CBS Rips Out My Heart; Cancel ‘As The World Turns’

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Today is a dark, dark day kittens. Very rarely is my cold, bitter heart broken. It’s happened only twice: First when Ricky Schroeder decided to go by ‘Rick’ and secondly when ‘Just the Ten of Us’ was deemed unfit to watch by my parents.

It’s happened again.

CBS has announced that, after 54 glorious years on the air, it’s pulling the plug on daytime soap ‘As the World Turns.Carly Tenny Munson Snyder NOOOOOO!!!!!

Via Entertainment Weekly:

“We are disappointed and saddened by the news that the show is not being renewed,” said ATWT exec producer Chris Goutman in a statement. ”It will certainly be a loss for all of us, and for the show’s loyal audience.”

This announcement comes only a few months after CBS canceled ‘Guiding Light’ the longest running soap opera to date. There’s also some noise that the folks over at NBC have plans to axe ‘One Life to Live’ which would drop daytime television to only five daytime dramas.

Outrage!!! Where else am I supposed to get my daily dose of hot, shirtless men saying things like, “The wind swept away my fear and led me straight to your arms. Now, let’s poison my wife and I’ll fly us to Fiji in my private plane.”?

This had better mean Carly and Jack get back together.

Jessica Simpson Hooks Up With Smashing Pumpkins’ Billy Corgan

Say what?

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Yes kittens. The Jessica Simpson pity party has admitting another guest, none other than Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan. Ah. Remember 1995? The Pumpkins were awesome.

According to sources, the 42 year old Corgan and the much younger Simpson consider themselves to be officially dating.

Via E! News:

“He’s just another in an endless string of Jessica’s boyfriends,” says the source. “They think he’s too old for her. No one takes any of her boyfriends seriously anymore because she has had so many. They’re sick of all of them being ‘the one.’ “

Surely someone who once had a guest spot on the cinematic masterpiece “Small Wonder,” such as Corgan, can’t be another notch in Simpson’s dashboard!

Rihanna’s New Backwards Tattoo – Photos

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Rihanna has gotten another tattoo. I got a case of the yawns, but I figure someone out there will find her backwards tat lesson boasting tat super interesting and inspire them to give do something positive like feeding the hungry and homeless or walk an old lady across the street.

“She came in at about 2:00 A.M.,” East Side Ink owner and artist Keith “Bang Bang” McCurdy tells OK! exclusively. “She told me in advance she’d be coming, and then when she got there, she told me what she wanted: ‘Never a failure, always a lesson,’ but written backwards.”

See….I am striving to save old ladies and the homeless. As you can understand, all this good doing is exhausting so enjoy the pics of Rihanna’s new tattoo.

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Images Via: OK! Mag

Hollywood Dame PopEater Favs

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Here is what is happening over at PopEater…

Elisabeth Hasselbeck ‘Going for the Kill’ With Adam Lambert – In his ‘Naughty But Nice’ column, PopEater gossip expert Rob Shuter reveals that Adam Lambert will go head-to-head with Elisabeth Hasselbeck on ‘The View’ and the conservative host is expected to attack Lambert’s flashy AMAs performance. “She can’t wait to bait Adam about his infamous inappropriate performance,” an insider says.

How You Voted: ‘SNL’ Did Not Go Too Far With Tiger Woods’ Skit – Although Rihanna was the musical guest on ‘Saturday Night Live’ on the episode where the show made fun of the fact that Elin Nordegren may have attacked Tiger Woods, a staggering 81 percent of over 340K PopEater voters didn’t think ‘SNL’ went too far with the segment.

Levi Johnston Likes Being a Gay Icon – On ‘The Joy Behar Show,’ Behar asked Levi Johnston how it felt to be a gay icon and Johnston said he is comfortable with his new role

Bryant Gumble Underwent Surgery For Lung Cancer

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While co-hosting “Live! with Regis and Kelly” on Tuesday morning, veteran news anchor Bryant Gumbel revealed that he had a secret surgery to remove a malignant tumor in his chest, shocking Kelly Ripa and a national audience. The treatment included removing a part of his lung.

Per People:

“We had told a few people, we told my family, obviously. I even kept it from my staff at Real Sports. So I’m okay for the time being,” he said. “I’m hoping they greenlight me to play golf again.”

Gumbel said that he had surgery last month to relieve a malignant tumor in his chest, a revelation prompted only when Ripa asked him to dance and he said that he couldn’t. Gumble is subbing this week for Regis Philbin, who last week underwent surgery himself – a successful hip replacement. The prognosis for Gumbel so far has been encouraging.

Per TV Plus:

“The pathology on most of the stuff came up benign but enough of the aggressive cells had escaped the tumor that it warranted some treatment. I went through that and it’s over now. We hope that it’s over and done.”

We hope it is, too!

Green River Ordinance – Hollywood Dame Exclusive Interview

Last week, we featured “Green River Ordinance” (GRO) and their video for their song “Come On.” (Read about that here.) Hailing from Fort Worth, TX and consisting of members Josh Jenkins, Geoff Ice, Denton Hunker, Josh Wilkerson, and Jamey Ice, GRO’s debut release for Virgin Records, “Out of My Hands,” was released in February and garnered them comparisons to Matchbox 20, Augustana, and The Fray. “Out of My Hands” peaked at #10 on the Billboard “Heatseekers” chart with their single “Come On” reaching #19 Billboard’s “Adult Top 40″ late in 2009. Several of their songs have been featured on shows like “So You Think You Can Dance” and “MTV’s The Hills.” Recently, GRO took a couple minutes to answer some questions about their music, families, and interests. You can find those answers below – Enjoy!

Have you always felt comfortable performing in front of a crowd, or did that take some getting used to?

I think it probably took some time for all of us to get used to. It’s pretty wild playing in front of even a couple hundred people. Lately we’ve been on tours where we are playing in front of a few thousand people and it’s been amazing!

What is the hardest part of traveling?

The hardest part about traveling as much as we do is probably the schedule. When you’re playing radio shows on the same day as shows or waking up to do Good Morning Memphis, you don’t get much sleep. We also drive ourselves so we end up driving a good portion of the drives at night.

How would you describe your music?

If Tom Petty and U2 had a man-child and it grew up in Texas during the 90’s

What does it feel like to be out somewhere and get recognized by your fans?

It’s pretty amazing feeling! We’ve had that happen a few times and it’s really humbling to think that people are out there listening to music that we wrote in a garage.

Who would you say your most influential musical influences have been and why?

Well we all listen to completely different types of music. Denton grew up listening to gospel and jazz, Josh grew up singing old country songs, etc. We do love those influential bands like Tom Petty and U2 though. We actually adopted Tom Petty’s saying “Don’t bore us; get to the chorus” when we were writing songs for our last record.

Besides music, what are some of your interests? What do you feel makes your band different from other bands in the genre?

We’re total nerds…Geoff and I like video games, Geoff reads tons of sci-fi books, and Josh is a die hard Dallas Cowboys fan. I think what might make us different is that we just have fun. We don’t take ourselves too seriously. We’re very hands on as far as business goes, but when we’re writing and playing we just have fun. Also, we love meeting new people. If we can ever do a meet-and-greet or have the opportunity to go over to the merchandise table after a show, we’re doin’ it.

What are your hopes as a band for the upcoming year?

We’re just hoping to continue touring like mad and play all over the place. If we’re lucky enough, we could tour overseas. That would be amazing!

What direction are you heading towards?

Where no man has ever been before

How does your newest album differ from the ones you released in the past?

For this album we actually had time to write and time to record. The previous albums have been very quick. We had 1 day to record 1 song in the past. That’s pretty hard to do and you rarely have time to experiment. That being the case, I think we’d all agree that this CD is more mature than some of the older songs.

Do you have any pre-gig or post-gig rituals?

Josh warms up with a yodeling vocal warm up that’s pretty funny to listen to. Other than that, we don’t really have a ritual yet. I’m hoping that in 2010 everyone hops on my idea to all play with our Tamagotchi’s for one hour before we play.

How supportive were your parents of your decision to want to become musicians?

Our parents have been insanely supportive of our band. When we told them that we were going to drop out of college and tour full-time, they said that they’d be behind us. I’m assuming that our experience with that conversation was pretty polar opposite from most of those conversations that occur. They said that they’d give us a year to get signed, which was our goal. It took us a year and a half or so, but they were behind us the whole time and they still are. Needless to say, we’ve got cool parents.

Special thanks to Green River for taking the time to chat with us.

Taylor Lautner Gun Show – Photos

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Because my eyeballs are glazed over from Tiger Woods’ whore parade, I thought a Gun Show was in order. Taylor Lautner is the new teen wolf revamped. The wolf pack member from the Twilight saga has made his shirtlessness the new crack. You can catch him ‘New Moon‘ currently in theaters.

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Woman Rushed From Tiger Woods’s Home To Hospital

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The drama that is Tiger Woods’s life keeps getting deeper and deeper.

This morning, around 2:30 AM, a woman described as having blondish/grayish hair was rushed from his home in Ococee, Florida to Health Central Hospital-the same hospital Woods himself was rushed to also around 2:30 AM two weeks ago.

Though the name of the woman has not been released, there is speculation that the women is Woods’s mother-in-law.

Via Radar:

“While authorities have not released the name of the woman, there is speculation the patient was Tiger’s mother-in-law. A woman resembling Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, was seen at the hospital driving a black Cadillac Escalade, RadarOnline.com has also learned.”

It was originally reported that the woman was on advanced life support. However, now sources are stating she has already left the hospital.

In case you’ve been living under a rock (and if you have, do you have room for one more?), Woods’s is currently in hot water with his wie Elin after 10 women have come forward accusing the golfer of having extra marital affairs with them (see the whole list of sluttery here).

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

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Audrina Patridge is in need of a job: Popeater

Pregnant Michelle Duggar Hospitalized: Bumpshack

Amanda Bynes Covers Cosmopolitan: Ten Gossip

‘Blindside’ Rises Over ‘New Moon’ : Backseat Cuddler

Angelina Jolie has a “secret family” in Jordan: Celebitchy

Is It So Wrong To Love Justin Bieber?: College Candy

Lady Gaga is homeless: Earsucker

Hilary Duff Nylon Magazine January 2010: Right Fashions

Ashley Tisdale’s Caffeine Run In Toluca Lake: Gossip Teen

Russell Brand Wants Babies With Katy Perry: Knocked Up Celebs

RDJ Cemented in Hollywood: Popbytes

“Avatar” Made Sigourney Weaver Weep: Socialite Life

Fans of Robert Pattinson Fight Paparazzi to Give RPattz Privacy: Tonic Gossip

Tom Cruise Has Moobs: Celebrity Smack

Miley Cyrus Explains Her Underage Tattoo

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The media went a buzzing last week when pictures of 17 year-old Miley cyrus surfaced in a bikini…with a tattoo under her left boobage-or a titty-tat as I like to call it. Refresh your memory by clicking here.

The tattoo, which simply reads: Just Breathe is in honor of a friend of the ‘Hannah Montana’ star that passed away.

Via Popeater:

“…the 17-year-old’s ink actually honors the memory of one of her close friends that passed away due to Cystic Fibrosis over three years ago. Apparently ‘Just Breathe’ is the slogan for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation.”

I think the placement of the tattoo and the fact that she is underage to have gotten without the permission of her parents, is what is really relevant.

Perhaps she had the tattoo inked there because, in about five years, it will no longer be visable.

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Images Via: Perez