2009 December

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Mason Photo

December 29, 2009 By Cara Harrington 14 Comments

Aww, babies and junk. You all know how much Ivana Trump and I dislike children, but I pulled the short straw so here is the first photo of Kourtney Kardashian’s baby Mason. Kourt had the tot just before Christmas and is now posing with the baby daddy, Scott Disick (I am guessing the ‘s’ is silent).

Life and Style also bought her birthin’ story. I put it after the jump for all 3 of you who are interested in her magical labor. Click “Read More…” below to read about it.

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Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift BREAK UP, Lautner Single and Looking

December 29, 2009 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

I hope he is prepared to feel the fury of a kitten’s scorn via song.

Taylor Launter and Taylor Swift have broken up after just a few months of dates including yogurt eating and mom chaperoned dinners. A source flapping their jaw to Us Weekly stated that Swift just wasn’t that into him. (Ho has seen his abs…right?)

“It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends,” a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. “There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived.”

Gee…really? I think it was pretty obvious their relationship was PR crafted. In fact, the source also stated that Swift didn’t really put effort into their relationship.

“He liked her more than she liked him,” the source tells Us. “He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn’t travel much to see him.”

Don’t be surprised if these two temporarily reunite around the same time their movie, “Valentine’s Day,” starts the premiere press train. Until then, the “New Moon” star is always on the prowl for a girlfriend. I can already hear the sound of Twihard girls squeeing with glee as they chant “Taylor Lautner is SINGLE!” while rummaging through the laundry for their Team Jacob panties. There will be a sudden surge of kidney’s being sold on the black market in order to raise funds for the purchase a napkin Lautner wiped his mouth on while eating 12 pounds of steak at the Cheesecake Factory.

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Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift Tagged With: Boyfriend, Break Up, Girlfriend, Lautner Single and Looking, single, Split, Taylor Launter and Taylor Swift have broken up, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift BREAK UP

James Owen Sullivan aka ‘The Rev,’ Dead

December 29, 2009 By Crista Webster 2 Comments

James Owen Sullivan, who used the stage name, The Rev, has died. He was 28 years old.

Sullivan, who was the drummer for the band Avenged Sevenfold, or A7X, was working with bandmates on a fifth album when he was found dead in his home in Orange County, California.

Via The Examiner:

“The band formed in 1999 and has released four albums and is working on the fifth. The group’s fourth album, which is self-titled, hit No. 4 on the Billboard 200 chart in 2007. The death seems to be from natural causes, however the Orange County Coroner’s office is investigating.”

I’m sorry. I know I am merely a humble gossip blogger and all, but isn’t the only ‘natural’ cause of death old age and disease? 28 years-old seems a far cry from old.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Celebrity Loss Tagged With: A7X, A7X Drummer Dead, Avenged Sevenfold, James Owen Sullivan, James Owen Sullivan Dead, James Sullivan, James Sullivan Dead, James Sullivan Drummer, The Rev, The Rev Dead

JFK Photo – Boats and Hoes Hoax

December 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

TMZ was screeching at the top of their lungs that JFK was a big whore and had a photo of him on a boat with a bunch of naked women crawling all over like it was a video for Diddy. The gossip site was a tingly over their “discovery” of a photo of him playing captain of the good ship hooter pop. They had a slew of experts look at the photo and examine it for authenticity and evidence of photoshopping. Upon the confirmation the pic was real, they ran a story titled: “The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History,” which tried to prove that John F. Kennedy was cheating while Jackie Kennedy was rushed to the hospital. She had a cesarean, but Arabella Kennedy was stillborn on August 23, 1956.

TMZ claims that he was on a boat in the Mediterranean with the naked women while Jackie suffered. The site is trying to run the idea that if the story of his cheating got out before he ran for President… that history could have been altered. However, The Smoking Gun found the photo in a 1967 Playboy spread.

“According to the caption accompanying the Playboy photo spread, four couples were enjoying themselves on a trip to Petit Rameau, an island in the Grenadines. As “Andy” sunned himself on deck, “Elaine” dove naked into the water while “Roxanna” provocatively shimmied up a ladder.”

TMZ has since retracted their claims of the photos of John F. Kennedy as legit and dubbed it a fake. Typically the site is on the money and rarely wrong. This just goes to show you that you can’t be right all the time.

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Tyra Banks Pulls an Oprah, Quits Talk Show

December 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

The Soup: America’s Next top model 4/17/09
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Tyra Banks is quitting her talk show to make the move to films. She is saying good bye to her job as cellulite inspecting, baby daddy finding, weave instructing, colonic supporting, Vaseline loving host to run a new production company at the end of it’s 5th season.

Banks will focus on the launch of Bankable Studios, a N.Y.-based film production company currently reviewing possible projects. Sticking to her mission, Banks aims to bring “positive images of women to the big screen,” says an industry insider.

She is sad to leave her digs on the talk show circuit, but promises to keep the fierce-force flowing.

“This will be the last season of The Tyra Show, I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years. My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are.”

Poor Joel McHale. My guess is that he is curled up in the fetal position crying at this news.

Quotables:

Dlisted – “The truth is, this is a sad day. What other show will bring us important events like the first ever televised colonic? My bowels depended on Tyra.”

Busy Bee Blogger – “I think girl just ran out of self centered stories. I’m sure that even if Mackenzie Phillips was on her show, Tyra Banks would make it all about her in some way.”

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Television, Videos, WTF?!? Tagged With: Production Company, Quits, Quits Talk Show, quitting her talk show, Tyra Banks, Tyra Banks Pulls an Oprah

Ryan Phillippe Cheating on Abbie Cornish ?!?

December 28, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Once a dog, always a dog! As much as I – and any other woman with a set of eyes – love Ryan Phillippe, the headline really should come as no shocker considering the fact that he cheated on wife Reese Witherspoon with Abbie Cornish in the beginning. Now Phillippe is reportedly cheating on Cornish, and she is said to be heartbroken because Ryan is letting his cheating ways get the best of him.

Per Celebitchy:

“Ryan and Abbie are on the rocks because he’s back to his horndog ways,” an insider told The Enquirer. “He’s been hitting the clubs regularly and desperately trying to hook up with almost every young woman he meets. His womanizing has gotten so out of hand it’s like Abbie never existed.”

One sourced described a recent run-in with Phillippe, saying that he kept harassing a girl at the Hollywood eatery Dan Tana’s, who was dining with her mother.

“He kept interrupting their meal, practically begging the girl to hang with him and his friends when she was done eating,” reported the insider. “When she turned him down, he grabbed her cell phone and saved his number on it.”

And thats not the only instance being ‘tattled’ around. He seems to have his eyes set on blondes, and according to recent rumors, hooked up with “Heros” star Hayden Panettiere not too long ago. Surely Cornish didn’t expect him to change his cheating behavior… oh wait, yes she did. Abbie – if he’ll cheat with you, then he’ll cheat on you!

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Hayden Panttierre, Reese Witherspoon Tagged With: Abbie Cornish, cheat, Cheated, Cheating, Hayden Panettiere, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe

Sophie Monk Stalked by David Hasselhoff

December 28, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

Actress/model/never heard of her next! and former fiance of Benji Madden, Sophie Monk, has something Hoff-ible to tell her friends. Turns out she’s the stalking victim of David Hasselhoff.

Apparently Monk met the Hoff while working on a movie. Unfortunately for her, she slipped him her number and he’s been trying to slip her a little of the Hoff ever since.

Via Starpulse:

“I’ve been stalked by the Hoff but he’s a sweetie-pie.” Monk reveals the actor-turned-reality TV star helped her through a painful break-up. “He would say things like, ‘Let’s go get some Hoff-ee’.”

Hoff-ee?!

It might just be me, but I prefer shirt-less, drunk, cheeseburger eating Hoff to cheesy-line delivering Hoff. The latter just isn’t my cup of Hoff-ee.

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Filed Under: Benji Madden, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, WTF?!? Tagged With: David Hasselhoff stalking Sophie Monk, David Hasselhoff Wiki, Sophie Monk, Sophie Monk David Hasselhoff, Sophie Monk Stalked, Sophie Monk Wiki

Paris Hilton Marries Piers Morgan – Photos

December 28, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Paris Hilton has finally decided to walk down the aisle, and the man of her choice is none other than “America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan. While it may come across as a shocking, their marriage to the was done in good non-legal binding fun as just a parody for his upcoming ITV1 show called “Piers Morgan On… Las Vegas.” Hilton wore a white bridal gown and veil during the service which was attended by Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe impersonators. Paris was accompanied by her dog that was also dressed in white, while Piers really did slip a diamond encrusted ring on her finger, with the 15-minute spoof wedding taking place at The Little Church of the West in Las Vegas.

Per Daily Mail:

“You can do anything here – it’s crazy! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” says Morgan. “You know what it’s like – you have a few drinks, spend too long on the blackjack table, get overexcited and do something silly. I have to say, Paris scrubbed up to be a beautiful bride. It was magical.”

He also joked that he “wasn’t entirely sure” the wedding was fake since they did in fact go through all of the vows. And yes, the two did really kiss following the ceremony. In reality, Piers is engaged to journalist Celia Walden, while Paris has recently rekindling her flame with Doug Reinhardt. Lets just hope that’s as far as the joke went cause I’d sure hate to see him be the next one prescribed Valtrex!

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Wedding, Paris Hilton Tagged With: Americas Got Talent, Bride, Celia Walden, Doug Reinhardt, Elvis Presley, Groom, ITV1, Las Vegas, Marilyn Monroe, Marriage, Marries, Marry, Paris Hiltion, Piers Morgan, Piers Morgan On, The Little Church Of The West, Weds

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Reunite Uglies in Barbados – Photos

December 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

There must be some kind of feral slut magnetism between Jude Law and Sienna Miller. They have been on and off for years after Jude made extracurricular sexy times with his childrens’ nanny and ended their engagement. Since then Sienna has been sharpening her skillz by nailing married men and breaking the hearts of Welsh men, while Jude didn’t double bag it with some strange and fathered a fourth child.

The Duke and Duchess of Ho Town have been rumored to be rekindling the fire between their naughty bits lately. Sienna was spotted several times at his home and having a PDA filled spaghetti and pizza dinner on Thanksgiving. Now photos of Miller and Jude together in Barbados have made their way to the net.

So for all 6 of you who may care…enjoy.

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