Less than two weeks after Tiger Woods‘ Thanksgiving weekend car crash outside his home, 10 women have come forward and have alleged to have had affairs with the married father of two. Two of them are from England, so the alleged affairs have gone global. Oh Lawd! I am getting herpes just from reading about all this. Woods may be trying to lay low, even bailing on his own charity golf tournament this weekend, but it has not slowed the downward spiral of his once squeaky clean public image as bikini models, pancake house waitresses, reality stars, cocktail waitress, and even a porn star that have come forward to reveal their bump-n-grind action with Woods. Elin, time to make a quick hop on over to the free clinic honey!

On Sunday, the New York Daily News outed who they say is one of Woods’ former mistresses, divorced mom Cori Rist. The two reportedly met at the New York club Butter last year. Rist, and ex-husband Neil Santos, are currently involved in a custody issue over their son. Something tells me this scandal works in Santos’ favor.

Per NYDailyNews:

“One thing led to another, and pretty soon Tiger was flying her to hook up with him on tour,” the source said. “Tiger would typically get a large suite at a hotel. Someone would book Cori an adjacent room, so she wouldn’t be seen coming into his room,” the source added.

A Las Vegas cocktail waitress and aspiring model, Jamie Jungers, became another woman linked to the golf pro over the weekend. She reportedly hired an Orlando lawyer and is prepared to dish her story to a British tabloid. Jungers is a former employee of “Trashy Girls Lingerie” and claims she met Woods while doing promotional work in Las Vegas. TMZ reports that Jungers started her affair with Woods in the golfer’s Orlando home in 2004 when she was just 20-years-old and carried on with Woods up until his recent car crash.

Kalika Moquin is another one of his rumored ladies, considered to be one of the most influential people in Las Vegas. While on the one hand she did not say that she was actually having an affair with the golfer, on the other hand, she said that she did not think that it was appropriate of her to comment on the matter. Now that is enough of an innuendo for the press to become curious about the affair! Rumors claim that Woods had detailed to her the gritty details of his marriage with wife Elin Norgreden, allegedly told her that he was unhappy about his marriage and that he was under a lot of pressure regarding his home life. While the two had met a couple of years back, their affair didn’t start until sometime this past October. She had been reportedly seen with Woods a couple of times at his hotel in Vegas, as late as Oct. 23.

Moving along… Mindy Lawton, the pancake house waitress mentioned above, claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the New York Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the “National Enquirer,” when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods “Men’s Fitness” cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the affair. Over the next year, Lawton said Woods met up with her with about every two weeks. They would meet in a parking lot before heading back to his home when his wife was out of town.

“All Tiger cared about was getting me into bed,” she said. “There was very little emotion from his side although I fell for him. I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man.”

Holly Sampson, a former porn star, is another affair to be making its way out of the woodwork, although she has yet to neither confirm or deny her affair with Woods.

“She has no comment on the matter,” Sampson’s Denver-based lawyer Andrew Contiguglia told The News.

Rounding out the ‘Top 10′ are A former cocktail waitress from Orlando who does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn, a British TV presenter who was single at the time of the affair but is now married, and a “sex addicted cougar” from the UK, in addition to the ones to start the whole whirlwind – Rachel Uchitel, the club hostess who first denied the affair then was allegedly paid off by Tigers’ people when evidence started to leak, and Jamie Grubbs, the reality show contestant and cocktail waitress who claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month and offered up a Woods voicemail to prove it. (click HERE to listen to it)

With all these women coming out how far behind will be the claims of illegitimate children? The sex scandal erupted in the early-morning hours after Thanksgiving when Woods crashed his SUV outside his house, apparently after an argument with his wife over another woman, but which woman was it? Take your pick! He has since apologized, but I think he’s about 9 women too late for that. As Woods remains out of the public spotlight, talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey reportedly called him to offer advice, along with an outlet to tell his side of the story. Image experts agree that it could be a good first step toward repairing his shattered image, but at this rate, I am not sure if even Oprah can help. However, Woods may take a step out of his den this weekend to attend the wedding as the best man of his friend Bryon Bell in South Carolina. If Tiger does attend, I doubt we’ll see Elin accompanying her husband to the nuptials as Bell is the man who reportedly paid for a ticket to Australia for Uchitel to meet Tiger there last month.

In light of everything, we can always count on “Saturday Night Live” to give us some laughs about the current top stories, even when the stories are no laughing matter. The show poked fun at the habitual cheater on their “Weekend Update” skit. Seth Meyers, while referring to Woods’ car accident, said: “Last Friday, Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out.” In another comedy sketch, Woods (played by Kenan Thompson) gives a series of press conferences attempting to apologize for acts of infidelity. In each appearance, he appears with more bruises and injuries, evidently at the hands of wife Elin (played by host Blake Lively.)

This has not been a good weekend for Woods, who looked to be finding his way out of this a few days ago. But since the mistress roster has almost doubled this weekend alone, it seems this story can still sink even lower for him. I saw an ad on a “Nike” outlet store…one of those “Just Do It” ads by Nike with Tiger behind the phrase. I wonder how “Nike” feels about it today? Their new ad should read: “Just Do It…um, I mean Her…and Her…and Her…and Her…and Her…and Her…and Her…”

So to sum it up.

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