished.

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Nicole Richie Hospitalized

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Nicole Richie has checked into Cedars-Sinai Hospital. The baby-momma/jewelry designer/famous daughter of Lionel is said to be suffering from pneumonia.

Her rep released the following statement to US Weekly:

“Nicole has checked into Cedars-Sinai where she is being treated for pneumonia. She is doing well.”

Richie canceled plans to launch her new jewelry line, House of Harlow, at Bebe on November 10 citing illness.

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Levi Johnstons Playgirl Spread Will Bore You

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Your Christmas gifts are coming a tad early this year from Playgirl.com – in the form of a teaser picture from Levi Johnstons‘ nude, but non full-frontal, photo shoot. In the photo of Johnston, giving his best bedroom eyes impression, he is showing presumably in the shower with one arm up over his head and staring blankly into the camera lens. Not so scandalous as anyone expected because really, what are we looking at? Just the top of the guy’s body… shoulders up. Since when is pit hair sexy? The black and white photograph is just one of the many photos to come, which will include a tribute to “hockey moms” that features Johnston posing with a hockey stick.

He seems to have quite the nice body! Too bad his brain isn’t as healthy. More teaser pictures are expected to be released next week… and even though he wussed out on giving us the full monty. I am not one to turn down a peek, but I rather pass on seeing his moose meat. The semi-nude photos will run online in January.

Quotables:

The Blemish: I’m not sure what the big deal is about Levi Johnston being in Playgirl as it appears to be big news to everyone but me. Anyway, Playgirl released a teaser photo of Levi’s spread in which he has decided that will not be doing full frontal much to the dismay of, um, someone.

College Candy: Levi might be conventionally attractive, but his status as Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Jon Gosselin’s new buddy – Michael Lohan must be green with envy – and an all-around jerk (in response to New York Magazine asking him how he was adjusting to life in the Big Apple, Levi said, “I run this city. It ain’t no thang.” UGH) means that we’re less than excited about the idea of having naked pictures of this a**hat plastered all over the internet next week.

Carmen Electra’s Lesbian Sex Tape – VIDEO

Another celebrity is throwing their hat into the ring for world’s most boring sex tape.

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Carmen Electra gyrated around and filmed some of her sexy making times with another woman and a man filming the bad homemade porn. Electra’s ‘Sex Tape’ is not really NSFW, but I put it under the cut in case the queen swings by. CLICK “READ MORE…” TO SEE CARMEN ELECTRA’S SEX TAPE

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