Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth to a Baby Boy!

Kourtney Kardashian has given birth y’all. She and her boyfriend Scott Dick (or something like that, he looks like one of those people who smells really bad kinda like a Kevin Federline) welcomed their first baby.

Of course E! is screaming it from their mountain top:

“Mason Dash Disick (yes, the middle name is the same as the family’s boutique) arrived at an L.A.-area hospital, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 19.5 inches.”

They are like the trashy version of “Just the of Us.” I loved that show. Anyway, the birthin’ happened this morning and both momma and baby are doing well. I just hope she is ready to hand this baby over to a nanny as the oblivious Kardashian was “so excited” to breast feed until the KID WAS 5!

“Kourtney was like, ‘I’m so excited. I don’t have to cook for five years! And I go, ‘What do you mean?’ She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breast feed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’ She has, like, no idea!”

She is going to have leather nipples and toting her milk jugs to Kindergarten apparently. I shouldn’t be so mean. This trick is now someone’s mother.

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