Kourtney Kardashian’s REAL Baby Daddy

It was is the most non-surprising surprise of the year, some icky tool is claiming to be the real father of Kourtney Kardashian’s baby, Mason Dash Disick.

If you aren’t a fan of their ho strollin’ show, Kourtney has been dating this greasy looking creature named Scott who constantly dips his dangler in the skank pool when Kourt isn’t looking. They broke up and she went to Miami to film a spinoff of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” During her stint as a single lady, she made out with a chick and hooked up with some man-nasties. One of which is Premo Stallone. The biggest tool of them all, real name Michael Girgenti, is now claiming that he could be the biological father of Mason.

“A close friend of the Kardashian sisters confirmed they’d been intimate, saying: “Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He’s definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby.”

Though a rep for Kourtney insists Scott’s the dad, when Star asked Michael if there’s a possibility he fathered the baby, he replied: “You could say that, yeah.”

So what did we learn here kittens? Always double bag it when you are slumming it and Kourtney Kardashian has no standards.

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