David Beckham Steals Rihanna’s Mohawk – Photos

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Rihanna is gonna sue! Looks like David Beckham has a case of mohawk envy. Sir BallsaLot took to the pitch in LA Friday night promoting his now aerodynamic hair. I am hoping it makes him faster.

Oh, hell. All that ho has to do is take his shirt of and he could be sporting a beaded Flock of Seagulls hair-do or a reverse Billy Goat Brad Pitt style and the power of his man nips would makes us all demand wet naps and a cigarette.

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Britney Spears ‘Dirty Girl’ Lyrics, Sample Clip – Video

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The power of Twitter has come to benefit us once again. Britney Spears fans will be squee-ing with joy as producer Russ Castella announced that a clip of Spears’ new song, ‘Dirty Girl,’ has leaked to the net. Of course yours truly has found it for your auricular pleasure.

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CHORUS
They tell her…
You’re a dirty girl, dirty girl, dirty, girl you are,
You’re a dirty girl, dirty gi-gi-girl ahh,
You’re a dirty girl, dirty girl, dirty, girl you are,
You’re a dirty girl, why don’t you turn off the lights and make kiss me, all over.

Below is a clip of the rough version with Britney singing. (And when I say rough I mean beat down truck stop hooker rough.

This is why she lip-syncs kittens. All those Australians would have been complaining for a different reason if she didn’t.

‘The Vampire Diaries’ Wants Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift may already have some ties with another vampire franchise – the “Twilight Saga” through current hush-hush boyfriend Taylor Lautner – But the seasons new hit TV show “The Vampire Diaries” has their eyes set on the country startlet. Rumor has it that writer Kevin Williamson approached Swift about making an appearance, as a vampire nonetheless, on his CW series.

Per Reel Empire:

“I tried to get her on the show once, but she was touring. I’m desperate to have [Swift] come play a vampire,” Williamson says. “Wouldn’t she make an amazing Kirsten Dunst circa Interview With the Vampire type? Oh my god, I cannot tell you how hard I’m trying to get her—I would kill to have her on the show!”

Williamson confessed he is worried the star may be “too big for Vampire Diaries now” but is still hoping to work something out so she can cameo on the show. Taylor has been in the spotlight a lot recently between her run-in with Kanye West, triumphing at this weeks CMA awards, and has recently been the guest host on “Saturday Night Live”. Maybe Williamson will be surprised and get Taylor Swift to do a guest appearance on “The Vampire Diaries”. I guess we’ll soon find out how persuasive he can be. I for one think she’d be an awesome addition to the cast, even though Mr. Jacob Black would not be amused!

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Stripper Apologizes To Fergie For Boinking Josh, Claims He’s Still Texting Her

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The stripper who claims to have had an affair with Josh Duhamel isn’t letting go of her time in the spotlight, instead reaching out to apologize to Fergie for messing around with her husband. Nicole Forrester (husband boinking stripper) even passed a lie detector test regarding her affair with Duhamel. (Click HERE to see the videos of her confession.)

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Per Extra:

“I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody,” says Nicole Forrester, a 34-year-old single mother of two who says she slept with Duhamel, 37, while he was filming “Live As We Know It” in Atlanta. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it at the time like I think of it now. She’s standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?” she says.”

Now thats one classy lady, huh? Note to Nicole – Your sincerity becomes questionable when you insist that you are not a homewrecker. Forrester further mentions that her own family, including her two young children, has suffered due the recent scandal.

“My son, he went to a football game last Saturday and he was like, mom, ‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him,’” he says.”

Aww, such a heartwarming tale, dontcha think? What, is she hawking for a ‘Lifetime movie of the week?’ LeAnne Rimes is looking for work, and she’s fit the part of Forrester perfectly! Nevertheless, it proved to be a life changing experience for her, because she says she has given up stripping since her children asked her to. Despite her son calling her disgusting and the amount of public backlash she has endured, Forrester can’t seem to quit talking about her time with Duhamel. At first Forrester claimed she and the actor had a “really, really good time” together, but now she’s singing a different tune saying she was not ‘wowed’ by Duhamel’s bedroom skills.

Per Huffington Post:

“As far as the best sex? No, I don’t think that was it,” she said.

But then, in what seems to be a backhanded move, Forrester mentions that Duhamel has still been sending her text messages since the scandal broke. So what exactly is she trying to tell Fergie – I’m sorry I slept with your man, and by the way, he’s still in contact with me? That’s quite an apology, huh? My guess is she’s only apologizing due to her son thinking his mom is a homewrecking skank.

Quotables:

Heckler Spray: “You have to feel for Nicole Forrester. After all, how was she to know that allegedly sleeping with a married actor and then voluntarily doing numerous high profile paid interviews about it on TV, radio and in print would lead to people finding out about it? She’s the real victim here. That poor woman.”

Celebrity Smack- Ok, I think I found the bitch I want to box for the Celebrity Boxing Federation!

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New Music Friday – The Script

The Script is a three-piece Irish pop rock band from Dublin, Ireland consisting of members Danny O’Donoghue, Mark Sheehan, and Glen Power. They are a whole new brand of celtic soul, blending ‘hip hop lyrical flow with pop melodiousness, state-of-the-art R’n'B production with anthemic rock dynamics, classic song construction with gritty contemporary narratives.’

Per Total Assault:

“Irish people have soul,” according to Danny. “It comes from generations of pain, and generations of understanding emotion to be able to physically get that in a solid sound.”

The Script received an award at the World Music Awards for ‘Best Selling Irish Act‘ of 2008, and the ‘Best Band‘ award at the BalconyTV Music Video Awards 2008. They were also nominated for a number of awards at the 2009 Meteor Ireland Music Awards along with a nomination for ‘Best Album‘ at the Choice Music Prize. After reaching #15 on the charts with their debut single “We Cry,” their 2nd single “The Man Who Can’t Be Moved” hit the #2 spot. Their debut album, “The Script,” was released in August 2008 and went straight to #1 on iTunes UK & Ireland. Their 3rd single “Breakeven” was released in November 2008, and have just released the video for the single. They are currently on tour with American Idol’s Season 7 Winner David Cook, but will take time out of their busy schedule to make appearances on “It’s On With Alexa Chung” on November 16th and “The Late Show with David Letterman” on November 17th.

Check out the video for “Breakeven” above, and then swing by iTunes to pick up their self-titled debut album. I love this song. If you have ever been through a bad breakup – and honestly, who hasn’t? – then you can relate to this song. Its beautiful and it touches me – possibly because it speaks the truth.

Cindy Crawford Caught in Extortion Plot

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Apparently, the “in” thing in Hollywood these days is to extort money from famous people. Rounding out the list today is former supermodel Cindy Crawford and her husband, Rande Gerber.

It seems the couple’s former nanny had some shady friends and played some shady games with the couple’s children. This included tying-up Cindy and Rande’s daughter during a game of ‘cops and robbers’ and then snapping a pic of the 7 year-old.

Via TMZ:

“Documents were filed in federal court saying that Edis Kayalar, a friend of a former nanny of Crawford and husband Rande Gerber was threatening to sell the photo of the couple’s 7-year-old daughter.”

The drama doesn’t end there.

According to documents filed, Gerber paid this scumbag $1,000 to obtain what he thought was the original photo. Shortly after, Kayalar was deported back to his native Germany. Crawford received a phone call from Kayalar shortly thereafter stating that he needed $100,000 for the rest of the photos since he had been deported as a result of Crawford and her husband.

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Guess Who!

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Guess which celebrity couple met online…

Click HERE to find out!

Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe Caught Smoking Pot – Photo

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Britain’s Daily Mail has ran with a story of Daniel Radcliffe smoking pot. The Harry Potter star was claimed to be photographed smoking pot at a soiree. A fellow party patron by the name of WADIA TAZI snapped photos of Radcliffe with what appeared to be a joint in his mouth.

“Dopey Daniel, 20, even wandered about the house-warming bash, babbling to other party-goers: “I love weed.” And the star – who has spoken about shunning drugs – was so out of it he let a girl scrawl all over his face with a pen.

Guest Wadia Tazi, 26, also at the London party, said: “He looked spaced out and didn’t look like he knew what was going on. Daniel was laughing and seemed to find it funny. But he didn’t really look like he knew what was going on. Most of the beer had already gone and people were tucking into pizzas.

“Daniel looked spaced out and away with the fairies. He didn’t want us to recognise him. When I said he looked like that actor in Lord of the Rings [Elijah Wood], he got a bit funny and said, ‘No, that’s not me’. He was really friendly and talking about his dad a bit. Then he pulled out a huge joint and lit up. Daniel said he loved it. He seemed happy that neither of us knew who he was.At one point a girl dragged him away, saying, ‘Come on Daniel, follow me. You don’t trust me, do you?’ She pulled him into the toilet and started drawing a huge comedy beard on his face.”

Reps for Daniel have already fired back denying the marijuana allegations.

Via PopEater:

“We categorically deny the allegations regarding Daniel Radcliffe published in today’s Daily Mirror. Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this. We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations.”

The Harry Potter actor isn’t the only cast member to face drug allegations. Jamie Waylett was arrested after being caught with cocaine and a pot farm (click HERE to see those photos and read the complete story). I hope Wadia enjoyed her 10 seconds of fame. I have a feeling she is about to be bent over. ALWAYS use an alias when selling out your friends for some scratch. Amateur. It should read, “Susie Von Thunderwhore saw Daniel Radcliffe Smoking Weed blah, blah, blah.” Or if it was me spilling the beans, “Anabell Beaverhausen witnessed Radcliffe smoking a joint and tell her how thin she looked today.”

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Rebecca Gayheart Confirms Pregnancy, Still Smoking??? – Photos

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Rebecca Gayheart has finally confirmed her pregnancy and smote rumors that she was a watermelon kleptomaniac. (Ok, no one thought she was a watermelon thief, but really…it was obvious she was knocked up.

As you know, Gayheart is married to “Grey’s Anatomy” anatomy star, Eric Dane. The couple recently became the subject of the world’s most boring sex tape. Eric and Rebecca made a sexy times film with Kari Ann Peniche (click HERE to read about that) that leaked to the world in mid-August. Then in early September, an eyewitness claimed to have seen the couple at a party where they were begging for cocaine and snorting lines like a pig in a truffle hunt. (click HERE for the details on that account) Should those claims be true, then she was also doing coke while pregnant.

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Of course there is the smoking while pregnant issue. INF also claims to have photos of Gayheart smoking while visibly sporting a baby bump (see above). Reps denied the photo saying it was “old” and pre-pregnancy.

Whatever the claims are, Rebecca says to be respecting her body and baby by making healthy choices.

Per PopEater:

“We’ve always wanted to be parents. I think Eric is going to be a wonderful dad, and hopefully I’ll be a good mom. We’re absolutely looking forward to it! I’m doing yoga, and I’m walking on the beach every day with my dogs for about an hour. I drink lots of water and eat a lot of vegetables and protein.”

Yoga is the new ‘finding Jesus,’ so I’m sure the fact that she has killed a man and was caught on more than one occasion nude with a crack pipe no longer plays. Regardless, let’s hope she keeps her nose clean from hence forth.

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Kristen Stewart Flashes Her Panties at ‘New Moon’ Premiere-Photo

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I have kept my mouth shut lately when it comes to the clothes Kristen Stewart has been showing up to promote ‘New Moon’ in all over Europe. I am not the fashion guru that The Dame is, and I know it. So I have kept mum about it all.

Actually, I dug her Paris dress, and I even understood her London dress. I get it. You’re young, thin, and super edgy…or at least that’s what your stylist wants us all to think.

But now, well, I feel something needs to be said about the ensemble KStew wore to Spain’s premiere today. Ummm…those are your panties, no?

I am all for showing your panties off every now and then, but this just isn’t flattering. As you can see, the top of the outfit also revealed her back and a little side-boob action. I am not opposed to the top. Pair it with something more understated on the bottom and you’re good.

And the booties?! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the booties. Want the booties. Already scouring the internet looking for cheap knock-offs. But please, keep your panties where they belong…in Pattinson’s back pocket.

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