2009 November

Miley Cyrus VS. Twilight Saga – Video

November 18, 2009 By Crista Webster 2 Comments

Miley Cyrus doesn’t like anything that threatens her tightly held reign as queen of the tweens. And that includes ‘The Twilight Saga.’

With the release of ‘New Moon’ just two days away, Miley, like nearly everyone is Hollywood these days, was asked whether or not she’s Team Edward or Team Jacob.

Bitches please. She’s Team Miley.

Via MTV:

“I’ve never seen it and nor will I ever. I don’t believe in it. I don’t like vampires. … I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I don’t like it. I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it.”

Following this interview, she likely gyrated around a stripper pole, made out with a 20-year-old, and took some more racially offensive pictures.

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Guess Who!

November 18, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Guess Who faked a bloody attack for press.

Click HERE to find out!

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People’s Sexiest Man Alive NOT Robert Pattinson, It’s Johnny Depp!

November 18, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Johnny Depp reprises his role as People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2009. The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star was bestowed the title of Sexiest Man Alive in 2003.

Robert Pattinson was falsely given the title yesterday as a fake cover of the issue ran rampant over the net. (Click HERE to read the full story of Robert Pattinson People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Hoax). While the Twilight Saga heartthrob DID make the list, he didn’t score the #1 spot.

*Ryan Reynolds- Came second. All true gentlemen should.
*Jake Gyllenhaal – That’s right kittens, my hairy beast made the top 5.
*Bradley Cooper- Really? This guy’s sexy face is the same look of constipation.
*Robert Downey Jr. – Ah, yes. The Cinderella of Blow. Good for him.
*David Beckham – Balls. Digitally enhanced hairless ones.
*Gilles Marini – He kinda has a hairy, foreign version of Jakey thing going on… so I will let it slide.
*The Men of Glee – Ummm…Crista might be able to explain this one.
*Nick Cannon – BWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! This is a joke right? How much did The Keeper of Mariah’s Hello Kitty Sticker Collection and purse holder have to shell out to nab a spot on the list?
*Adam Lambert – Gays are so hot right now.

John Cho, Chris Daughtry, Jerry O’Connell, John Legend and Sparklepants finished the list.

Yet, as pointed out by Michael K over at Dlisted, where the hell is Anderson Cooper? Harold (of the Harold and Kumar films) was deemed a must hump, but the Silver Fox was snubbed? Mimi’s assistant whored his way onto the list but Anderson Cooper robbed of his glory? I mean Johnny Depp in his pirate garb makes me smile in various regions, but I am writing a letter to the mag demanding a RE-DO.

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Cameron Diaz Stars in ‘Worst Movie Ever Made’

November 18, 2009 By Crista Webster 4 Comments

Just days after Cameron Diaz’s thriller, ‘The Box‘ was released, film buffs across America have panned the film labeling it ‘one of the worst movies ever made.’

The thriller, based on Richard Matheson’ 1970 short story “Button, Button,” has been panned by film buffs in America, with officials at CinemaScore, who monitor fan reaction to movies, giving the flop an “F” rating – the lowest score possible.

Company boss Ed Mintz says, “People really thought this was a stinker.”

I’m sorry, are there really people out there who think ‘The Mask’ and ‘The Sweetetst Thing’ were cinematic masterpieces? Diaz has been producing crap since she decided to stop dancing around in her underwear.

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Avril Lavigne is Nailing Handy Manny

November 18, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Ew. Now that Avril Lavigne has officially divorced Deryck Whibley, she is no longer attempting to hide her indiscretions. Translation – Prince Pelvis of Hot Topic is a bag of Doritos and a bottle of schnapps away from a sex tape.

Before she and Whibley officially split she was seen “acting anything but married” in the Hamptons in August. She has also been on rampage of hooking up with some questionable suitors including Brandon Davis. Avril was rumored to be cheating on Deryck with Davis for months at a time during their marriage. (click HERE to read more on Avril Cheating on Deryck)

Now the “Complicated” singer is nailing Lindsay Lohan’s ex., Wilmer Valderramma.

“They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation in 2005, but things heated up last month,” an insider tells Life & Style. “One of their first dates was Oct. 29 at Nobu in West Hollywood.” Avril, 25, and Wilmer, 29, took things public at LA club Wonderland last Saturday. “She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other’s ear, laughing,” says a witness. “They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2.”

What happened to making sexy times with Dole Pineapple Prince, Justin Murdock? Honey, every ho knows money trumps Disney show. I get that Wilmer has a fetish for teen queens so it’s no surprise he is trying to lure Avril into his van to see some puppies and eat candy. Regardless, I give it a week before Prince Pelvis of Hot Topic is ho strollin’ for Leonardo DiCaprio or the guy with a lazy eye and operates the fork lift at Costco.

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Michael Buble Defends Britney Spears

November 17, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Michael Buble has come to Britney Spears defense as the controversy surrounding her lip-synced shows in Australia, blasting Australian journalists for their harsh criticism of Spears and suggesting that they need to lay off the singer.

He says, “You’d think she killed someone. As an artist, and a human being, some of what has been written about her is so nasty. OK, she lip-syncs her show, people know that, they make the decision if they want to go and see her do that.”

Earlier this month, Spears was forced to respond and squash rumors of a mass walk-out during one of her concerts when the press reported that fans left angry and disgusted over the realization that she was not singing live. Buble says that he doesn’t feel as though Spears should be ‘bashed by the media’ because he, too, lip-synchs his concerts, referring to himself as the ‘Milli Vanilli of jazz.’ Has anyone ever really heard Britney sing live? Without the help of the magical-music-making-machines behind her, its not a pretty sound. Trust me, lip-synching for her is the way to go!

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Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Phillippe Secretly Dating

November 17, 2009 By Cara Harrington 6 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has been going through men faster than you can say free clinic. Most recently she has been linked Balthazar Getty (Sienna Miller’s married boyfriend) and Gerard Butler. After Samantha Ronson dumped Lindsay and her issues, it is being said that she has been on the hunt for one night stands as she club hops.

Her latest victim is rumored to be Ryan Phillippe. Despite the fact that he is supposedly dating Abbie Cornish, the woman he had an affair with while still married, a growing buzz insists Lohan and Phillippe have hooked up several times. A spy who blabbed about their supposed tryst said that they met up at club Voyeur this past weekend. While they maintained a distance through the night, Lohan approached Ryan twice before they were later spotted leaving together.

This isn’t the first time Lindsay and Phillippe reportedly hooked up. In April one of the “Mean Girls” starlet’s friends stated that Linds had their first sex-only-meeting.

“They definitely hooked up,” a Lohan pal tells US Weekly (print edition April 11, 09), adding “It was the first time.” And maybe not the last. A second Lohan confidant says the actress has been telling friends that they hooked up again later in the week and have been texting. “Lindsay’s not really into him,” the source cautions. “But obviously she loves the drama. She thinks he’s hot.”

She has made it no secret since Ryan and Reese Witherspoon divorced that she has wanted a piece of him. Howard Stern even probed Phillippe in 2008 during an interview over her desires to add him to the notches on her bed post.

“I know Lindsay Lohan wanted you,” Howard noted. “Yeah,” Ryan said nodding.”

Lets hope these two were merely just breathing the same air and Lohan mistook that for hooking up.

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Robert Pattinson Named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2009 – HOAX

November 17, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

What a HUGE surprise! Yea, that’s me being snarky.

People Magazine has yet to formally announce their ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ of 2009, but Just Jared got his hands ahold of the cover and…wait for it…wait…. a HOAX has been pulled as rumors that Robert Pattinson has been bestowed the honor of giving ladies of all ages the hornies this year.

Via Twilighters Anonymous:

“In the third one (Eclipse), I’m doing fight scenes and there’s a strand going down my forehead and they’re like, ‘We need to do it again because no one will recognize you! No one will know who it is!’ I’m like, really, is my face that generic? I have to look like the poster at all times. Just in case they want to use any clip for the trailer. Any clip at all! There were about five people in different departments who, because of my forelock, ended up in tears.”

People will officially announce the REAL Sexiest Man Alive for 2009 tomorrow. Until then don’t believe the photoshopped cover floating around (shown below). It is actually a photo from the Vanity Fair outtakes thrown together by an overzealous Twilight fan.

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New Moon Premiere Los Angeles – Photos

November 17, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Last night New Moon hit California as the clock ticks to the world premiere. Enjoy photos of the ‘Twilight Saga: New Moon’ Los Angeles premiere. PopEater even reports that 50 Cent attended the opening!

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