Kourtney Kardashian has given birth y’all. She and her boyfriend Scott Dick (or something like that, he looks like one of those people who smells really bad kinda like a Kevin Federline) welcomed their first baby.
Of course E! is screaming it from their mountain top:
“Mason Dash Disick (yes, the middle name is the same as the family’s boutique) arrived at an L.A.-area hospital, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 19.5 inches.”
They are like the trashy version of “Just the of Us.” I loved that show. Anyway, the birthin’ happened this morning and both momma and baby are doing well. I just hope she is ready to hand this baby over to a nanny as the oblivious Kardashian was “so excited” to breast feed until the KID WAS 5!
“Kourtney was like, ‘I’m so excited. I don’t have to cook for five years! And I go, ‘What do you mean?’ She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breast feed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’ She has, like, no idea!”
She is going to have leather nipples and toting her milk jugs to Kindergarten apparently. I shouldn’t be so mean. This trick is now someone’s mother.
